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1960s
Chubby Checker's, "Let's Twist Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last chance again
Original Lyrics:
Let's twist again
 
1970s
Allan Sherman's, "Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza"
Misheard Lyrics:
That hung on the family dream
Original Lyrics:
That hung on the family tree
B.J. Thomas', "Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brian's not for me
Original Lyrics:
Crying's not for me
Bob Dylan's, "Changing Of The Guards"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or else your Hotspurs have the courage for the changing of the guardsb
Original Lyrics:
Or else your hearts must have the courage for the changing of the guards
Bread's, "Aubrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anne Aubrey was her name
A not so very ordinary girl or name
But who's to blame?
For a love that wouldn't bloom
Original Lyrics:
And Aubrey was her name
A not so very ordinary girl or name
But who's to blame?
For a love that wouldn't bloom
Bruce Springsteen's, "Because the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the night belongs to Lars
Original Lyrics:
Because the night belongs to lovers
Bruce Springsteen's, "Candy’s Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has slutty clothes
Original Lyrics:
She has fancy clothes
Chicago's, "Hard to Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all the who you've been through
Original Lyrics:
After all that we've been through
Elton John's, "Island Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Highlander
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
Foghat's, "Third Time Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once beaten, twice shy
Original Lyrics:
Once bitten, twice shy
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me all my neighbors have gone
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be kids when you are gone
Original Lyrics:
There'll be peace when you are done
Kansas', "Dust in the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to shop for water
Original Lyrics:
Just a drop of water
Linda Ronstadt's, "Blue Bayou"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brazil, the moon
And the evening tide
Original Lyrics:
The silver moon
And the evening tide
Ohio Players', "Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way you walk and talk really sets me off
To a fuller lunch hour
Original Lyrics:
The way you walk and talk really sets me off
To a fuller love, child
Misheard Lyrics:
Something sweet
Original Lyrics:
Soft and sweet
The Addrisi Brothers', "We've Got to Get It On Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silver spots that used to fly
Original Lyrics:
Silver sparks that used to fly
The Mash's, "Suicide Is Painless"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Bill of Rights is hard to say
Original Lyrics:
The Game of Life is hard to play
The Miracles', "Love Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just another ship
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a love machine
The Who's, "Baba O'Riley"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage nature
Original Lyrics:
Teenage wasteland
The Who's, "Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh's outfit
Original Lyrics:
Who are you?
The Who's, "Won't Get Fooled Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
We won't see Pooh again
Original Lyrics:
We won't get fooled again
 
1980s
Air Supply's, "All Out of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lot of love
Original Lyrics:
I'm all out of love
Air Supply's, "Just As I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just as a ham
Original Lyrics:
Just as I am
Air Supply's, "Making Love Out of Nothing at All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vicki Lawrence...out of nothing at all
Original Lyrics:
Making love...out of nothing at all
Commercial's, "Bain De Soleil Suntan Lotion (jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bain De Soleil
For the Tampa Bay tan
Original Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan
Dan Fogelberg's, "Hard to Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a wheelie past
Original Lyrics:
With a weary past
John Mellencamp's, "Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Janey's comin' round real soon take us swimming and then,
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon make us women and men
Nu Shooz's, "I Can't Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I-I-I can't win
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I-I-I can't wait
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
And clothe myself
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I press the reins down in Africa
--or--
I p*** the rains down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Yes', "Owner of a Lonely Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you don't wanna chance it
You don't have to look far
Watch yourself, there's evil in disguise
Now's the chance, don' be lonely
Original Lyrics:
Say, you don't want to chance it
You've been hassled before
Watch it now, eagle in the sky
How he dancin' one and only
 
1990s
Ace of Base's, "All That She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the moment means goodbye
Original Lyrics:
But the morning means goodbye
Gwen Stefani featuring Akon's, "The Sweet Escape"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a big mistake
Original Lyrics:
If I could escape
Kouji Wada's, "Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
try to pay fee
Original Lyrics:
try to be free
Len's, "Steal My Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I listened to the miles a ton
Original Lyrics:
So I missed a million miles of fun
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get height, boy
Original Lyrics:
You better get hyped Boy.
Qkumba Zoo's, "The Child (Inside)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh bear coming
Original Lyrics:
Who's that calling?
Qkumba Zoo's, "The Child (Inside)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh bear coming
Original Lyrics:
Who's that calling?
Spice Girls', "Spice Up Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandwich to the left
Original Lyrics:
Slam it to the left
 
2000s
Bad Religion's, "I Love My Computer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never been quite so Aubrey ohhhhhh
Original Lyrics:
I've never been quite so happy
Five for Fighting's, "100 Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm * for a Mormon
Original Lyrics:
I'm * for a moment
Michelle Branch's, "Everywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the inside owl I can see
Original Lyrics:
Turn it inside out so I can see
Movie Scripts', "The Cat in the Hat (2003)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat, you need to clean this missile prompt-o
Original Lyrics:
Cat, you need to clean this mess up pronto
Nas', "I Can"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Japan
Original Lyrics:
I know I can
Nas', "Made You Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock a Peps drink down in this Pep cup
Original Lyrics:
Knock a pimp's drink down in this pimp cup
Vanessa Carlton's, "Pretty Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you're the song that breaks the store
Original Lyrics:
For you're the sun that breaks the storm
 
2010s
Dua Lipa's, "Swan Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wishing it was maple leaf, oh
Original Lyrics:
Wishing it was make-believe, oh
Travis Scott's, "Sicko Mode"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stacey Dash, Mercedes girls ain’t got a clue
Original Lyrics:
Stacey Dash, most of these girls ain’t got a clue
 
country
Trace Adkins', "You're Gonna Miss This"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna wash this down
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna want this back

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