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Song Parodies -> "Now You Defend A Slient Fart"

Original Song Title:

"How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Now You Defend A Slient Fart"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Silent, but oh, sooooo deadly...

I can forgive stinky ways
That's just a part of life
But sphinctering your way the problem grew
I thought I'd not see tomorrow
For I was not warned about your air borrowed

And... now you defend a slient fart
Now can't you see the birds are falling down?
Now can't you see that smell is blinding?
It makes fresh napalm proud.

Why don't you plug that smelly can?
It makes a stinkbug think again
I won't defend your slient fart
Just give me air again

Pe pe pee-yew..

I cannot feel a breeze
It knocked me to my knees
As misty clouds of noxious gas float by
A landfill smell I could swallow
No one prepared me what was to follow

Again you let loose a silent fart?
For malodorousness you take the crown.
How can I drop your butt on Iran?
Then our world's safe and sound.

Just how can you plot this rancid plan?
You send the maggots scatterin'
Please don't expose your silent fart
To me ever again.

Pe pe pee-yew..

Please don't expend that silent fart
While I'm around again

Pe pe pee-yew..
Po po po poo, poo poo poo...

Copyright 2009

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Old Man Ribber - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
This is a gas! ;D Good job, Mark!
Mark Scotti - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
"Passing" you thanks, OMR!!
Christie Marie M - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
One wind-breaking parody, Mark, though silent! 5's!
2Eagle - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Five flutterblasts and plotchers.
Mark Scotti - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Flatuations of thanks to you Christie & 2Eagle!
Fiddlegirl - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Letting loose with 5s!
Andy Primus - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
5 nose pegs, 5 butt corks & 5 bullets in case the first two don't work
Tommy Fartle - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Dropping it on Iran is a good idea (and a good line), but unfortunately, gas warfare was outlawed by the Geneva Conventions. .... pushing the song list of this genre one worthy entry fart-her. 555
Mark Scotti - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
A can of Lysol & thanks to you Fiddlegirl and to Andy, thanks for the "plug"!!!
AFW - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
They say silence is golden, but not in this case..great job
Mark Scotti - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Further negotiations on gas warfare & thanks to you TT! Sweet smelling thanks to you, AFW!
Timmy1000 - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
What a great title! I'm still laughing and more so after the parody too.
alvin - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
i get your message loud and clear
Mark Scotti - August 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Fresh breath of thanks to you Timmy & Alvin!
Guy - August 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark - You're a fart smeller - er I mean smart feller for writing this.

Pay toilet lament:

Here I sit all broken hearted,
Paid to schit but only farted,
And as I sit in fume and vapor,
I won't need the toilet paper.

"Funkin' Jack's ass, fetch your mask, mask, mask."

This parody really stinks - but that was the point - well done, Mark. This one registers a 5.55 on the sphincter scale.
Mark Scotti - August 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Sphinctering clouds of thank you's your way, Guy!! LOL! Great joke!
Max Power - September 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Where's poomaster when you need him?
Mark ScottI - September 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Silent thanks to you, Max!!
Peter Andersson - September 26, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM = Stinker Of The Month?
Bulldogma - September 26, 2009 - Report this comment
It's raining birdies! LOL! Great lyrics. :o)
Guy - September 27, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Sep-09)

