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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

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Entries Beginning with T, Page 3

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Thope I saw a sign advertising some event that conained the word "Hope", but it had one of those cross thingys in front of it, so it looked like it said "Thope". Hawk
Thorn Patch I came up with it while pulling weeds. I fell in the bush and yelled like a demon. I was like f***in thorn patch abelisama
Thornless Rose What's more Rock N Roll than roses? A thornless rose evidently does not exist; so therefore, it would be the perfect name for a perfect band. brandon
Those D**n Neighbor Kids!  If you're practicing with your band outside, they'll be like,"Those d**n neighbor kids!" Or if your going to a concert who are you going to see? "Those D**n Neighbor Kids!"  Dillan
Those Guys Just in case they don't make it, they don't have to change their name. newschool
Those guys aren't that bad. We were at a venue watching bands and I asked my friend who was playing and that's what he said. Later laughed at the thought of it being a band name. Jason
Thou Bean Men I was entertaining my bored self by spelling stuff really bad on Word, running it through spell check, and picking the first suggestion. This came up. The full sentance was "Wet chook allover four thou bean men?" GarfieldKB
Thought Police From the popular novel: "1984". Alex Smith
Thought Police Of George Orwell's 1984. Thought it may be a macabre, yet cool name for a macabre, yet cool band. NATABBY
A Thousand Emo Dragons Ok...the story. I had to write an essay for my English class, and I complained to my friends at lunch about it. One of my friends (sarcasticly, of course), asked "What is worse than writing an essay?!" Then I said "A THOUSAND EMO DRAGONS!!!" Yeah. I thought it would be a good band name. kinia
Thousand Year Door i got that name from the game paper mario=D creepy_lizard
Thrainder It is cool because the word "thrainder" is a mixture between rain and thunder, so i thought "thrainder"! in my opinion it would a good name for a heavy/death metal band because heavy rain - rain is heavy in a storm and thunder is in a storm and it sounds heavy. mjsh
Thrash Well there's all these metal bands with corny demonic names why not name a band after what metal is really supposed to do to your mind. Rock on gimps!! kali lizard
ThRaShPaK This name doesn't mean 'a pack of people who are thrashy', or 'the thrash pack.' it means...'A Packet Of A Thrashing' as in...when u buy the CD it says: Thrashpak and you rekon the CD is the packet of thrash.' i got the name from a kids TV show were a drummer was trying to enter a band called: Trash-Package' and fiddled around with it...its our band name right nw but were soon to change it...Rock On SPAG
Threaded erm . . .yeah, just look at this page, looked at mah desk n there was a thread on mah desk, et voila! c.j
Threasshold It just hit my mind when I was driving on highway about 290 km/h in my car. I thought: "Where's the limit, how far can it go?" It occurred to me that my band could use Threasshold as a band name. Sentenced
Three 02 three oh 2... or 302 .. is a common term for a drag queen in my army DaGroove
Three And A Half Asians A friend's band has three Asian guys, while their bassist is the token white guy. He's been there for as long as we've known. Hence 3.5 Asians! RedVII
Three Balled Cat It comes from an episode of 1000 Ways to Die. A person in a death on the show was said to be "hornier that an three balled cat" JeReMy
Three Card Monty Hall Combining the illegal card game Three Card Monte with former "Let's Make A Deal" host Monty Hall. Deal me in! Opie M.
