Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for July 27, 2016

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Rolling Stones', "Gimme Shelter" Misheard Lyrics: Oh, chew it. It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away. Original Lyrics: War, children It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away.	The Beach Boys', "Little Deuce Coupe" Misheard Lyrics: She's my little choo-choo You don't know what I want Original Lyrics: She's my Little Deuce Coupe You don't know what I got

1970s
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Telephone Line" Misheard Lyrics: Through these black nights Original Lyrics: Blue days, black nights	Elton John's, "Island Girl" Misheard Lyrics: Tell me what you want and stop the wise cracks, Tell me what you want and stop the wise cracks, Tell me what you want and stop the wise cracks, girl. Original Lyrics: Tell me what you wanting with the white man's Tell me what you wanting with the white man's Tell me what you wanting with the white man's, girl.
Elton John's, "Philadelphia Freedom" Misheard Lyrics: Phila-f***in' freedom Original Lyrics: Philadelphia Freedom	Fleetwood Mac's, "Say You Love Me" Misheard Lyrics: I'm begging you for a little sip of beer... Original Lyrics: I'm begging you for a little sympathy,
The Who's, "Who Are You?" Misheard Lyrics: Ooo water, oo, oo Original Lyrics: Who are you? Who, who	Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers', "Don't Do Me Like That" Misheard Lyrics: Baby, you were there with me Original Lyrics: Baby, you would bury me

1980s
Dr. Hook's, "Sexy Eyes" Misheard Lyrics: I was sitting all alone watching people getting off of each other Original Lyrics: I was sitting all alone watching people get it on with each other	Fine Young Cannibals', "She Drives Me Crazy" Misheard Lyrics: And I can't pay off myself Original Lyrics: And I can't help myself
Guns N' Roses', "Welcome to the Jungle" Misheard Lyrics: Du-Du-Du- Double D's D's Original Lyrics: Kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-knees, knees	INXS's, "Need You Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: So slide away and give me a moment Original Lyrics: So slide over here and give me a moment
Irene Cara's, "Flashdance (What a Feeling)" Misheard Lyrics: Second hold of my heart Original Lyrics: Takin' hold of my heart	Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" Misheard Lyrics: Too high to get over, but you love to get under. Original Lyrics: Too high to get over, too low to get under.
Prince's, "Little Red Corvette" Misheard Lyrics: Radio Vet, call it Original Lyrics: Little red corvette	REM's, "One I Love" Misheard Lyrics: piyana Original Lyrics: Fire
The Lotus Eaters', "The First Picture of You" Misheard Lyrics: The cough of sacred owls Original Lyrics: The call for sacred hours	The Police's, "Driven to Tears" Misheard Lyrics: drive my tortilla, I drive my tortilla Original Lyrics: Driven to tears, driven to tears
Toto's, "Africa" Misheard Lyrics: I guess it rains down in Africa Original Lyrics: I bless the rains down in Africa.	Van Halen's, "And the Cradle Will Rock" Misheard Lyrics: Rock show or sometime Rock salt! Original Lyrics: And the cradle will rock Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock And I say rock on

1990s
Aqua's, "Barbie Girl" Misheard Lyrics: Wrapped in plastic Original Lyrics: Life in plastic	Blink-182's, "What's My Age Again?" Misheard Lyrics: A dookie dookie dookie save me Original Lyrics: And that's about the time she walked away from me
Blur's, "Song 2" Misheard Lyrics: He's an eight chow Original Lyrics: Pleased to meet you!	Eiffel 65's, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" Misheard Lyrics: Da bee, da ba dee ba da die Original Lyrics: Aberdeen I will die
Korn's, "Cameltosis" Misheard Lyrics: You drink gasoline Original Lyrics: You trick ass slut	Korn's, "Got the Life" Misheard Lyrics: And never s* where I do Original Lyrics: And now this s* will follow
Korn's, "Got the Life" Misheard Lyrics: Can you put me on Original Lyrics: Get your boogie on	Mary Mary's, "Shackles (Praise You)" Misheard Lyrics: Take the shotgun off my feet so I can dance I'm just going crazy, I'm just going crazy Original Lyrics: Take the shackles off my feet so I can dance I just wanna praise you, I just wanna praise you.
Mr. Pookie's, "Crook for Life" Misheard Lyrics: Lay it down on the proof of life. Original Lyrics: Lay it down, I'm a crook 4 life.	Nirvana's, "All Apologies" Misheard Lyrics: All we know is all we know Original Lyrics: All in all is all we are
Porno For Pyros', "Pets" Misheard Lyrics: You make me p***ed. Original Lyrics: We'll make great pets.	Rockapella's, "Holiday Wake-Up (Folgers commercial)" Misheard Lyrics: Folgers warm in each fart Original Lyrics: Folgers warm in each heart
Rockapella's, "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?" Misheard Lyrics: I am trying to keep with Sean Scott Elliott Barry Original Lyrics: Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back

