Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for May 13, 2021

And she purrs like a kid until the late fights roar

Shakin' a baby

Heywood Jablome

But I'm not more than a Getchimo

I was desperate to dance
Just to take the locals down

What shall we sing
Shall we call it "planning"?

I know you better than she knows me

Donna, things will be better
Oh, yes they will for cheaper than the man
Yes they will for cheaper than the man

You see your baby lost his pants

Are you wheeling in the yees

For those about to rock, we say lude you!

My thoughts on that dress
O, I fought like a vest
Always dirty

Send in the shoes

There's some crap in the mirror

So come on out tonight
And we'll leave the Earth
We're gonna romp through Paradise

We can throw out all the booze and hit the city lights

Freeze Ray

I said Hellmann

I’m so popular and she’s unknown

You must understand that the touch of your hand
Makes my balls react...

I'm Listerine down in Africa

Yuck!
No I won't eat it, yuck!

Waiting on love's sweet chai tea

I miss my uncle charizard

I never dreamed that I knew somebody like you
No, I don't wanna fall in love
(This woman's only gonna break your heart)

Bubble bath with a psychopath

All we have to do now is take these lives and make them through somehow

Come on out and beg your man

Oh, that wild night's breeze, do you mind?

I believed I could fly so high through the clowns

I got a leaky bum bum damn

I'm obliged to say
Get your booty on the floor tonight, make my day

She beats me

Run 'em bag

We like the monkey dick, we like, we like the monkey dick

I'm not a girl, not yet a woman
All I need is time, more than I can find

vi a la vi para me I'm on the roof and it will see Poor Miguel, Dancing is a part of me So take off all your clothes and wa aah ahh We come to your house to-ooh la la Dance with me To the melody Dance with me once Alpha in hail man Yours show me yours. I know a single bell stand! It's no lie, Lisa in the ground stand, Tiffany had me caramel danc'n Ooo ooo ooo ah ah x3 Here is the clue at the house I'm in the house and slip it off. Poor Migeal, It's hard to stick it on Migeal. We come into the house to wa ah ah. We'll come in the house to la la la Dance with me To the melody So come on, Dance with me once Alpha in hail man Yours show me yours. I know a single bell stand! It's no lie, Lisa in the ground stand, Tiffany had me caramel danc'n

'Cause I don't believe in you, Annie mop, Annie mop

That lady all I need

Make you want more, buckle up

Got a Kit Kat boom boom boom

At the end of it all, you stole my best friend

But you don't miss a bastard when you're buried in f**king crocs

Gay! Gay! Gay!

Solid Snake, Solid Snake

If I only had the name

We represent the Lolly Pumpkin.

We represent the Lullabunnies.

We're off to see the whizzer

You could've asked me why I broke your arm