Three Chords and a Dream Think about how many bands come to their first gig armed only with these things. TheGreatKeveroonie
Three Chords And Then? This is either good for a punk band (to show the real "i don't know how to play my instrument" atitude) or for some fusion or art rock stuff to proof that you are better than the typical 3 chords! Lordbuggy
The Three Gay Muskateers A girl in my homeroom called 3 of the boys in our homeroom that. I just thought it was hilarious!  300 Bernard St. Girl
The Three Goons My nickname for Green Day, because they're always acting really weird. 300 Bernard St. Girl
Three Hole Punch Oh come on, you know it sounds like a real band. Mack
Three Legged Fork It's cool because most forks have 4 "legs", and it is weird. I came up with it by accidently breaking off a leg from a fork {it was plastic...hey! Another One!} Thomas
Three Leprechauns and a Guitar Has a nice ring to it... Anonymous
Three Letter Alligator Based of the now famous "Name an animal with three letters in its name" from a Richard Dawson episode of Family Feud. JeReMy
Three Little Counter Mice It is cool because its a really nice name for a childrens' cd. Mice are cute.... Shura817
Three Minute Happiness What I want to know, why only three? Guess it just sounds right. Mazotti
Three Minute Warning Based on a WWF tag team of the same name, featuring arugably the greatest concept for a wrestler ever- a gay stytlish with sideburns to his chin. They beat anyone up who wastes more than 3 minutes of their time. Hmm... Chris Awesome
Three Minutes of Silence That is actually a band in my school. They came up with it from the saying 3 minutes is the average length for a song to interest a listener. So they decided what about not 3 minutes of music, but 3 MINUTES OF SILENCE. Wow!! that is a good one. J Ashford
Three Random Words Like these three. Jennifer Hate Hewitt
Three Red Roses A good name for a group of three girls. Also a good name for a group of three girls who are Edgar Allan Poe fans. Cessi
Three Sex Symbols It always seems that everyone in a band is sexy, so why not? **number is innerchangable** Kawaii_Rae
Three Shades Of Tuesday Made it up explaining how drunk I was the other night! TommyG
Three Sided Squares I don't know, my friend Steve made it up to be a possible name for our band, it was better the Abidextrous squared Angie
Three Steps Ahead Three people in my band and we always get the girls so that would mean that we are three steps ahead of everybody else. Tyler Singletary
Three-Legged Testiclops We came up with it when we caught one fishing in Lake Erie. Jan Payne
Three-Way Smile My friend and I were thinking about making a Christian rock band. We were thinking of names then. Then the next day she comes in with this cool drawing. It looks like a three-way smile. We haven't made our band yet; we are still looking for people to be in it. I'm going to be the drummer, I think one of my other friends is going to sing, and I don't know the rest yet. Beth
Threek It's a fork with only 3 prongs.  kaylyn
Threepwood Just the surname of the character in the Monkey Island series of games. Just sounds funny and interesting to me... Loris
Threshold One of my bandmembers and I were in music class and the vice principal walked into the room. He started to yrll at this kid named Frank. Frank started to walk from the room and the vice principal said "do not cross that threshold." and i looked at my bandmember and said "hey thats a good name for a band". J.h
Threshold I like it cause it means like the maxium you can handle and stuff....and it's hard to forget... Kenna
The Thrifters Because everyone loves to find a good deal. Garry
Throat Culture ...A contemporary acapella-singing group. How much cooler could a name be than this!?  Devox
Throttle  A good speed metal group name, or punk band. It sounds edgy, it also sounds angry like "if that guy keeps eyeing my chick I'm gonna throttle him." sumpunk
A Through Y It's from Spongebob. G
Throwbacks of Modern-Day Society This one is courtesy of my dad. This is name uses when referring to my guy-friends. I think its kind of silly-funny. Annie
Throwing Groceries Thought of it while I was Throwing Groceries. Ralph Hurley
Throwing Pens (and Shoes) At The Bin  Me and my friend were sent out of class for callin out, and we had to do our work in the corridor. My pen stopped working, so I decided to throw it in the paper recycling bin. Anyway, I completely missed, and it made a huge bang as it hit the side of the bin. We then made a game of it, and started throwing stuff at the bin. Then something else happened, and my shoe ended up in the bin. Bob the magic hobo