2000s
Coldplay (feat.Rihanna)'s, "Princess of China" Misheard Lyrics: I could've been a Princess, could've been a king Could've had a castle, and when the rain came pouring, you let me go And stole my heart La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la You stole my heart La, la la la la laaaaaa Original Lyrics: I could've been a Princess, You'd be a king Could've had a castle, and worn a ring But no, you let me go And stole my star La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la You stole my star La, la la la la laaaaaa	Empire of the Sun's, "Walking on a Dream" Misheard Lyrics: Walking on a dream Hoping lights play Talking to myself Will I sing again? We are always running for the thrill of it thrill of it Always pushing up the hill searching for the thrill of it Oh, oh, oh and all we are calling out and out again Never looking down, just tomorrow's what's in front of me A soprano When two people won't come down A cappella Will two people come airbone? Original Lyrics: Walking on a dream How can I explain Talking to myself Will I see again? We are always running for the thrill of it thrill of it Always pushing up the hill searching for the thrill of it On and on and on we are calling out and out again Never looking down I'm just in awe of what's in front of me Is it real now When two people become one I can feel it When two people become one
Fall Out Boy's, "She's My Winona" Misheard Lyrics: Then came a baby boy with blue eyelashes Original Lyrics: Then came a baby boy with long eyelashes	Janet Jackson's, "Someone to Call My Lover" Misheard Lyrics: Alright baby comma That's my way I gotta get someone to call my llama Yeah baby comma Original Lyrics: Alright baby come in Pass my way I gotta get someone to call my lover Yeah baby come on
Michael Jackson's, "Threatened" Misheard Lyrics: I'm telling you, when you lie I'm the truth Original Lyrics: I'm telling you, when you lie under a tomb	Renee Zellweger's, "Nowadays" Misheard Lyrics: In fifty years, your soul It's gonna change, you know Original Lyrics: In fifty years or so It's gonna change, you know

2010s
Adele's, "Rolling in the Deep" Misheard Lyrics: You're gonna wish you never had bad feet. Original Lyrics: You're gonna wish you never had met me	Bruno Mars', "Uptown Funk" Misheard Lyrics: Fill my cup, put some niggah in it Original Lyrics: Fill my cup put some liquor in it
DNCE's, "Cake by the Ocean" Misheard Lyrics: Caked by the ocean Original Lyrics: Cake by the ocean	DNCE's, "Cake by the Ocean" Misheard Lyrics: Can't buy the ocean Original Lyrics: Cake by the ocean
DNCE's, "Cake by the Ocean" Misheard Lyrics: Face down with a masterpiece, don't face down with a masterpiece. Original Lyrics: Waste time with a masterpiece, don't waste time with a masterpiece.	Jessie J's, "Bang Bang" Misheard Lyrics: back back pizza my car Original Lyrics: back back seat of my car
Kris Allen's, "Everybody Just Wants to Dance" Misheard Lyrics: Everybody do the waltzin' dance OR Everybody do the walrus dance Original Lyrics: Everybody just wants to dance	Twenty One Pilots', "Polarize" Misheard Lyrics: Wanted to be a better adversary to the evil eye of Dun Original Lyrics: Wanted to be a better adversary to the evil I have done

misc
Riders in the Sky's, "How Does He Yodel?" Misheard Lyrics: Howie eats a yogurt Original Lyrics: How does he yodel?	Riders in the Sky's, "Woody's Roundup" Misheard Lyrics: He's a snuffy Original Lyrics: He's a smart one
The Munchkins', "Lullaby League And Lollipop Guild" Misheard Lyrics: We represent the Lollipop Kids, the Lollipop Kids, the Lollipop Kids We represent the Lollipop Kids, and on behalf of the Lollipop Kids We'd like to welcome you to Munchkin Land Original Lyrics: We represent the Lollipop Guild.
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