Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for July 7, 2016

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Rolling Stones', "Poison Ivy" Misheard Lyrics: Boys are noughty Original Lyrics: Poison Ivy	The Moody Blues', "Nights in White Satin" Misheard Lyrics: Bedside to people that beckon lament Original Lyrics: Bedsitter people look back and lament

1970s
Bob Dylan's, "Precious Angel" Misheard Lyrics: While you were gone I screwed your husband... You never mentioned one time the man was gay and that is criminal. Original Lyrics: You were drawing water for your husband... You never mentioned one time the Man who came and died a criminal's death.	David Bowie's, "Space Oddity" Misheard Lyrics: And the papers want to know whose shorts you wear Original Lyrics: And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear.
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" Misheard Lyrics: So goodbye Yellow Brick Road with the Dockland's society hounds. Original Lyrics: So goodbye Yellow Brick Road where the dogs of society howl.	Elton John's, "Rocketman" Misheard Lyrics: Rocket man Girl you gotta leave my hair alone Original Lyrics: Rocketman Burning out his fuse out here alone
Mungo Jerry's, "In the Summertime" Misheard Lyrics: We're not Daddy, we're not mean. Original Lyrics: We're not dirty, we're not mean.

1980s
Billy Joel's, "Being a Man Is More Than Just Being Macho" Misheard Lyrics: Being a man is more than just eating nachos Original Lyrics: Being a man is more than just being macho	Def Leppard's, "Love Bites" Misheard Lyrics: Love Bites, the beef Original Lyrics: Love bites, love bleeds
Howard Jones', "New Song" Misheard Lyrics: Don't crack up. Man child brain. Original Lyrics: Don't crack up. Bend your brain.	Janie Fricke's, "He's a Heartache (Waiting for a Place to Happen)" Misheard Lyrics: ...looking for a morning romp -or- action Original Lyrics: ...livin' for the moment, not for lovin'
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal" Misheard Lyrics: A horse genital Original Lyrics: A smooth criminal	Michael Jackson's, "The Way You Make Me Feel" Misheard Lyrics: Ain't nobody been this Ain't nobody been this Ain't nobody been this Ain't nobody's been this but my love, my baby Original Lyrics: Ain't nobody's business Ain't nobody's business Ain't nobody's business Ain't nobody's business but mine and my baby's
Michael Jackson's, "The Way You Make Me Feel" Misheard Lyrics: I pick you up and I car-in woe pay ya down Original Lyrics: I pick you up in my car and we'll paint the town	Michael Jackson's, "The Way You Make Me Feel" Misheard Lyrics: You're just a prada cone loveliness I like the proof of your walk, your talk, your dress Original Lyrics: You're just a product of loveliness I like the groove of your walk, your talk, your dress
Paula Abdul's, "Cold Hearted" Misheard Lyrics: He's a lover for your play Original Lyrics: He's a lover boy at play	Phil Collins', "Something Happened on the Way to Heaven" Misheard Lyrics: How many times can I say a story? Original Lyrics: How many times can I say "I'm sorry"?
Prince's, "Little Red Corvette" Misheard Lyrics: Baby come back, come on back Original Lyrics: Little Red Corvette	Skid Row's, "18 And Life" Misheard Lyrics: 18 and life, chew Trident. Original Lyrics: 18 and life, you got it.
Skid Row's, "I Remember You" Misheard Lyrics: Gunwale whisper, and I think of you or One little whisper and I think of you Original Lyrics: The wind would whisper and I'd think of you.	Soul II Soul's, "Back to Life" Misheard Lyrics: I wanna be a woman, I wanna be anemic! Original Lyrics: However do you want me However do you need me.
Terence Trent D'Arby's, "Sign Your Name" Misheard Lyrics: A stranger blew me once Original Lyrics: Stranger blue, leave us	Tubeway Army's, "Are 'Friends' Electric?" Misheard Lyrics: And I missed you tonight The first time today Original Lyrics: And I missed you tonight It must be time to leave
Tubeway Army's, "Are 'Friends' Electric?" Misheard Lyrics: I don't think I'm an agent, do you? Original Lyrics: I don't think it mean anything to you.