Throwing Scissors Its cool because throwing scissors is risky and thats what bands are.. risky... rachelle
Throwing Toast One day we were throwing toast in the back yard and it just simply stuck. Chopper
Throwing Up Tim I just got this from the Buoys song "Timothy", where the titilar person is eaten up by his friends. Throwing Up Tim would be the end result. Rich Poore
Thuggus Rugg's All Star Joint While listening a swing band in a club one night, I thought this was a lyric from a song they were doing. So I started singing along. It turns out this was nowhere near what the real words were. But it stuck with me so. For your edification, here it t'is...One Mo'Time!  Chester O'Reily
Thumbless Hitchhikers Nice oxymoron. Greg Rimko
The Thumbsuckers From the movie with the same name, I think it sounds cool for a band.. They could suck their thumbs too while on show and wear diapers. Slimer
Thunder Bunny Just like the sound of it! Don't remember how I came up with it. I was trying to find a name for our newly formed band and I was just jazzing on different words. I found this list recently amongs my old notebooks. Chrid
Thunderbolt It's definitely a term that would make a great band name. If it's not a band name already it should be. Edward
THX It's the sound system used on "Star Wars" (and other sci-fi movies). It could stand for "Take Home X-Tra". Jonathan Jarocki
Tia Maria And The Footy Franks I love the Australian telivision series "Kath And Kim" and the most common food these 2 eat on the show is Tia Maria (a liquer likie Baileys) and Footy Franks (frankfurters or wieners) and yeah. Tayla
Tiajuana Speed Racers Tiajuana is a pimp tight place. Place sounds like race. And speed is just awesome. Quickness not the drug. Speed racer is a cool fun show too! Pigertaws@hotmail.com
Tickle Tickle I was just sitting in my friend's basement. And then I thought, you know, what a funny word is?. Tickle. And everyone was like "Let's use that as our band name. It probably won't last but it sounds so cool. Logan
Tiger Demon Replay Tigers are cool especially when there posessed by cool demons. sarah
Tigers With Tooth Decay I was thinking what dental disease a wild animal might have. Jackdaw Kennedy
Tight Pants It is cool because it means "cool" pants not tight as in not loose. My friends came up with it because one of my friends was saying "Hey that is tight!" wheras my other friend said "No. That is TIGHT Pants" Remember to only capitalize the P O0toiletPaPer0O
Tijuana Bwana Well what if Tarzan, instead of surviving a plane crash in Africa as a child, survived one in T-town? He wouldnt have any papers to come north of the USA so he would have to hire a Bwana to smuggle him past the border patrol. badboybear
Tike me and my friend had this name for our band and actually had the symbol for it and all it was the little tikes symbol, but with just tike i thought it was cool but no one else liked it so here ya go its up for grabs luke
Tiki Tiki Tombo We just thought that this Tiki stuff was better than snakes! We thought of it from a fat hamster. Well, not really. Derrick & Anthony
Til Fenrir Come Fenrir is a Nordic god in the form of a flaming wolf. It's said that when he's freed from his chain that Ragnorok (Armegedon in Christianity) will come. The Nethermost
Tilded flippers Fishy pinball action Poobhead
Till I Die Or She Kills Me  This is really cool, 'cause its from a cult that says 'In The Cult Till I Die Or She Kills Me' And I thought it sounded like really cool band name.. ari
Time Bomb Me and My friends were sitting around trying to think of a name for our Band and all of a sudden one of my friends, (frustratedly) growled and threw something at the wall and broke it. Jackie, (one of my friends) Said. "Wow, that came out of no where" I I said "Yeah, he can be like a Time Bomb sometimes" And Time Bomb stuck with us ever since.  Kitty
Time Can't Repeat i just had a thing in my head saying time cant repeat... it makes sencs in a way because it cant alygal
Time Enough To Last I got it from watching an old "Twilight Zone" dvd. The story's about a guy who survives the "end of the world" and is the last man on earth. He thinks he's lucky untill he realizes that he is all alone, no one to talk to, no social life at all. He is about to kill himself when he discovers a huge library, (he is a bookworm, he loves books more than anything) he decides to not kill himself. He exclaims i that there now is "time enough to last" and reaches for a book to start reading.... when his glasses fall off his face and break...................................(he can't see at all without them and can even less read) c what it means 4 urself personwithbandnameidea
