Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for July 25, 2016

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1950s
Frank Sinatra's, "Love and Marriage" Misheard Lyrics: Love and Mary Love and Mary They go together like some frozen carrots Original Lyrics: Love and Marriage Love and Marriage They go together like a horse and carriage

1960s
Donovan's, "Wear Your Love Like Heaven" Misheard Lyrics: Where the love I care for? Original Lyrics: Wear your love like heaven	Juice Newton's, "Angel of the Morning" Misheard Lyrics: Just wipe my feet before you leave me Original Lyrics: Just touch my cheek before you leave me
The Beach Boys', "California Girls" Misheard Lyrics: You can't hardly beat California Girls Original Lyrics: Wish they all could be California girls.	The Lovin' Spoonful's, "Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?" Misheard Lyrics: Say yes to one and let the other one write Original Lyrics: Say yes to one and let the other one ride

1970s
AC/DC's, "Highway to Hell" Misheard Lyrics: Train station, paid my dues Original Lyrics: Hey Satan! Paid my dues!	America's, "Ventura Highway" Misheard Lyrics: And the data lizards in the air Original Lyrics: Alligator lizards in the air
Atlanta Rhythm Section's, "So Into You" Misheard Lyrics: I am sewn into you Original Lyrics: I am so into you	Atlanta Rhythm Section's, "So Into You" Misheard Lyrics: There was voodoo in the bags Original Lyrics: There was voodoo in the vibes.
Barry Manilow's, "Tryin' to Get the Feeling Again" Misheard Lyrics: It seemed to disappear as fast it can Original Lyrics: It seemed to disappear as fast as it came	Blue Oyster Cult's, "Godzilla" Misheard Lyrics: Helpless people on the subway train scream "My God" as he will tread on them Original Lyrics: Helpless people on the subway train scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them
Grass Roots', "Temptation Eyes" Misheard Lyrics: Tonight, what do yo mean, she'll be so exciting Original Lyrics: Tonight with me, she'll be so exciting	Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the Light" Misheard Lyrics: Blind on Friday night. Wrapped up like a douche another roller in the night. Original Lyrics: And she was blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Steve Miller Band's, "Jungle Love" Misheard Lyrics: Double up, it's seven-eleven, it's drivin' me crazy Original Lyrics: Jungle love, it's driving me mad, it's making me crazy	Theme Songs', "Good Times" Misheard Lyrics: Hangin' in a chow line Original Lyrics: Hangin' in and jivin'

1980s
John Waite's, "Missing You" Misheard Lyrics: Like a Teddy Graham through your soul Original Lyrics: Like a telegraph to your soul	Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal" Misheard Lyrics: Eddy, are you walking? Eddy, are you walking? Are you walking, Eddy? Original Lyrics: Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok Are you ok, Annie
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal" Misheard Lyrics: He came into her apartment, left a blood space on the carpet. She went running to a table, make a sushi, was enable. Original Lyrics: He came into her apartment, he left the blood stains on the carpet. She ran underneath the table, he could see she was unable.	Michael Jackson's, "The Way You Make Me Feel" Misheard Lyrics: I do your beaver, do bars around. Original Lyrics: I feel your fever from miles around.
Michael Jackson's, "The Way You Make Me Feel" Misheard Lyrics: My only days are up. Original Lyrics: My lonely days are gone.	Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" Misheard Lyrics: Mama's seder has so much matzo, man Original Lyrics: Ma-ma se, ma-ma sa, ma-ma coo sa.
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" Misheard Lyrics: You're stuck in the middle And the pain is under Original Lyrics: You're stuck in the middle And the pain is thunder	Michael Jackson's, "Who Is It" Misheard Lyrics: And she didn't leave a letter she just f***in' ran away Original Lyrics: And she didn't leave a letter she just up and ran away.
Terence Trent D'Arby's, "If You All Get to Heaven" Misheard Lyrics: If you wanna get to Heaven. Original Lyrics: If you all get to Heaven.	The Waitresses', "Square Pegs" Misheard Lyrics: So tell me where's the potty and how come we weren't in viral? Original Lyrics: So tell me where's the party and how come we weren't invited?
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Yoda" Misheard Lyrics: So I used the force I picked up a bus Original Lyrics: So I used the force I picked up a box

