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1950s
Connie Francis', "Where the Boys Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the voice of...
Original Lyrics:
Where the boys are
Connie Francis', "Who's Sorry Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's tired now?
Original Lyrics:
Who's sorry now?
Little Richard's, "Tutti-Frutti"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tutti frutti, wanna root 'er
Original Lyrics:
Tutti fruitti,
Oh rutti,
 
1960s
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, Jordan Almonds.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, of your desire.
Sonny & Cher's, "The Beat Goes On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma sit in chair and grandma knits
Original Lyrics:
Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce
The Animals', "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hard boiled to get a break in
Original Lyrics:
It's a hard world to get a break in
The Beach Boys', "All Summer Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't be long till Summertime is through
Dr. Pepper now!!
Original Lyrics:
Won't be long 'til summertime is through
But not for us now.
 
1970s
David Bowie's, "Changes"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can't change time
Original Lyrics:
But I can't trace time.
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the line in the coconut
Original Lyrics:
Put the lime in the coconut
Judy Collins', "Send in the Clowns"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are the clouds? Send in the clouds!
Original Lyrics:
Where are the clowns? Send in the clowns!
Samantha Sang's, "Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
And flying a river
Original Lyrics:
And cry me a river
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
See you L.A.
Original Lyrics:
C-O-L-A
The Statler Brothers', "I'll Go to My Grave Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when, and when I caught Bozo's Butt,
Honey you know you'd been loved
Original Lyrics:
And when, and when life calls us both above,
Honey you know you'd been loved
War's, "The Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
We met down on the border, Rio Grande
He's the softest penis I can stand
The outlaws had us pinned down at the bord...
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin', bored
Original Lyrics:
We met down on the fort of Rio Grande
Eat the salted peanuts out the can
The outlaws had us pinned down at the fort
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port
 
1980s
Bob Marley's, "Redemption Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, it's a day to die.
From the bottom they spit.
Original Lyrics:
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
Fine Young Cannibals', "She Drives Me Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
She drives me crazy My doggone gal.
Original Lyrics:
She drives me crazy Like no one else.
John Mellencamp's, "Jack and Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes comin' down real soon, baby, live and let live
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, makes us women and men
John Mellencamp's, "Jack and Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckin' down chili dogs and trying to break free
or
Suckin' down chili dogs out by the shady tree
Original Lyrics:
Suckin' on chili dogs
Outside the Tastee Freeze.
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eddie, are you okay?
Original Lyrics:
Annie, are you okay?
Richard Marx's, "Endless Summer Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching the night without a woman.
Original Lyrics:
Summer came and left without a warning.
Tears for Fears', "Head Over Heals"
Misheard Lyrics:
in my head, my mind's eye
(La, la, la, la, la) one little boy, one little man
(La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la) funny how
Time flies
Original Lyrics:
in my head, my mind's eye
(La, la, la, la, la) one little boy, wandering by
(La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la) funny how
Time flies
Tears for Fears', "Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you take a dump on God
If I could change your mind I'd really love to break your heart
I'd really love to break your heart
Original Lyrics:
And when you've taken down your guard
If I could change your mind I'd really love to break your heart
I'd really love to break your heart
UB40's, "Red Red Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red red wine in a modern beer stein.
Original Lyrics:
Red red wine in a modern beat style.
Wang Chung's, "Dance Hall Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance hall dais
Original Lyrics:
Dance hall days
 
1990s
AC/DC's, "Thunderstruck"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mind erased.
Original Lyrics:
My mind raced.
AC/DC's, "Thunderstruck"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the accompanying please.
And the man is what you got
Original Lyrics:
Could I come again please
Yeah them ladies were too kind
AC/DC's, "Thunderstruck"
Misheard Lyrics:
We went to Texas, in Texas, we hit the top!
Original Lyrics:
Went through to Texas, yeah Texas, and we had some fun!
AC/DC's, "Thunderstruck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah yeah fight, fight, fight for our right!
Original Lyrics:
Yeah yeah they, they, they blew our minds!
Beck's, "Debra"
Misheard Lyrics:
I coldstep to you
With a fish-pecker gun
Original Lyrics:
I coldstep to you
With a fresh pack of gum.
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you're in the mood
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children of the little mind
Original Lyrics:
Children of thalidomide
Bjork's, "Possibly Maybe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Possibly maybe, probably not
Original Lyrics:
Possibly maybe, probably love
Michael Penn's, "No Myth"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's snowing
Original Lyrics:
It's no myth
Nightwish's, "Wishmaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hamster! A dentist!
Hard corn, seven seagulls!
Oriole! This apple!
In me, Jewish master!
Original Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice!
Heartborne, Seventh Seeker!
Warrior! Disciple!
In me, The Wishmaster!
Ohio Players', "Love Rollercoaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gone to ride, girl
Yeah
Original Lyrics:
Don't you wanna ride, girl?
Listen here
R.E.M.'s, "Man on the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angie, did you hear about this one?
or
Eddie, did you hear about this one?
Original Lyrics:
Andy, did you hear about this one?
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a Chevy so long let it be, yeah
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
Sarah McLachlan's, "Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's vultures and thieves at your bank
Original Lyrics:
There's vultures and thieves at your back
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
So what's wrong with taking the downstream?
Original Lyrics:
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
 
2000s
Jason Derulo's, "In My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see you run over me
Original Lyrics:
I see you all over me
Jennifer Lopez's, "Ain't It Funny"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life can be cool
Original Lyrics:
Life can be cruel
Missy Elliott's, "Work It"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your pussy if you get it wet
Original Lyrics:
It's your fremme neppa venette.
Monica's, "A Dozen Roses (You Remind Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got style just like a billy goat
Original Lyrics:
You got style just like a Bentley Coupe
SEGA's, "Metal Scratchin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Til toy
Til toy
Til toy
Til toy
Til toy
Til toy
Til toy
Dutch me
Original Lyrics:
Go go ahead
Go go ahead
Go go ahead
Go go ahead
Go go ahead
Go go ahead
Go go ahead
Scratchin' me
 
2010s
Commercial's, "Tena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing's pissed with Tena twist
Original Lyrics:
Nothing's missed with Tena twist
Selena Gomez's, "Bang a Drum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the bee of your own drone, I stat it like that, kraut like that
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the beat of your own drum, when it's hot like that, burn it up like that
Sia feat. Sean Paul's, "Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the turnstile
Original Lyrics:
Hit the dance floor
Sia feat. Sean Paul's, "Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got protein pills!
Original Lyrics:
I love cheap thrills
Sia's, "Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the toaster
Original Lyrics:
Hit the dance floor
Twenty One Pilots', "Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
you'll never know the murderer sitting next to you
Original Lyrics:
you'll be loving on the murderer sitting next to you

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