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Original Song Title:

"500 Miles"

Original Performer:

The Proclaimers

Parody Song Title:

"100 Songs"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

This is my Mulligan - Links should work now...

I finally hit a milestone….

100 Songs

When I signed up, didn’t know I’m gonna see
I’m gonna see a turtle writing songs of ewes
And the rhymes aren’t, dumb just like fiddle dee
When Fiddlegirl gets in the mix of turtle soup
I wrote of drunks
, and I know my rhyming schemes
You’re gonna read are ones getting drunken laughs from you
And so I entered some splitting And so I entered some splitting seams
I’m glad to write a hit that’s entertaining you
For I have wrote 100 songs
And I will write 100 more
And I hope to bring smiles 1,000 strong
And demand to write more
With my writing I won’t let Obama
be
Don’t wanna see a plan of healthcare where we’re screwed
And all the many “hits” come in different ways
Like in the works of Guy and Blackjack too
And my song lists yeah I’m just not gonna meet
The growing sea of songs from John & Alvin true
But If I still write well, I’ll please Christie Marie
And gonna read a laugh from Andy Primus too

Cause I have wrote 100 songs
I wish to write 500 more
The challenge is to right 1,000 wrongs
And have them ask for more

Surrender
Rear Ender

When I’m moody, then my song is gonna be
It’s gonna be of rhymes to show me something true
Then I’m silly yow I know I’m gonna scream
Scream about the thong
that turns balls blue
So now I thank all, my brilliant peers amongst me
In footnotes read how I admire all of you
What very clever
,creative minds are all we
I hope to be one that matches up to you

So I have wrote 100 songs
I hope to get “Five Votes” on scores
Just to see her cans
will put where laughs belong
Kate Winslet
shows some more

Some Bender
Big Ender

When I’m posting, yes I know your gonna read
You’re gonna read the best parody that I can do
Your gonna read of a man who’s stuck on glue

Coz I just wrote 100 songs
I’ve even wrote in Dumbo
lore
You have seen my songs tell of Somali Wars
And Nineteen Eighty-Four

Air Bender
Pretender
The Ender


*Footnote – I want to acknowledge all the wonderful writers on this GLORIOUS site.
You are ALL creative geniuses, and I enjoy reading you daily!
For those I haven’t acknowledged in song above, I have been INSPIRED, ENTERTAINED, and WELL ACKNOWLEDGED by:
AFW, Leo Keough, B.A.D., Timmy1000, Old Man Ribber, Malcolm & Phil, Agrimofee, Matthias, Arwen, TJC, Claude, Andria, DJ,
Gari J, Michael Marino, Jim Rotondo(Where did you go???), Michael P. & Silver Power…

If I left any out, it was NOT intentional, and I’ll make it up on the 200th!!!

Keep writing, the world needs a laugh from our crazy humor (see
)….

Copyright 2009

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metaphorsbwithu - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Congratulations Mark and thanks for all that punishment. No matter the achievements of others, 100 parody songs is quite an accomplishment. Looking forward to plenty more laughs and clever wordplay.
Mark Scotti - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, meta!!!!
Timmy1000 - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the mention, Mark. This was a great OS to use for the 100th - and your parody was well written. It was very clever to link to many of your songs with words in your song - very creative - keep 'em coming. I'm headed to 100 eventually, 60 is getting close
Leo Keough - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I already voted and commented on this Friday, so all I can say is 'See above'