1990s
Blind Guardian's, "Nightfall" Misheard Lyrics: My balls Quietly crept in and changed us all Original Lyrics: Nightfall Quietly crept in and changed us all	Britney Spears', "Born to Make You Happy" Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause Roy Chubby Brown is in my heart Original Lyrics: 'Cause you're the only one up in my heart
Deep Blue Something's, "Breakfast at Tiffany's" Misheard Lyrics: But now you're icy through me Original Lyrics: But now your eyes see through me	Korn's, "Ball Tongue" Misheard Lyrics: How can you f* without me? You larrikin. Original Lyrics: How can you f*'n' doubt me? But not again.
Korn's, "It's On" Misheard Lyrics: Nothing changes, just real old rangers Original Lyrics: Nothing changes, just rearranges	Moby's, "Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" Misheard Lyrics: His hope is gone Original Lyrics: He'll open doors
R.E.M's, "Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: Call in to wake her up. Original Lyrics: Call me when you try to wake her up

2000s
Fall Out Boy's, "Alpha Dog" Misheard Lyrics: I can almost see the wizard through the carrot dance. Original Lyrics: I can almost see the wizard through the curtains.	Kevin Lyttle's, "Turn Me On" Misheard Lyrics: Let me hold you, boy, I gotta rest my body Original Lyrics: Let me hold you, girl, caress my body
Mary J. Blige's, "Be Without You" Misheard Lyrics: We got Bush Original Lyrics: We got bulls***	Mind.In.A.Box's, "Leave" Misheard Lyrics: I should get on gen blee on. I should've leaved this state of mind. I should lose the passing bleed. I should've leaved this life behind. Original Lyrics: I should get on an airplane. I should leave this state of mind. I should use the passing lane. I should leave this life behind.
Mind.In.A.Box's, "Leave" Misheard Lyrics: I will catch the morning grease. I will jump into the sea. I will form my Cadbury's. I will finally bleed. Original Lyrics: I will catch the morning breeze. I will jump into the sea. I will follow my caprice. I will finally be me.	Rachael Lampa's, "Free (Holla Back Mix)" Misheard Lyrics: What would you say if I told you about a love That's realer than what you'd find up in a glove? Original Lyrics: What would you say if I told you about a love That's realer than what you'd find up in a club?
Slipknot's, "Wait 'n' Bleed" Misheard Lyrics: I felt the air rise up in me, No time to clear the stone of leaves Original Lyrics: I felt the hate rise up in me, Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves	Theme Songs', "Caillou" Misheard Lyrics: I'm just a candy store Each day I go some more I like exploring I'll call you Original Lyrics: I'm just a kid who's 4 Each day I grow some more I like exploring I'm Caillou

2010s
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar We're Going Down" Misheard Lyrics: We're going down, down, in an earlier round Sugar, we're going down singing Number one with a bully Loady gom comflex cocky and pully Original Lyrics: We're going down, down in an earlier round And Sugar, we're going down swinging I'll be your number one with a bullet A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it	Justin Timberlake's, "Can't Stop the Feeling" Misheard Lyrics: Got that disco in my feet. Original Lyrics: Got that good soul in my feet
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk!" Misheard Lyrics: The ponies and the firemen Original Lyrics: Call the police and the fireman	Selena Gomez's, "Kill Em with Kindness" Misheard Lyrics: Kill em with kindness Kill em with kindness Your head, your hair, your hair down Original Lyrics: Kill em with kindness Kill em with kindness Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head now
Sia ft. Sean Paul's, "Cheap Thrills" Misheard Lyrics: Hit the dumspa Original Lyrics: Till I hit the dance floor hit the dance floor	Usher's, "Dj Got Us Fallin' in Love" Misheard Lyrics: Usher, Usher, yummy. Original Lyrics: Usher, Usher, Yeah man.

christian
Lauren Daigle's, "How Can It Be" Misheard Lyrics: You played my card Original Lyrics: You plead my cause

country
Shania Twain's, "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" Misheard Lyrics: Doodle little stop Original Lyrics: Doing it in style

misc
Traditional's, "Mary Had a Little Lamb" Misheard Lyrics: Mary had a little land Whose sleet was white as snow Original Lyrics: Mary had a little lamb Whose fleece was white as snow
New Entries Index Next Day's Entries