Airbag punched me, bumper scrunchied
Don't know what to do
Drove too close should stay away
I twittered while my car smashed

Now the jaws of life I heard
My door barrier falling off
And now my ears just hear
That siren sound

(Chorus):
Mom I'm all right, Dad I'm all right
Don't believe what you have heard
Rear ender, rear ender
Please don't take my car away

Father says prepare to fight
You've really messed up things
We paid for classes but you drive
Like a chimp in the Philippines
But I said Dad a chimp's flown space craft
At NASA before
Dad said I'm not smart like those
Although I have big ears

(Chorus)
Mom I'm not bright, Dad you are right
I left the scene now you're burned
Defender, defender
The judge took my car away

Why don't I ever get second chances
Schmooze my Dad with beer
Every time when he remembers
Yells at me severe

Now I throw up, I feel bad
Said sorry, no more grouch
Driving slowly, cops are looking
Got my new IPhone out

(Chorus)
Mom is contrite, Dad I'll incite
On my new ticket they've learned
Offender, offender
My points will not go away

No way..........