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1950s
Elvis Presley's, "Hound Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ate nothin' but a hot dog With ketchup on the side.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog Cryin' all the time.
 
1960s
Beach Boys', "Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes an 8500 look like the Roman chariot race now.
Original Lyrics:
She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race now.
Beatles', "Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo Dave, like
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini all the while I was talkin'
By a plum tree in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
The Beach Boys', "Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
You shouldn't collide now, you shouldn't collide
Original Lyrics:
You shouldn't have lied now, you shouldn't have lied
The Hollies', "Step Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need an irritation
Original Lyrics:
You don't need an invitation
The Lovin' Spoonful's, "Do You Believe in Magic?"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it's just plain music or rhythm and blues
Original Lyrics:
If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues
The Lovin' Spoonful's, "Do You Believe in Magic?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just don't listen
Original Lyrics:
Just go and listen
The Rolling Stones', "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two lesbians in hell
Original Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
 
1970s
Bread's, "Make It with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I choose the one I'd like to help me through.
I'd like to bake it with you.
Original Lyrics:
And if I choose the one I'd like to help me through.
I'd like to make it with you.
Bread's, "Make It with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to bake it with you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you
Crosby, Stills, and Nash's, "Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world,
Looking for that foreign girl
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world,
Looking for that woman-girl
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darling, she's abandoned
How it feels to fade away
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Harry Chapin's, "Cat's in the Cradle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Boy Blue, a banana baboon
Original Lyrics:
Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon.
Smokie's, "What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vodke naidoo
Original Lyrics:
What can I do?
Yes', "Roundabout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mothers come out in the sun and they stand there
Original Lyrics:
Mountains come out of the sky and just stand there
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the knees and the dunder chief.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
Billy Ocean's, "Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She touched on me and blamed it on jeans
Original Lyrics:
She dashed by me, in painted on jeans
Devo's, "Whip It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tattoo detected, it's not too late
Original Lyrics:
Try to detect it, it's not too late
Huey Lewis And The News', "The Heart of Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the oboe my be barely breathing.
Original Lyrics:
Now the old boy may be barely breathing.
John Mellencamp's, "ROCK in the U.S.A"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born little Seka in the USA
Original Lyrics:
R. O. C. K. in the U.S.A
KISS's, "Lick It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Í've got a cream and it's time you taste it
Original Lyrics:
Life's such a treat, and it's time you taste it.
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause they got no place to the beast,
That's what I'm started with me
Original Lyrics:
'Cause they got no place to be,
That's why I'm starting with me
Midnight Oil's, "Kosciusko"
Misheard Lyrics:
No stranger to blue comedy Now they'd like to be someone else
Original Lyrics:
No stranger to brutality Now they'd like to be someone else
Sting's, "Englishman In New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm elephant, I'm little elephant
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
Van Halen's, "Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think the clock is slow. I don't feel thirty.
Original Lyrics:
I think the clock is slow. I don't feel tardy.
Whitney Houston's, "One Moment in Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a weiner for a lifetime.
Original Lyrics:
You're a winner
For a life time
Womack & Womack's, "Teardrops"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hairy tooth hairy tooth
Original Lyrics:
Every tune, every tune
 
1990s
Billy Vera and the Beaters', "King of Queens theme - All My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' here in traffic on the Queensborough Bridge, tonight
Original Lyrics:
Sittin' here in traffic on the Queensboro Bridge tonight
Bon Jovi's, "Keep the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget your way once was
Original Lyrics:
Forget your wayward son
Eagles', "Get Over It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to find you in a child and kick its little ass.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass
Elton John's, "The Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nutsylvannia! Bag a peachy, mama.
Original Lyrics:
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba.
Eminem's, "My Name Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mindless teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Original Lyrics:
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
 
2000s
Commercial's, "Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do a dollop of Gaisy
Original Lyrics:
Do a dollop of Daisy
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
A loaded gun complex, cock it and pull it.
Original Lyrics:
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it.
Job For A Cowboy's, "Entombment Of A Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gulping delightful man, from Mr. Yuk.
Original Lyrics:
With only delayed movements, from its figure.
Job For A Cowboy's, "Entombment of a Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on this white sweatshirt,
And the mayonnaise isn't safe no more.
Original Lyrics:
Beyond this life, so sleep, sleep among us, hesitate no more
Job For A Cowboy's, "Entombment of a Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
This Mario Kart party is getting wild.
Original Lyrics:
Its body is covered in hundreds of wires.
Job for a Cowboy's, "Entombment of a Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Camouflage missle.
Original Lyrics:
Collapse from its jaws
Job for a Cowboy's, "Entombment of a Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fliiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!
Original Lyrics:
[Scream]
Job for a Cowboy's, "Entombment of a Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the lawn with a playful gnome,
Morning of apple pie.
Original Lyrics:
We kneel and we plead for no mourning ahead of us.
Job for a Cowboy's, "Entombment of a Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!.
Original Lyrics:
[Scream]
Job for a Cowboy's, "Entombment of a Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Underwear been worn with holes,
And it wasn't alone.
Original Lyrics:
And a world, a world without,
A world without you.
System of a Down's, "Lonely Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I turn to lonely day.
And it's time.
C'mon, it's the loneliest day of my life.
And if you go, I won't to go with you.
Original Lyrics:
Such a lonely day.
And it's mine.
The most loneliest day of my life.
And if you go, I wanna go with you.
Westlife's, "What Do They Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the stories, most of wet Julies
Original Lyrics:
Only the stories, most of which are lies
 
2010s
Camila Cabello's, "Crying in the Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no crying in the club, hey hey
The bakeraaaay
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no crying in the club, hey hey
Let the beat carry
Ed Sheeran's, "Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with your snake body
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with the shape of you
Panic! At the Disco's, "Let's Kill Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they always had belonged Cold hearts or colder socks
Original Lyrics:
Where they always have belonged Cold hearts brew colder songs
The Weeknd's, "Starboy (feat. Daft Punk)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the money, need to urinate
Original Lyrics:
You talking money, need a hearing aid
 
misc
Crush 40's, "Live and Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you can't hardly swallow your peas and grain
Original Lyrics:
But you can hardly swallow your fears and pain

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