Timeline Zero Just an excuse to use the word zero. And it fits with the word timeline. Chute D'Breeze
The Timeouts I was in second grade and I wanted to start a punk band. (I didn't even know anyone with musical talent.) I always thought about names for my "band" when I was on timeout....which was a majority of the day. Hence the name. It would be for a bunch of "rebellious" kids. Piper
TimesNewRoman It's the main font on Word... other fonts sound like band names. seriously. paulramone
Tina Rival Tina Rival --play on words teen arrival hippichic
Tingling Sphincter See band name FireBlow for description TooDang
Tinitus Generation our music is and always will be loud, and aint gonna change. We just kinda came up with it, u no, it kinda fits how we play. (if you no what i mean, i no i dont). incase you don't no, tinitus is when you get a constant ringing in your ear from listening to loud music, ect. Dave!!! (davebanks101@hotmail.com)
Tinkerbell's Last Hope It's from a quote on Dawson's Creek "Clap hard Dawson, you might be Tinkerbell's last hope" Deathawk
Tinted Red This is a ok emo/punk band name. My band was desperate for a band name cause we had a gig coming. I was sitting at a family reunion and saw a car drive by with really tinted windows, then my cousin came up wearing all red. It just kinda clicked, but my band didnt like it so... hope it helps someone Syrix Punk
The Tints Kinda sounds like a 50s or 60s band. Well, we'll never know.. Ian
Tiny Blisters Listening to "Helter Skelter" when John yells out. " I got blisters on my fingers", so I thought it sounds cool for a band name. George
Tiny Cheeses For My Dashboard My wife misheard me say, jokingly, that I wanted to get a tiny Jesus for my car's dashboard. It's been a joke for years. Camembert, gouda, etc... lined up and ready to see the world through. Chuck Fensch
Tiny Giny From a King of Queens episode referring to a woman who was "small down there". Definitely a metal band from LA. Stace
Tip Top Tummy My drummer had a bad ass stomach ache when we were trying to come up with a name, so I was like, dude you need a tip top tummy Steverino Estabrook
Tipaklong - aBsciSsa It's a Filipino term for 'grasshopper'. c@rL
The Tipsy Vicars It's nicely incongruous. Spandau Ballet (Snigger)
Tire Swing Hobos When I was a little kid my older brother tried to see how fast he could make me spin on a tire swing. He made me go so fast all I could see was a white light and the only thought in my head was "at least i didnt die a hobo" Sean
Tireiron Has to be the best name for a straightedge hXc band(if you know what that is). You'd be the coolest band at the firestorm(to purify!). ebm
The Titmice Since there are numerous bird names for bands, including The Larks, The Sandpipers, The Flamingos, and The Eagles, here's another bird name I thought I'd suggest! D. Melody Dole, MD
Titus F a derivative of elephantitus twigg
Tiznow One time my friend and I were at Fright Fest at Six Flags. She used to be scared of all of the costumes, and it was a cold night. She saw one of the creatures and she ran and hid. I said "It's okay, it's not there now." She looked and she was shivering and she said "Ittiznow!" I thought it would be a fun name for a band. Plus, some people in the olden days pronounced things funky to sound proper. I thought it would be an odd name for a band. {Destructive Katy}
Tminus5 All "five" of us love the name. I came up with the name watching a space shuttle blast off, in Tminus5 seconds...hence the name. Paul
TMMoonie I was watching my screensaver that was really outdated (erm, it said "Moonie" and I'm a TMM fanatic now), and came up with this. Douglas Bucksworth aka D.B.
To Be Announced cause then the paper Ad will say Tuesday 9:30 at New Brooklyn Tavern, To Be Announced, then people will be like what the Hell...Then once you get famous, everytime someone says TBA people will be like hey, To Be Announced is playing...just a thought Brandon
To Be Confirmed the flyers at my local venue always have this all over them - think of the publicity! james from 'the flame'
To this I say to you... I think its pretty cool because its catchy and is right for a band that "tells it like it is." I picture an emo band with this name just because it sounds as if you were in the middle of writing a love note. Chokex

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