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Song Parodies -> "I Got Balls Babe"

Original Song Title:

"I Got You Babe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sonny & Cher

Parody Song Title:

"I Got Balls Babe"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

My second Chastity Bono parody.

Changed sex is young and I don't know
How girls react to my new growth
It's now time for my sex debut
'And you've got none, but baby I've got two

Babe
I got balls babe
I've got to shave

A Bono man, that's my intent
Now Cher has learned, her money has been spent
Stand to pee now, I don't have to squat
And now my dates feel this new thing that I got

Babe
I got dick babe
I've got no labes

I now plow her, I'm the king
Like a bee I'm gonna sting
I now wear pants, not a gown
And you might get scared, my privates confound

I want to hear my thing's too long
'Just say a prayer, cause Chaz goes all night long
Now just put your sweet hand on my vine
Just see this view, my mountain you can climb

Babe
I just grew babe
It's for you babe

I just grew to be a man
Change of sex, you understand
All the girls will gawk at me
Chaz got you, now brag of me
I'm the pilot on this flight
I want you to scream "Too tight!"
I've shagged you, you're in my throes
I've nailed you, and won't let go

Chaz is new to man love so

I'm man now babe
I got balls babe
I got dick babe
I've got to shave
I've got no labes



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John Barry - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Mom and daughter both get surgical cuts, although of different types. Topically funny.
unKnownVotress - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, ~Private Compound~ this is shameful . . . but yet funny! !
Mark Scotti - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I Got "Thanks" for you, John & unKnown!!!
Andy Primus - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Especially liked I've got no labes - 555 stitches
alvin - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
you get fives, babe !...funny write
AFW - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Lays it right on the line..great work
Mark Scotti - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Ever changing thanks to you Andy & Alvin!!
Mark Scotti - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW!!
blackjack21 - June 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, shameful, scandalous.....and extremely funny! Took some balls to write that one, all 5s.
Mark Scotti - June 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, blackjack, for dealing me three fives again!!!
Mare Garrel - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Certainly better than my TomBoy one. Huge props!
Mark Scotti - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mare!!!

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