Song Parodies -> Now You Defend A Slient Fart
| Original Song Title: | "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart" |
| Original Performer: | Bee Gees |
| Parody Song Title: | "Now You Defend A Slient Fart" |
| Parody Written by: | Mark Scotti |
Silent, but oh, sooooo deadly...
I can forgive stinky ways
That's just a part of life
But sphinctering your way the problem grew
I thought I'd not see tomorrow
For I was not warned about your air borrowed
And... now you defend a slient fart
Now can't you see the birds are falling down?
Now can't you see that smell is blinding?
It makes fresh napalm proud.
Why don't you plug that smelly can?
It makes a stinkbug think again
I won't defend your slient fart
Just give me air again
Pe pe pee-yew..
I cannot feel a breeze
It knocked me to my knees
As misty clouds of noxious gas float by
A landfill smell I could swallow
No one prepared me what was to follow
Again you let loose a silent fart?
For malodorousness you take the crown.
How can I drop your butt on Iran?
Then our world's safe and sound.
Just how can you plot this rancid plan?
You send the maggots scatterin'
Please don't expose your silent fart
To me ever again.
Pe pe pee-yew..
Please don't expend that silent fart
While I'm around again
Pe pe pee-yew..
Po po po poo, poo poo poo...
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This is a gas! ;D Good job, Mark!
"Passing" you thanks, OMR!!
One wind-breaking parody, Mark, though silent! 5's!
Five flutterblasts and plotchers.
Flatuations of thanks to you Christie & 2Eagle!
Letting loose with 5s!
5 nose pegs, 5 butt corks & 5 bullets in case the first two don't work
Dropping it on Iran is a good idea (and a good line), but unfortunately, gas warfare was outlawed by the Geneva Conventions. .... pushing the song list of this genre one worthy entry fart-her. 555
A can of Lysol & thanks to you Fiddlegirl and to Andy, thanks for the "plug"!!!
They say silence is golden, but not in this case..great job
Further negotiations on gas warfare & thanks to you TT!
Sweet smelling thanks to you, AFW!
What a great title! I'm still laughing and more so after the parody too.
i get your message loud and clear
Fresh breath of thanks to you Timmy & Alvin!
Mark - You're a fart smeller - er I mean smart feller for writing this.
Pay toilet lament:
Here I sit all broken hearted,
Paid to schit but only farted,
And as I sit in fume and vapor,
I won't need the toilet paper.
"Funkin' Jack's ass, fetch your mask, mask, mask."
This parody really stinks - but that was the point - well done, Mark. This one registers a 5.55 on the sphincter scale.
Pay toilet lament:
Here I sit all broken hearted,
Paid to schit but only farted,
And as I sit in fume and vapor,
I won't need the toilet paper.
"Funkin' Jack's ass, fetch your mask, mask, mask."
This parody really stinks - but that was the point - well done, Mark. This one registers a 5.55 on the sphincter scale.
Sphinctering clouds of thank you's your way, Guy!!
LOL! Great joke!
Where's poomaster when you need him?
Silent thanks to you, Max!!
SOTM = Stinker Of The Month?
It's raining birdies! LOL! Great lyrics. :o)
(SOTM-Sep-09)
Mark - You continue to amaze me with your parody skill - see my comments above. Smelling, er I mean reading this one again still brought out my sophomoric sense of humor - well done.
Mark - You continue to amaze me with your parody skill - see my comments above. Smelling, er I mean reading this one again still brought out my sophomoric sense of humor - well done.
Sweet smelling thanks to Peter, Bulldogms & Guy!!!
(SOTM) Fart parodies are hard to do wel, so good call on focusing on the effects rather than the cause. Kinda hard to follow, but that's my problem, not yours. 555 for you *BLAT* oops, excuse me.
Thanks, bobpie!!!
SOTM...a little stinky for my tastes...; ) Nice work, though...many smiles!
Thanks, Arwen!
I need a gas mask.... 555
The odoriferous emanations flowing from this song are much sweeter than those of its subject. It may be bad to be on the receiving end, but sometimes it's fun to clear a room :) 555 tons of toxic gasses to you!
If you're gonna do a fart parody, you've got to blow it loud and proud and way over the top. I think you managed that with a bit to spare :-)
As many people know I'm not a fan at all of Fart Parodies. I find them to be crude and childish and not high class and sophisticated like Fat Parodies (lol jk). This one was meh... A few good lines, but I was never really big on the topic so there you have it. 5's anyways because the work itself was good.
Gaseous thanks to DJ, Mademia, Phil & matthias!!!
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