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1960s
Misheard Lyrics:
My opponent
Original Lyrics:
Ride your pony
 
1970s
Bad Company's, "Can't Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get enough of your lunch
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough of your love
Eagles', "The Long Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
And darling, if you danced in Houston, baby
I couldn't hold a candle to you
Original Lyrics:
And all the debutantes in Houston, baby
Couldn't hold a candle to you
Peaches & Herb's, "Shake Your Groove Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake your blue thing
Original Lyrics:
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Peter Frampton's, "Show Me The Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no one to relate to, fettuccine
Original Lyrics:
And no one to relate to except the sea
Roberta Flack's, "Killing Me Softly With His Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strumming my back with his fingers
Original Lyrics:
Strumming my pain with his fingers.
Steely Dan's, "My Old School"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, Port Au Hara won't do
or
Oh no, potable water won't do
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, no, Guadalajara won't do
Tommy James', "Draggin' the Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turnin' around (Turnin' around)
Original Lyrics:
Draggin' the line (Draggin' the line)
Tony Orlando and Dawn's, "Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you still love me
Original Lyrics:
If you still want me
 
1980s
Bananarama's, "I Can't Help It"
Misheard Lyrics:
More cherries
Original Lyrics:
Mon cheri
Dire Straits', "Walk of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're remarkable
Original Lyrics:
Do the walk of life
John Fogerty's, "Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in a coma
Original Lyrics:
Put me in, Coach.
Misheard Lyrics:
See the Mister Ed breath hits the air
Original Lyrics:
See the mist as your breath hits the air
Motley Crue's, "Looks That Kill"
Misheard Lyrics:
And believe me you
She’s a noble preteen
Original Lyrics:
And believe me you
She's a number thirteen
Phil Collins', "Take Me Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't see what I'm feeling
Original Lyrics:
I can't see but I feel it
Scorpions', "Still Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Things our kids will love
Original Lyrics:
Things that killed our love
Sinead O'Connor's, "Mandinka"
Misheard Lyrics:
But a poodle ain't no dog.
Original Lyrics:
But I do know Mandinka.
Spandau Ballet's, "True"
Misheard Lyrics:
I noticed (my) love is true
Original Lyrics:
I know this much is true
The Bangles', "Walk Like An Egyptian"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the dykes in the hooker place say.
Original Lyrics:
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say.
 
1990s
Amy Grant's, "Big Yellow Taxi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey father father
Original Lyrics:
Hey farmer farmer
Blessid Union of Souls', "Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me for Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or the guy who blamed Don Pardo
Original Lyrics:
Or that guy who played in Fargo
Britney Spears', "You Drive Me Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m so excited
I’m in 2D
Original Lyrics:
I'm so excited
I'm in too deep.
David Gray's, "This Year's Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This year's love is hit or miss
or
This year's love is endless
Original Lyrics:
This year's love had better last.
K-Ci & JoJo's, "All My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you smile on your face
All I see is a globe
Original Lyrics:
When you smile on your face
All I see is a glow
K-Ci & JoJo's, "Tell Me It's Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be on Family Feud
Original Lyrics:
The feeling that we feel
La Bouche's, "Be My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
BMW
Original Lyrics:
be my lover
Sir Mix-a-Lot's, "Baby Got Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
None of these bimbos waking like hoes
Original Lyrics:
Knock-kneed bimbos walking like hoes
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed.
Original Lyrics:
I ain´t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Styx's, "Show Me the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me the strings
Original Lyrics:
Give me the strength
 
2000s
Backstreet Boys', "I Want It That Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted Batman
Original Lyrics:
I want it that way
Bomfunk MC's', "Freestyler "
Misheard Lyrics:
You carry protection with your hardcore oh
Like Celine Dion, come on Camelia
Original Lyrics:
You carry protection or will your heart go on
Like Celine Dion, come on chameleon
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lost in a storm case
Original Lyrics:
Nothing else compares.
Epica's, "Design Your Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alvarez will send us back to one
Original Lyrics:
Avarice will set us back to blank
Fefe Dobson's, "Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
This summer breeze
Original Lyrics:
This time will bring
Girls Aloud's, "Call The Shots"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just 'cause you're racing ahead and call the shots now.
Original Lyrics:
Just 'cause you're raising the bets and call the shots now.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don’t Cost a Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even if you were wrong
Original Lyrics:
Even if you were broke
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Counting flies, counting flies
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
Lenny Kravitz's, "Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Roman queen
Original Lyrics:
A lonely queen
Lenny Kravitz's, "Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
One moment please
Original Lyrics:
A lonely queen
Muse's, "Hysteria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like full control
Original Lyrics:
Feeling my faith erode
Queensryche's, "Justified"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to this place and this is gay
Original Lyrics:
Going to find myself back to the place we begin
Tori Amos', "Barons of Suburbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pissing abortion to combat your poison
Original Lyrics:
I'm piecing a potion to combat your poison.
Tori Amos', "Jamaica Inn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between rubber gloves
Beneath your firm laments
Original Lyrics:
Between Rebecca's
Beneath your firmaments.
U2's, "Stuck In a Moment You Can't Get Out of"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been stuck by a Mormon
Original Lyrics:
You've been stuck in a moment
 
2010s
Florence and the Machine's, "Shake It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every demon wants his purple fish
Original Lyrics:
Every demon wants his pound of flesh.
PewDiePie's, "Bitch Lasagna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bridge le Sonia
or
Peach lasagna
Original Lyrics:
Bitch lasagna
 
christian
4Him's, "For Future Generations"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I won't want it down my faith
Original Lyrics:
And I won't water down my faith
DC Talk's, "Jesus Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
What would kittens think when they hear that I'm a cheesy freak?
Original Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?
Michael W. Smith's, "Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Packing up the trees God planted
Original Lyrics:
Packing up the dreams God planted
Rich Mullins', "Awesome God"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the world wasn't joking
Original Lyrics:
And the Lord wasn't joking

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