Mark - You continue to amaze me with your parody skill - see my comments above. Smelling, er I mean reading this one again still brought out my sophomoric sense of humor - well done.
Mark Scotti - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Sweet smelling thanks to Peter, Bulldogms & Guy!!!
bobpiecheese - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Fart parodies are hard to do wel, so good call on focusing on the effects rather than the cause. Kinda hard to follow, but that's my problem, not yours. 555 for you *BLAT* oops, excuse me.
Mark Scotti - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, bobpie!!!
Arwen - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM...a little stinky for my tastes...; ) Nice work, though...many smiles!
Mark Scotti - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Arwen!
DJ Blaze - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I need a gas mask.... 555
Medemia - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
The odoriferous emanations flowing from this song are much sweeter than those of its subject. It may be bad to be on the receiving end, but sometimes it's fun to clear a room :) 555 tons of toxic gasses to you!
Phil Alexander - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
If you're gonna do a fart parody, you've got to blow it loud and proud and way over the top. I think you managed that with a bit to spare :-)
Matthias - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
As many people know I'm not a fan at all of Fart Parodies. I find them to be crude and childish and not high class and sophisticated like Fat Parodies (lol jk). This one was meh... A few good lines, but I was never really big on the topic so there you have it. 5's anyways because the work itself was good.
Mark Scotti - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Gaseous thanks to DJ, Mademia, Phil & matthias!!!
Jack Wilson - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
How do you know what people do when I let out a silent fart? Great job 555
Mark Scotti - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Sweet smelling thanks to you, Jack!!
Blaydeman - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Like I've said before, I'm not the biggest fan of potty humor. So on that note, it's just not my style. But judging purely on the writing quality, this is a great parody Mr. Scotti!
Mark Scotti - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks Blaydeman! I do not normally write this type myself, but after the title "popped' into my head, i had to run with it and, I have to say, i was pleased with the clever results.
Agrimorfee - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
A fart parody done well is a thing to behold. Made me laugh!
Matthias - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Same opinion as before. I have done one burp parody but never touched a fart parody before because (and this is just my own personal belief) I find them a tad immature and not really all that funny. This one was pretty good and there were a few good subs in this but it's hard for a fart parody to make me laugh.
Mark Scotti - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks Agi & Matthias(this one was more light hearted...for those who have farted...LOL)
Below Average Dave - February 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Gas well done is funny, "Maturity" is defined differently by different people, gas is a natural thing, and you have to admit that when there is dead silence and things get boring, someone letting one rip is just funny. . .especially if its someone who is snotty and proper. . .it also is entrenched in mainstream society (even Finding Nemo uses lighthearted gas humor) I don't understand the judgmental stance many on this site hold against "Immature" humor, especially as a South Park loving community, which as a show is obsessed with gas humor (Every time a character dies they exaggerate the gas passed as a person dies, they have an episode dedicated to smearing poo on the wall, Cartman often has gas, etc). . .and our Idol, Weird Al, has had references to gas in his own work, Mark--your parody is funny, a great title switch--Matthias is a good friend of mine, but I've always vocally disagreed with him on this one, gas is a natural thing, and done well--can be funny-even hilarious. . .is this the best gas parody I've ever read? No--but its better than my one and only gas parody, Wind Beneath My Butt, and its certainly among the better gas parodies I've read--so my long rambling is almost done, I just wish pre-judgments based on 'ideals' of what is 'mature' could be put aside--though I know I also hold biases against certain types of parodies (lists for example) I am able to overlook them if done really well, as long as it doesn't cross too far with regards to Religious oppression or force, political stereotypes that are lies or unfounded, racist in a mean spirited way, homophobic (again mean spirited) etc--again all these things have exceptions and in the right hands can be handled in a funny way. . .but gas, in honesty, just isn't a tip toe issue for me, its funny or its not funny-and here it was funny
Mark Scotti - February 14, 2011 - Report this comment
THANKS to you, Dave, and your wonderful light on my gaseous subject!
Rex - February 20, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) http://www.bryanboy.com/bryanboy_le_superstar_fab/2006/06/the_british_roy.html. "makes fresh napalm proud", heh heh.
Mark Scotti - February 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex and LOL at the ROYAL 'POOFSTER"!!!
bobpiecheese - February 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!
Mark Scotti - February 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Bobpie!!
Arwen - February 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Artistry...I'm the first to admit that I'm not above fart humor. Fart jokes make me laugh. As did this...=)
Mark Scotti - February 24, 2011 - Report this comment
"Sweet smelling" thanks to you, Arwen!

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