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Song Parodies -> "Rear Ender"

Original Song Title:

"Surrender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cheap Trick

Parody Song Title:

"Rear Ender"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

For all those crazy teen drivers out there....

Airbag punched me, bumper scrunchied
Don't know what to do
Drove too close should stay away
I twittered while my car smashed

Now the jaws of life I heard
My door barrier falling off
And now my ears just hear
That siren sound

(Chorus):
Mom I'm all right, Dad I'm all right
Don't believe what you have heard
Rear ender, rear ender
Please don't take my car away

Father says prepare to fight
You've really messed up things
We paid for classes but you drive
Like a chimp in the Philippines
But I said Dad a chimp's flown space craft
At NASA before
Dad said I'm not smart like those
Although I have big ears

(Chorus)
Mom I'm not bright, Dad you are right
I left the scene now you're burned
Defender, defender
The judge took my car away

Why don't I ever get second chances
Schmooze my Dad with beer
Every time when he remembers
Yells at me severe

Now I throw up, I feel bad
Said sorry, no more grouch
Driving slowly, cops are looking
Got my new IPhone out

(Chorus)
Mom is contrite, Dad I'll incite
On my new ticket they've learned
Offender, offender
My points will not go away

No way..........

Copyright 2009

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
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alvin - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious bit of wordplay
AFW - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Good story...with a moral
Cody Slusher - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
My dad is like that.
Mark Scotti - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Safety first thanks to you Alvin & AFW!!!
Mark Scotti - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Cody...
Leo Keough - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Every parent's nightmare...555!!!
Mark Scotii - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Youuuuu said it. Leo!! I'm stressin it out with 2 ids everyday...
Below Average Dave - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
perhaps you should ask for their point protection class:) Fun stuff to a fun OS
Mark Scotti - July 05, 2009 - Report this comment
No tickets, but thanks to you, Dave!!
blackjack21 - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I was thinking something else when I saw the title, haha, my bad. Good one Mark.
Andria - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, Mark, and I'll have to say that things were bad enough or worse than they are now when I got my license in 1998, considering that people were tending to their Tamagotchis while driving and causing accidents left and right. If someone on a cell phone is said to be as bad as a normal drunk driver in a normal car, then someone playing with a Tamagotchi while driving is as bad as someone who's downed a fifth of Everclear before flying a jumbo jet as far as I'm concerned. Great parody, and 5s.
Mark Scotti - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, blackjack(LOL, i can see that as well..). Thanks Andria, yes they do cause a LOT of smashes...
Weily Coyote - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Haha, nice man! Glad you left this in the link on my parody, else I probably wouldn't have found it :-) This is so true...I'm just learning to drive, and I had a little oopsie while doing a 3-point turn...Scratched the bottom of the front bumper on the curb...Not too bad, but it was the Driver's Ed car :-( 5s all the way!
Mark Scotti - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Weily!!!
Agrimorfee - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I can't do a Youtube right now to compare the song as I know it, but I will take everyone's word at the pacing. This was pretty funny, but a little confusing in the storyline.
mark Scotti - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks, Agri!!
DJ Blaze - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Reading this makes me tense and nervous.... wonderful!!! 555
Matthias - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Amazing original song choice! I really loved this parody! Seeing that it was one of the only parodies I've seen of this song and it's one of my favorites.
Below Average Dave - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I remember this one, still makes me chuckle. . .
bobpiecheese - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) A nice idea, but I got lost with the excecution. That may just be me though, given the other comments here.
Leo Keough - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(QR) Voted/commented earlier...Still good for an encore of laughs!!!
Mark Scotti - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
fender bendering thanks to DJ, Matthias(it's one of my favs as well...), BAD, bobpie & Leo!!
Guy - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC05QR)

Don't tweet on the street. It's enough to drive me to drink. And they brought out the jaws of life and you are worried about them taking your car.? HELLO! You should be saying, take my car, please! What were you going to do with it after the wreck? Use it for a boat anchor? I like the way you placed the father in the stereotypial role. It was just right.

DKTOS on the song but I did grab a listen to it on Youtube, You paced and flowed with the OS well.
Stuart McArthur - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) I sort of know what you mean Mark. An orangatang from the Philippines lives in my street and drives like a nutcase. I didn't realise their chimps were just as bad. Funny romp - 555
Red Ant - October 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent chorus subs, and the second verse was inspired. The sad hing is it's not just kids these days texting and driving - I've seen many adults doing the same :rollseyes:
Melanie Lee - October 04, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad, not bad. A little rough. A couple of laughs. Fine: $545.
Mark Scotti - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Great comments and thanks to Guy, Stuart, Red Ant & Melanie
Wild Child JIN - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
This parody is a real "smash" hit! ;-D "Pile-up" three 5's on top of each other. ;-) Great Job Mark! :-)
Mark Scotti - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Glad it got you to "surrender" fives, Wild Child!

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