1990s
Beck's, "Beautiful Way" Misheard Lyrics: Is someone crawling you, Nate? Original Lyrics: Is someone calling your name?	Counting Crows', "Mr. Jones" Misheard Lyrics: Mr Jones and me tell each other fairy tales And we stare at the beautiful river Original Lyrics: Mr Jones and me tell each other fairy tales And we stare at the beautiful women
Disney's 'The Lion King''s, "Circle of Life" Misheard Lyrics: Pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom Original Lyrics: Nants ingonyama bagithi baba.	Gin Blossoms', "Found Out About You" Misheard Lyrics: I took the time to walk in on hay bin radio. Original Lyrics: I get the time too often on AM radio.
Gin Blossoms', "Found Out About You" Misheard Lyrics: Whispers in the bus stop, I've heard about Knott's awful schoolyard Original Lyrics: Whispers at the bus stop, I heard about nights out in the school yard	Hootie And The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand" Misheard Lyrics: I wanna love you the blessid, the blessid I can Original Lyrics: I wanna love you the best that, the best that I can
Michael Jackson's, "They Don't Care About Us" Misheard Lyrics: But if Martin Luther was living, we wouldn't let him speak Original Lyrics: But if Martin Luther was living, he wouldn't let this be	Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover" Misheard Lyrics: I sat on the mountainside of Pizza Hut Original Lyrics: I sat on a mountainside with peace of mind.

2000s
Apollo 440's, "Stop the Rock" Misheard Lyrics: Dancing like banana Original Lyrics: Dancing like Madonna	Beyonce's, "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" Misheard Lyrics: I'm a little legs, I'm a little legs. Give me a hand up Original Lyrics: All the single ladies, All the single ladies. Now put your hands up.
Hikaru Utada's, "Devil Inside" Misheard Lyrics: They don't know my bird. Original Lyrics: They don't know I burn.	Jennifer Lopez's, "Love Don't Cost a Thing" Misheard Lyrics: Rolling up your sleeve, so I could see your Rollerblades Original Lyrics: Pulling up your sleeve, so I could see the Roley bling
Lindsay Lohan's, "Rumors" Misheard Lyrics: I'm tired of Ruben Studdard Original Lyrics: I'm tired of rumors starting	Metallica's, "St. Anger" Misheard Lyrics: But down the noose or Put down your noose Original Lyrics: Medallion noose
Simple Plan's, "Addicted" Misheard Lyrics: I'm a dick, I'm a dick, I'm a dickhead to you! Original Lyrics: I'm addic-, I'm addicted to you.	Taylor Swift's, "Our Song" Misheard Lyrics: The first aid man didn't kiss her and he should have. Original Lyrics: The first date man I didn't kiss her and I should have.

2010s
Carly Rae Jepsen's, "Call Me Maybe" Misheard Lyrics: So hot hemoglobin ripped jeans skin was showin' Original Lyrics: So hot he was glowin' ripped jeans skin was showin'	Coldplay's, "Adventure of a Lifetime" Misheard Lyrics: Set a canker wound, Original Lyrics: Said I can't go on,
Icona Pop's, "I Love It" Misheard Lyrics: I don't care, I'm a prick. Original Lyrics: I don't care, I love it.	Kaleo's, "Way Down We Go" Misheard Lyrics: Way down before or Way down below Original Lyrics: Way down we go
Nick Jonas', "Chainsaw" Misheard Lyrics: I'll take a chainsaw to the soul Original Lyrics: I'll take a chainsaw to the sofa	Sia's, "Chandeiler" Misheard Lyrics: I'm gonna fly like a burp on the night Feel my feet as they fly! Original Lyrics: I'm gonna fly like a bird on the night Feel my teeth as they dry!
Tim McGraw's, "Southern Voice" Misheard Lyrics: Smooth as some hickory women. The road from Memphis down to apple cherry cola Original Lyrics: Smooth as the hickory wind that blows from Memphis down to Apalachicola	We Are the In Crowd's, "The Best Thing That Never Happened" Misheard Lyrics: So talk sick You are nothing but a brick Original Lyrics: So toxic You are nothing but a prick

country
Tammy Wynette's, "Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad" Misheard Lyrics: You're a good girl, gotta go to bed Original Lyrics: Your good girl's gonna go bad

misc
Cast of 'The Wizard Of Oz''s, "Winkie Chant" Misheard Lyrics: Oh we loathe the old one. Original Lyrics: O-ee-yah, e-oh-ah!
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