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1960s
Aretha Franklin's, "(You Make Me Feel Like) a Natural Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
A wannabe
Original Lyrics:
Just wanna be
Steppenwolf's, "Magic Carpet Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Maverick puppet, right?
Original Lyrics:
On a magic carpet ride
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoo!
Original Lyrics:
Shoot me!
 
1970s
Bee Gees', "How Deep Is Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really need to love
OR
I really need your love
Original Lyrics:
I really need to learn.
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
In between
His gonads and his penis is a hairy line
Original Lyrics:
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine.
Elvin Bishop's, "Fooled Around and Fell in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm photographed and fell in love
Original Lyrics:
I fooled around and fell in love
Eric Clapton's, "I Shot the Sheriff"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the caring of a deputy
Original Lyrics:
For the killing of a deputy
Eric Clapton's, "Tears in Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't belong here in Paris
Original Lyrics:
I don't belong here in heaven
Fleetwood Mac's, "Don't Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about your brother
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow
Jackson 5's, "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
As simple as you and me
Original Lyrics:
As simple as do-re-mi
Jackson 5's, "Never Can Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never can say revival
Original Lyrics:
I never can say goodbye, girl
Leo Sayer's, "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a cute way of Top Cat
Original Lyrics:
You've got a cute way of talking
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Sweet Home Alabama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we all did for a week or two
Original Lyrics:
Now we all did what we could do
Minnie Riperton's, "Lovin' You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And every time that we do
Original Lyrics:
And every time that we, ooh...
Nicolette Larson's, "Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna take a lotta work
Original Lyrics:
It's gonna take a lotta love
Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
But their beauty and their style WENT kind of smooth after a while...
Original Lyrics:
But their beauty and their style
Wear kind of smooth after a while
Steely Dan's, "Rikki Don't Lose That Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't wanna call somebody else
Original Lyrics:
You don't wanna call nobody else
The Brothers Johnson's, "Strawberry Letter 23"
Misheard Lyrics:
A message to you
Original Lyrics:
A message from you
The Ides of March's, "Vehicle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your beatable baby
Original Lyrics:
I'm your vehicle baby
The Ides of March's, "Vehicle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your beatable woman
Original Lyrics:
I'm your vehicle woman
 
1980s
Aretha Franklin and George Michael's, "I Knew You Were Waiting (for Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the barrel was blown
Original Lyrics:
When the valley was low
Bertie Higgins', "Key Largo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Selling our shares to Key Largo
Original Lyrics:
Sailing away to Key Largo
Christopher Cross', "Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailing, takes me away to where I’ve always ribbit
Original Lyrics:
Sailing, takes me away to where I’ve always heard it could be
Depeche Mode's, "People are People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peekaboo people, oh, why should it be?
Original Lyrics:
People are people, so why should it be?
Dire Straits', "Money for Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the little finger with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little finger got his own jet airplane
That little finger, he's a millionaire
Original Lyrics:
See the little fa**ot with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little fa**ot got his own jet airplane
That little fa**ot, he's a millionaire
Glenn Frey's, "The Heat is On"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tension's high
Original Lyrics:
The pressure's high
Hoodoo Gurus', "Bittersweet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've cooked, and I've cleaned
You seem to find that so hard to believe
Original Lyrics:
I cut and I bleed
You seem to find that so hard to believe
Jesse Frederick's, "Everywhere You Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hold onto
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold onto
Michael Jackson's, "The Way You Make Me Feel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I've been working so mighty fine
Original Lyrics:
Well I've been working from 9 to 5
Run-DMC's, "It's Tricky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Extreme to rock a rhyme
Original Lyrics:
It's tricky to rock a rhyme
Run-DMC's, "It's Tricky"
Misheard Lyrics:
You keep on, rock, shot, the beat
Original Lyrics:
You keep on (rock, shock), 'cause this is it
Samantha Fox's, "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Touch me
Touch me
I wanna be somebody
or
I wanna be nobody
Original Lyrics:
Touch me
Touch me
I wanna feel your body
Scandal's, "The Warrior"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Imodium
Original Lyrics:
I am the warrior
Steve Perry's, "Oh Sherrie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Sherie, you are in love. Hose on, hose on.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Sherie, our love, holds on, holds on.
Steve Perry's, "Oh, Sherrie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it must have been a dream.
(A dream, ohhh)
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I must have been a dreamer
(Must have been a dreamer I know)
T'Pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second bird
And the man was a command.
Original Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was in command.
The Power Station's, "Some Like it Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
So let's turn up the meat 'til we cry
Original Lyrics:
So let's turn up the heat 'til we fry
Tiffany's, "Could've Been"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never want what could've been on a cold and lonely night
OR
I'll never have what could've been on a cold and lonely night
Original Lyrics:
I'll never hold what could've been on a cold and lonely night
 
1990s
Donell Jones', "U Know What's Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said I'm begging you and I'm warning you
So tell me what's up
Original Lyrics:
Said I'm big on you and I'm wanting you
So tell me what's up
Eric Clapton's, "Change the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would be the songwriter in the universe
Original Lyrics:
I would be the sunlight in your universe
George Michael and Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And left me by my delight
Original Lyrics:
And left me blinded by the light
George Michael's, "Too Funky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta get outside
Original Lyrics:
I gotta get inside
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wake up with your bra
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wake up where you are
N-Trance's, "Stayin' Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody on the couch
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the house
Rod Stewart's, "The Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll put the speakers in the middle of the hall
Original Lyrics:
We'll put the speakers in the window and we'll go
Sisqo's, "Incomplete"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though with me, I have everything
Original Lyrics:
Even though it seems I have everything
 
2000s
All Time Low's, "Dear Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it feels like Stephen Hawk's calling your name from the crowd.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it feels like stealing hearts calling your name from the crowd.
Mis-Teeq's, "Scandalous"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me drooling like a little baby girl
OR
You got me dribbling like a little baby girl
Original Lyrics:
You got me trembling like a little baby girl
 
2010s
Broadway cast of Hamilton's, "Statisfied"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember those salty voiced sisters something something oh ways
Original Lyrics:
I remember those soldier boys tripping over themselves to win our praise
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please stop doing that.
Original Lyrics:
There's no going back

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