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1950s
Commercial's, "Pepsodent"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mother went the other way
Original Lyrics:
You'll wonder where the yellow went
 
1960s
The Beach Boys', "Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have a pun, pun, pun
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
The Drifters', "Save the Last Dance for Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
By Golly, save the last dance for me
Original Lyrics:
So darling, save the last dance for me
The Drifters', "Save the Last Dance for Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
By golly, save the last dance for me
Original Lyrics:
So darling, save the last dance for me
 
1970s
10cc's, "I'm Not in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be quiet, request in quad, request in quad
Original Lyrics:
Be quiet, big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry
Bob Dylan's, "Tangled Up in Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I am paying the rent
Original Lyrics:
If her hair was still red
David Bowie's, "Young Americans"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way from Russia
Original Lyrics:
All the way from Washington
Elvin Bishop's, "Fooled Around and Fell in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I pulled her out and made her go
Original Lyrics:
I fooled around and fell in love
MFSB and the Three Degrees', "TSOP (The Sound of Philadelphia)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's 3:00
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it on
Rose Royce's, "Love Don't Live Here Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
You battled me
Original Lyrics:
You abandoned me
The Bellamy Brothers', "Let Your Love Flow"
Misheard Lyrics:
So retch and vomit
Original Lyrics:
So let your love flow
The Salsoul Orchestra's, "Tangerine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diapering
Original Lyrics:
Tangerine
 
1980s
Breathe's, "Hands to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
So raise your hands to heaven today
Original Lyrics:
So raise your hands to heaven and pray
Heart's, "These Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the second of July
Original Lyrics:
Every second of the night
Kool & the Gang's, "Stone Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's one guy
Original Lyrics:
It's one of a kind
Kool & the Gang's, "Victory"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you don't
Original Lyrics:
What you got
Men Without Hats', "Hey Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
Payday
Original Lyrics:
Hey men
Simply Red's, "Holding Back The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep Golden warm.
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep holding on.
Steve Perry's, "She's Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen your candy bar
Original Lyrics:
I've seen your kind before
 
1990s
Misheard Lyrics:
I got to pack it up
or
I got to back it up
or
I got the vac-u-um
Original Lyrics:
I got to bag it up
Christina Aguilera's, "I Turn to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can do better things
Original Lyrics:
I can do anything
Commercial's, "Pizza Hut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clean off your plate!
Original Lyrics:
Makin' it great!
Hootie & the Blowfish's, "Only Wanna Be with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are only awful
Original Lyrics:
You can call me your fool
Hootie and the Blowfish's, "Only Wanna Be with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a family of four
Original Lyrics:
You can call me your fool
Linkin Park's, "In Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's poop in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
There's truth in your lies
Linkin Park's, "Leave Out All the Rest"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't be a worrywart
Original Lyrics:
I can't be who you are
Maggie Reilly's, "Everytime We Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you feel my heartbeat, so I can't let you go?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you feel my heartbeat slow? I can't let you go
Maggie Reilly's, "Everytime We Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach for the spy
Original Lyrics:
I reach for the sky
Maggie Reilly's, "Everytime We Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want this for less
Original Lyrics:
I want this to last
Maggie Reilly's, "Everytime We Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want this to retch
Original Lyrics:
I want this to last
Michelle Gayle's, "I'll Find You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't spend my whole life weeding
Original Lyrics:
I can't spend my whole life dreaming
Steps', "Say You'll Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I looked into her eyes
It's all the love I've been waiting for
Original Lyrics:
When I looked into your eyes
Saw the love I'd been waiting for
The Levellers', "One Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's only one way of life,
So mash your own,
Mash your own
Mash your own.
Original Lyrics:
There's only one way of life and that's your own
Weezer's, "El Scorcho"
Misheard Lyrics:
The redheads don't do s*** but Jello
Original Lyrics:
The redhead said you shred the cello
 
2000s
Bon Jovi's, "One Wild Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
On Nightline
Original Lyrics:
One wild night
Faith Hill's, "Mississippi Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I still like wearing my old Foghat,
Riding my kids around piggy bank.
Original Lyrics:
I still like wearing my old ball cap,
Riding my kids around piggy back.
Goo Goo Dolls', "Better Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
So take these Luvs
Original Lyrics:
So take these words
Josh Groban's, "You Raise Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Malaysia
Original Lyrics:
You raise me up
Katy Perry's, "Waking Up In Vegas"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all I learned last night
Original Lyrics:
It's all a blur last night
Linkin Park's, "Breaking the Habit"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Beatles always choose
Original Lyrics:
The battles always choose
Linkin Park's, "Hit the Floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little muffin top
Original Lyrics:
One minute you're on top
Linkin Park's, "Lying from You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather sleep all alone
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be all alone
Linkin Park's, "Nobody's Listening"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tried to give you mourning
Original Lyrics:
Tried to give you warning
Linkin Park's, "Valentine's Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
A black man took them away
Original Lyrics:
A black wind took them away
Norah Jones', "Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I waited 'til the somersault
or
I waited 'til the summer sun
or
I waited 'til I sang this song
Original Lyrics:
I waited 'til I saw the sun
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
What in the ballroom does your company take me for?
Original Lyrics:
What in the world does your company take me for?
Train's, "Drops of Jupiter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance along the latte dei
Original Lyrics:
Dance along the light of day
 
2010s
Beyonce's, "Texas Hold 'Em"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no hoedown
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no hold 'em
Florence and the Machine's, "Shake It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it up, shake it up
or
Drink it up, drink it up
Original Lyrics:
Shake it out, shake it out
 
misc
Backstreet Boys', "Downy Rinse & Refresh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you tried a gallon of rinsing refresh?
Original Lyrics:
Have you tried (new) Downy Rinse & Refresh?

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