No, seriously, congrats on hitting the 100 'mark' to one of my favorite authors!!!...555!!!
Old Man Ribber - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Congrats. You always show marvelous skill...and keep me laughing my ass off. (Raising my flask of schnapps) To your next 100, Mark!
Kristof Robertson - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Congrats on your 100, Mark...sorry I've missed most of it. Might have to have a look at your stuff when I've got a mo.
Mark Scotti - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Humbled thanks to Timmy, Leo, OMR & Kristof!!
Fiddlegirl - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Serenading you with hearts and flowers... Congratulations on your accomplishment, Centa-Song Scotti! (That's 100 songs, not a penny a song...) :D
DJ Blaze - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Congratulations on the 100th parody! Inspired, entertained, and well acknowledged by me? Seriously? Thanks!!! That's like the third time in the past 2 months someones mentioned me in a parody. I've really made somewhat of a name for myself here! Enough about me. I've really enjoyed your parodies and comments. You're one of my faves, and I often vote for you in parody contests. You were the best of July's SOTM in my opinion! 555 to one of this year's most prolific and talented writers.
Christie Marie M - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
As I've mentioned, congrats on Parody 100! Thanks for mentioning me in your song! You really made my day, as this is the 5th parody that my name has been mentioned! I feel very lucky! I'm one of your biggest fans as well, when it comes to cracking everybody up with your comments or writing awesome parodies! I especially dug your puns and catchphrases when you give comments as well! You've always pleased me with your satires! Great take on a self-tribute as well. Of course you get 5's for this one!
AFW - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
The kind of Big C..we like to see....top job
Mark Scotti - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Very sincere thanks to Fiddlegirl, DJ, Christie & AFW! Always glad to entertain!
blackjack21 - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Congrats Mark, 100 is a great accomplishment. I hope to hit 100 before years end. :-) Your parodies are entertaining and your comments are always funny and encouraging. Great to have you here!
Mark Scotti - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, blackjack!
unworthy - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Congratulations - I am not worthy to share this sight
Mark Scotti - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Everyone with a creative soul is worthy! My strongest belief is that songs and music have the greatest ablility to spark memories and raise emotion!!
Tommy Turtle - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark, I am sooo sorry I was MIA the day this appeared (the collaboration stuff, y'know?) ... but that's why there's an e-mail link at the bottom of my songs, for emergencies like 100th parodies missed... or PM me at inthe00s, if you have an account there.

Thanks for the explicit nod, and for the implicit nod, made explicit at your comment at my song, about learning to link to your songs from my example. 20 links -- not bad! My 200th had 51, if you can believe that! No link -- you know how to find it if you like!

Congrats on hitting the century "mark" (lol), and looking forward to hundreds more! wvvw.fivefivefive.com.
Arwen - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Big congrats on the milestone, Mark...pretty sure you did it about 12 times faster than I did. You've been a fun addition to the site, for sure...can't wait to read more of your stuff!
Mark Scotti - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
100 thanks, TT! i've been inspired by the whole lot of ewe1 Thanks so much, Arwen!!!
Andy Primus - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Congrats on 100 & cheers for the mention
Michael Marino - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Scotti is God!
Mark Scotti - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Not quite, Michael, but you can TRUST!!!
Matthias - June 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I LOVE this original song and well done on getting to and now past 100 songs! I can't believe I'm in the 500s now!!! I don't plan on stopping any time soon either (new songs are being released every day and they are ripe for being mocked silly).
Mark Scotti - June 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matthias! I hope to be adding more to my count soon.
Abbott Skelding - June 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Congrats on hitting the century mark! Can't wait to read many more from you
agrimorfee - June 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Sorry that I missed the anniversary and the shoutout. Nice tribute to this Roomful of Monkeys.
Mark Scotti - June 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks to 2 of my favs....Agri and heeeeeeeyyyyyy Abbott!
Blaydeman - July 07, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Awesome job on hitting the 100 song mark, I'm almost there myself, only about 16 more to go. I liked how you linked all your references, that way people who haven't followed can still know what your talking about. Awesome work (All of it)!
Mark Scotti - July 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Blayde! look forward to your milestone.
bobpiecheese - July 07, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) For me the pacing was kinda spotty, and I'm pretty sure "I have wrote 100 songs" is grammatically incorrect. However, this was still pretty good, and congratulations on hitting 100 parodies. I remember when I hit the one-double-zero...oops, stop flashbacking *slaps self* 555 for you!
Mark Scotti - July 08, 2011 - Report this comment
100 thanks to you, bobpie!
Below Average Dave - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Well. . .congrats on the 100 song marker, I wrote a Parody 99 back when I was nearing the 100 mark. . .everyone does 100 so I just had to be different, anyway it was what it was, not really a contest type of song, but its cool that you memorialized the occasion
D-Mon - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Awesome job on reaching the 100 mark, I hope that I can get there one day.
mark Scotti - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks and tributes to BAD and D-Mon!

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