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1960s
Monkees', "You Just May Be The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hail Nimbus! Hail Someone!
Original Lyrics:
All men must have someone.
Otis Redding's, "Trick or Treat"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I can't wait to have that wiener that I love
If it's dick o' cheese
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I can't wait till Halloween to find out
If it's trick or treat
Percy Sledge's, "When A Man Loves A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
He give up all his (garments ?) & sleep out in th' rain
Original Lyrics:
He'd give up all his comfort
Sleep out in the rain.
The Eligibles', "Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to fine.
Original Lyrics:
It's an uphill climb.
The Temptations', "My Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
My God
Original Lyrics:
My girl
 
1970s
Bread's, "Aubrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all those things we've named
Original Lyrics:
And Aubrey was her name
Jackson 5's, "Dancing Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you get down?
Original Lyrics:
Watch her get down
The Animals', "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Use my life and I'll do 101
Original Lyrics:
It's my life and I'll do what I want
The Hollies', "4th July, Asbury Park (Sandy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
For me this bored walk life is through
You ought to quit the sea too
Original Lyrics:
For me this boardwalk life is through
You ought to quit this scene too
The O'Jays', "Love Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy all over the world
Original Lyrics:
People all over the world
The Who's, "Who Are You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took the cue right out of town
Back to the road I've been
Original Lyrics:
I took the Tube back out of town
Back to the rolling pin
 
1980s
Bananarama's, "I Heard a Rumour"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard aroma
Original Lyrics:
I heard a rumour
Commercial's, "Hefty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavy Heavy Heavy
Original Lyrics:
Hefty Hefty Hefty
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She reaches in and that’s not polio.
Original Lyrics:
She reaches in, grabs right hold of your heart.
Hall & Oates', "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the booty, now you want my soul
Original Lyrics:
You got the body, now you want my soul
Huey Lewis and the News', "Stuck with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
That the same four lovers
Are the same friends
And the same are gay
Original Lyrics:
Like the same phone number
All the same friends
And the same address
Men at Work's, "Down Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never work, you never take cover
Original Lyrics:
You better run, you better take cover
Phil Collins', "In the Air Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been a paradise
or
It's all been a pack of lies
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies
Phil Collins', "Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll just stay alone
Original Lyrics:
I'll just say the words
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks nice
Looks nice (so good)
Looks nice (so good) to me
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand
Don't stand (so)
Don't stand (so close) to me
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheers only whispers of some quiet conversation.
Original Lyrics:
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men from Mars could ever do
Original Lyrics:
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
 
1990s
Bad Wolves', "Hear Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew Wheatly more than Fred
Original Lyrics:
I never knew we'd be more than friends
Eric Clapton's, "My Father's Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step by step, I realized
Original Lyrics:
Bit by bit, I realized
Jennifer Lopez's, "Waiting for Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tossing and turning, the ocean was strong
Original Lyrics:
Tossing and turning, emotion so strong
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a spaniel on the bus
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a stagecoach on the bus
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus
 
2000s
Backstreet Boys', "Drowning"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sweating for our love
Original Lyrics:
I'm swept away by love
Bad Religion's, "I Love My Computer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no odds ever going take my love from me
Original Lyrics:
And no one is ever gonna take my love from me
Case's, "Happily Ever After"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I nestled
Original Lyrics:
So I asked you
Case's, "Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can I be so dandruff in mane?
Original Lyrics:
How can I be so damn demanding?
Fuel's, "Hemorrhage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me now I feel bodacious
Am I the only place left to go
Original Lyrics:
Hold me now I feel contagious
Am I the only place left to go?
Fuel's, "Prove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything, I hope to be at Village Inn
Those lines you're telling somewhere
Original Lyrics:
Everything I hoped to be and feel
Is in those lies you're telling somewhere
Incubus', "Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Choo-choo
Original Lyrics:
Ch-choose
Incubus', "Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sky resembles a backlit cannibal
With full sponge yeti
Original Lyrics:
The sky resembles a backlit canopy
With holes punched in it
Ja Rule featuring Case's, "Livin' it Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon-lime
Original Lyrics:
Live your life
Jessica Simpson's, "I Think I'm in Love with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm alarmed
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm in love
Maroon 5's, "She Will Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she will be alone
Original Lyrics:
And she will be loved
Pink's, "Get the Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my nurse said he's best
Original Lyrics:
In my Mercedes-Benz
Ricky Martin and Christina Aguilera's, "Nobody Wants to Be Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Mommy wants to be lonely
Original Lyrics:
Nobody wants to be lonely
The Fray's, "Never Say Never"
Misheard Lyrics:
So let me go
So let me go
So let me go
Original Lyrics:
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
 
2010s
Alessia Cara's, "Out of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know... I don't know
Original Lyrics:
Out of love... out of love
Ariana Grande's, "Get Well Soon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there such a lotta talkin' about this
Maybe I should crown myself for the modest
or
Maybe I should grab myself by the madness
Original Lyrics:
Is there such a ladder to get above this?
Maybe I should ground myself where the mud is
Ariana Grande's, "Get Well Soon"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can work your way to the top
Just know that there's ups and downs in this rut
I'll follow fear and just save you all up
Just know there is so much wrong at the top
Original Lyrics:
You can work your way to the top
Just know that there's ups and downs and there's drops
Unfollow fear and just say "you are blocked"
Just know there is so much room at the top
Commercial's, "Grain Berry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Green berry
Original Lyrics:
Grain Berry
Fat White Family's, "Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feet, you're family now
Original Lyrics:
Feet, don't fail me now
Imagine Dragons', "Radioactive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
Just you wait till I get you home
Original Lyrics:
I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Weezer's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
You turned to me as if to say, hurry boy, it's waiting there for you.
Original Lyrics:
He turned to me as if to say, hurry boy, it's waiting there for you.
 
misc
Cast of The Wizard of Oz's, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did you run away, mom?
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere over the rainbow,
Commercial's, "Bic Perfume"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. is in your pocket
Original Lyrics:
Put Paris in your pocket

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