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1950s
Webb Pierce's, "There Stands the Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Till my troubles grow dim, it's my first one to take.
Original Lyrics:
Till my troubles grow dim, it's my first one today.
 
1970s
Debby Boone's, "You Light Up My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember the day
Original Lyrics:
Never again
Donna Summer's, "Hot Stuff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna share my love with a woman lover
Wanna bring a woman back home
Original Lyrics:
Wanna share with my love with a warm-blooded lover
Wanna bring a wild man back home
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Last Train to London"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was nineteen-ninety-nine
Original Lyrics:
It was nine twenty-nine
Elton John's, "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seventeen, seventeen
Original Lyrics:
Saturday, Saturday
Fleetwood Mac's, "Say You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, baby
Original Lyrics:
A pretty baby
Love Unlimited's, "Walkin' in the Rain with the One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**kin' in the rain with the one I love.
Original Lyrics:
Walkin' in the rain with the one I love.
Pretenders', "Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kid, my lonely kid
Original Lyrics:
Kid, my only kid
Queen's, "We are the Champions"
Misheard Lyrics:
We love the Backyardigans, my friends
Original Lyrics:
We are the champions, my friends
Rory Gallagher's, "In Your Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first man I wanna see is the s*** police
Original Lyrics:
The first man I wanna see is the Chief of Police
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meltdown expected, though it is could be
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
Original Lyrics:
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear error, but I have no fear
The Doobie Brothers', "Takin' It to the Streets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Takin' a two-lane street
Original Lyrics:
Takin' it to the streets
The Hues Corporation's, "Rock the Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martin Mull
Original Lyrics:
Rock the boat
 
1980s
Irene Cara's, "Flashdance... What a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
First, when there's nothin'
But a snowblowin' dream
Original Lyrics:
First, when there's nothin'
But a slow glowin' dream
Paul Simon's, "I Know What I Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know what I know
I've said what I've said
If you don't let me go
There's a thing that I keep in the back of my head
or
There's a feeling I keep in the back of my head
Original Lyrics:
I know what I know
I'll sing what I said
We come and we go
That's a thing that I keep in the back of my head
Soft Cell's, "Sex Dwarf"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saint Paul
Original Lyrics:
Sex dwarf
Tears for Fears', "Mad World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laura
Original Lyrics:
Mad world
Tears for Fears', "Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
At dinner time
Original Lyrics:
In violent times
Tears for Fears', "Sowing the Seeds of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to read all your books
Original Lyrics:
Time to read all your words
 
1990s
Alan Jackson's, "Chattahoochee "
Misheard Lyrics:
So I saddled for a burger
And a great snow cone
Original Lyrics:
So I settled for a burger
And a grape snow cone
Amy Grant's, "Baby, Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby baby, I'm taken with an ocean
Original Lyrics:
Baby baby, I'm taken with the notion
Boyzone's, "Key To My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you came along and captured my hunger
Original Lyrics:
But you came along and captured my heart, girl
Britney Spears', "Born to Make You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Oh Milo)
Original Lyrics:
(Oh my love)
Bryan Adams', "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?"
Misheard Lyrics:
So Tony, have you ever really, really, really, ever loved a woman?
Original Lyrics:
So, tell me have you ever really, really, really, ever loved a woman?
Chris Isaak's, "Wicked Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want to listen to things you do?
Original Lyrics:
What a wicked thing to do
Fergie's, "Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make your boys Sunoco
Original Lyrics:
Make the boys go loco
Fergie's, "London Bridge"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I come to the floor
Original Lyrics:
When I come to the clubs
Ini Kamoze's, "Here Comes the Hotstepper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wobbler
Original Lyrics:
Murderer
Lenny Kravitz's, "It Ain't Over 'til It's Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
So much buried inside
Original Lyrics:
So much pain inside
Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men's, "One Sweet Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I'll paste a little sink in heaven
or
Yes, I'll give you every single piece of heaven
(Later)
I know the sun will never shine the same
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I'll wait patiently to see you in heaven
(Later)
Although the sun will never shine the same
Michael Jackson's, "Earth Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
What about the conman?
Original Lyrics:
What about the common man?
Nine Inch Nails', "Terrible Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn on the light.
Original Lyrics:
Terrible lie.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Give It Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Millionaire now
or
Billionaire now
Original Lyrics:
Give it away now
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Under the Bridge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like on Jeopardy!
Original Lyrics:
Like I did that day
Rod Stewart's, "Have I Told You Lately?"
Misheard Lyrics:
We should get fax and pray.
Original Lyrics:
We should give thanks and pray.
Terence Trent D'Arby's, "Holding Out to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was down fifty-three degrees
Original Lyrics:
She was down by street decree
 
2000s
Fergie's, "Clumsy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat humping, girl cat humping
Original Lyrics:
Can't help it, the girl can't help it
Kasabian's, "Club Foot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm chasing round the woods, Kasabian.
Original Lyrics:
I'm chasin' down all walls to save ya.
Lucinda Williams', "Righteously"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be my lover don't play no game
Just play my chocolate train
Original Lyrics:
Be my lover don't play no game
Just play me John Coltraine
Madonna's, "Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mr. eBay
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Mr. DJ
O-Zone's, "Dragostea Din Tei"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye, Duke
Original Lyrics:
Haiduc
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Otherside"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe it's there
or
I don't believe it's dead
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe it's bad
Taio Cruz's, "Break Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I've got a problem
Why do I misbehave, yeah?
Original Lyrics:
I know I've got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
Toni Braxton's, "He Wasn't Man Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget to have a birth
or
Don't forget to give birth
Original Lyrics:
Don't you forget I had him first?
 
2010s
Adele's, "Rolling in the Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna wish you never had left me
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna wish you never had met me
Flo Rida's, "Whistle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you blow my Mussolini, Mussolini?
Original Lyrics:
Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle baby?
 
christian
Brandon Heath's, "It's No Good to Be Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not good to be alone, gonna throw her a bone
Gonna throw her a bone, gonna throw her a bone
Original Lyrics:
It's no good to be alone
It's no good to be out there on your own
And gimme an SOS, I'll bring you home
It's no good for you to be alone
 
country
Shania Twain's, "Don't Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be unheard
Original Lyrics:
Don't be absurd
Travis Tritt's, "It's a Great Day to Be Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Might even grow me a food man, too
Original Lyrics:
Might even grow me a Fu Manchu
 
misc
Traditional's, "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Cedar Mountain School
Original Lyrics:
To see a lamb at school

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