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1950s
Hoyt Curtin's, "Quick Draw McGraw"
Misheard Lyrics:
The high pollutinest, fast and shootinest,
Cowboy you ever saw, that's Quick Draw McGraw.
Original Lyrics:
The high fallutinest, fast and shootinest,
Cowboy you ever saw, that's Quick Draw McGraw.
 
1960s
Jimmy Ruffin's, "What Becomes of the Brokenhearted"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I've got to find, some kind of pizza pie.
Original Lyrics:
I know I've got to find, some kind of peace of mind.
Jimmy Ruffin's, "What Becomes of the Brokenhearted"
Misheard Lyrics:
What becomes of the growing heartache
Original Lyrics:
What becomes of the brokenhearted
Larry Marks', "Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (original theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know we'll catch that feelin'
Original Lyrics:
I know we'll catch that villain
 
1970s
Billy Preston's, "Nothing from Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing from Martin is Martin
Original Lyrics:
Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
Billy Preston's, "Will It Go Round in Circles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will it fly high like a burger in your size?
Original Lyrics:
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?
Deep Purple's, "Black Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a rough tea
Original Lyrics:
I don't want a rough sea
Deep Purple's, "Fireball"
Misheard Lyrics:
And people all around you
Original Lyrics:
And bebop all around you
Deep Purple's, "Never Before"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a shoe
Original Lyrics:
Just like a show
Deep Purple's, "Strange Kind of Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her name was nasty
Original Lyrics:
Her name was Nancy
Jack Jones', "Love Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ferry course for adventure
Original Lyrics:
Set a course for adventure
Joe Tex's, "I Gotcha"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eye doctor!
Original Lyrics:
I gotcha!
Joe Tex's, "I Gotcha"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Texas
Original Lyrics:
Now kiss me
Journey's, "Anytime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me all of your sunshine,
A Spock is all I need
Original Lyrics:
Give me all of your sunshine,
A spark is all I need
Kraftwerk's, "Autobahn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foreign, foreign, foreign
Original Lyrics:
Fahren, fahren, fahren
Spinners', "Games People Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now in Florida
Original Lyrics:
Not far away
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubbin' sticks and stones together make a spar stick night.
Original Lyrics:
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite.
Stevie Wonder's, "Sir Duke"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burger King is all over
Original Lyrics:
They can feel it all over
The Police's, "Can't Stand Losing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stand Dr. Seuss
Original Lyrics:
I can't stand losing you
 
1980s
Beastie Boys', "(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party!)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta find
Original Lyrics:
You gotta fight
Bronski Beat's, "C'mon, C'mon"
Misheard Lyrics:
The empty nest that surrounds me
Original Lyrics:
The emptiness that surrounds me
Bronski Beat's, "Hit That Perfect Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beach Boy, Beach Boy
Original Lyrics:
Beat-boy, beat-boy
Bronski Beat's, "It Ain't Necessarily So"
Misheard Lyrics:
To love David's Bridal
Original Lyrics:
To read in the Bible
James Taylor's, "Never Die Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never to let them fall
Original Lyrics:
Never do let them fall
Julian Lennon's, "Stick Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you tolerate
Original Lyrics:
And if you go away
Julian Lennon's, "Valotte"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear you there
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you there
Kenny Loggins', "Danger Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heidi is a baby girl
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
Kenny Loggins', "This Is It"
Misheard Lyrics:
(TCB)
Original Lyrics:
(This is it!)
Melissa Manchester's, "You Should Hear How She Talks About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is in the unknown
Original Lyrics:
She is really alone
The Cure's, "Close to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little bear
Original Lyrics:
Never been
 
1990s
Cypress Hill's, "Insane in the Brain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Insane in the mundane
Original Lyrics:
Insane in the membrane
En Vogue's, "Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted too much Tide
Original Lyrics:
I wanted too much time
No Doubt's, "Don't Speak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dorsey
Original Lyrics:
Don't speak
No Doubt's, "Don’t Speak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go speak
Original Lyrics:
Don’t speak
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that vittles is gold
Original Lyrics:
All that glitters is gold
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only superstars break the Motorola
Original Lyrics:
Only shooting stars break the mold
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need jungle love
Original Lyrics:
I need some love
Spice Girls', "Say You'll Be There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Clean
Original Lyrics:
Yes I swear
Spice Girls', "Wannabe"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna be Obama
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna be my lover
 
2000s
Beyonce's, "Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must not know nobody
Original Lyrics:
You must not know 'bout me
Busted's, "Year 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood there was my neighbour
Can't beat her and a flux capacitor
Original Lyrics:
Stood there was my neighbour
Called Peter and a flux capacitor
Mariah Carey's, "Shake It Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aww, Madonna's been closed
or
Aww, Madonna's been clothed
Original Lyrics:
All my diamonds and clothes
OutKast's, "Hey Ya!"
Misheard Lyrics:
But does she really love me?
Original Lyrics:
But does she really want it?
R. Kelly's, "I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Original Lyrics:
I wish, I wish, I wish
 
2010s
Skrillex's, "Summit"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can hear me now, why don't you breathe calm?
Original Lyrics:
If you can hear me now, why don't you recall?
Twenty One Pilots', "Tear in My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s a car
Original Lyrics:
She’s a carver
 
country
Billy Ray Cyrus', "Achy Breaky Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't call the cops
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell my heart
Gretchen Wilson's, "Redneck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Payday!
Original Lyrics:
Hell yeah!
 
misc
Justin Timberlake's, "No Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the West Coast
Original Lyrics:
On the dance floor
Shirley Temple's, "Animal Crackers in My Soup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monkeys and rabbits poop and poop
Original Lyrics:
Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop

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