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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

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Entries Beginning with T, Page 5

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Toxic Tears Me and my friends were listening to system of a down - toxicity and i started crying for some reason [imust've beed high or something] and my friend said "what, are you crying toxic tears?" its also my screen name for AIM "lXxToxicTearsxXl"  Jordan
Toxic Vomit I was at school and I had science and our teacher did a experiment involving something toxic then it made me sick so I vomited. So then I thought of the name Tom Clark
Toxic Waste At my friend's house, there's a sign on their bathroom door that says "Toxic Waste Dump". We decided to use that as our band name. Nicole
Toxic-Power Its cool cause its toxic as in... burning rubber baby! i came up with it when i was writting a article about the nuclear bomb dropped on Japan. Mike Raf
Toxin Grave It's cool, because it symbolizes a metal band. We got this name from the bio book of ours. Maane
toy box I was skateboarding to school when I remembered that my band needed a name. So I kept on riding. A store on the corner was named Al's Toybox. I thought that was perfect, so I checked it with my band. One week after their approval of the name, our singer died in a car crash; so the band split up. Dumbass from space
Toy Soldier Armada  Andrew Farnsley
Toys In The Atticus I've always like the name Atticus and will eventually name one of my son's that. Anyway, I was looking through a magazine one day and was reading an article which was about old toys being in the attic. The first thing I thought was Toys In The Atticus. bella
Traal Towel Inspired by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which says that if you encounter a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, you should put a towel over your head, because the beast is so stupid, it'll assume that if you can't see it, it can't see you. The name sounds like a punk band, and may draw a large audience of HHGTG fans. Cessi
The Tragedy me and the guitarist were sitting on my bed trying to think of a name when dad walked in, we told him we couldn't think of a name and he said " thats a tragedy" : ) Ben
Tragic Donkey Death I had just finished watching a movie with some friends and they were arguing over what made a movie sad. One of them said that if there are tragic deaths in a movie, then it is too sad for her to watch. The other guy said, "But there were no tragic deaths in this movie!" She said, "Yes there was, a donkey died!" which made me think of the phrase "Tragic Donkey Death."  Pooh
Tragic Magick its a type of drug. crack dipped in PCP i believe. an old screen name of mine....it just sounds kick ass.  KyM
A Tragic Moment My friends band, December Tragic, was playing their last show. We always say gay things to incorporate song titles or band names in or sentences. When they got on stage I looked to my cousin and said "What a tragic moment."  Tom
the Tragic Mullets its just funny kmkbiatch
Tragic Remedy You know when something happens and it turns out the cure/solution is harded than the actual issue. Or when someone puts themselve in danger in order for the greater good for another?  xOliviax
Trailerpark Gold I took the term "trailer park trash" and just thought, 'Why couldn't something good come of a junkyard/ trailer park?' I thought up this name. Could be a good name for a punk band or even a metal/rock band, who knows?? Niall Biddy
Train Of Obscurities I remeber seeing a painting of a train with no box cars, instead it was loaded with random crap. The first thing that poped into my minde was " how obscure" and i thought that would make an interesting band name.  Yudit
Trainoring According to John Enos of TruTV's "World's Dumbest...", Trainoring is passing out on your couch, holding a half-eaten meatball sub, named after fellow World's Dumbest commentator Mike Trainor and coined after a failure at Batmanning. JeReMy
Traint It's cool because I came up with it. ~ Thrillet Traint
Tralfaz It's Astro's (the dog) real name (from The Jetsons).  ZOOG
Tram Law Well, this was my bands name for a while, but then we changed to The Freudian Slips. Anyway, we got really hyper and there was a Wal Mart sack lying around and we were trying to think of a band name and I said "Tram Law!!!". It was supposed to be against big corporations. Except I actually LOVE Wal Mart, so that didn't really work... IHeartGeeks
The Tramp's Pants I met a tramp once. I asked him what he would like more than anything in the world. He said ''Clean pants''.  Greg
Trampoline It gives an "I dont care" type of attitude. And they're bouncy. Dave 123
TranceWarp Well it would be good for a trance artist since it has the word in the name. The word "warp", would fit into it since trance tends to be high tech and quick. M. Eng
Trans-Derm Skop It's a patch you wear for motion sickness (Trans-Dermal Scopalomine). Skop is pronounced like Scope. Annette Gaskins
TransAxle Trip My boyfriend came up with this name while looking in his drummer's car manual.  michelle
Transcend A friend of mine once had a dream that her boyfriend was in a band called Transcend. I thought it sounded like an awesome name. MADDY!
Transhuman Explosion Found in a forum thread making fun of those crazy people that think technology will advance incredibly quickly for some reason or another. Kyle
Transparent Elevators  Wilhelm
Transvestite Whores A friend of mine was playing Mario Party; her opponents being a computer controlled Toad, Boo, and Daisy... she screamed that at my TV when they pissed her off, which to may makes no sense whatever however it would make an interesting band name. Elle
Trap Of The Heartless I was thinking of kingdom hearts and I thought of how cool the name could be for a band! Vorquay
Trash Raccoons because when your husband is trying to sneak in after a night out at the bars, he creates a loud noise diversion outside and when you come running to check out the noise, he sneaks in and says he has been here all along on the couch. then what the hell was that noise? I dont know hunny, it must be trash raccoons.  Heather Verrette
Trashman It was on some movie where this crazy guy was called "trash man" I thought it was awesome personally. supergirl
Trashy Treasures Must be another all-female band who are attractive in their own way. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Trauma 2 The Head It shows that your dangerous and that you'll put on a good show. I watched the Health Channel, not a pretty sight. Hokie
Travelling Pulse In physics we were learning about kinds of waves, and a special wave had a travelling pulse and i thought that would be a sweet band name. microgal
Trazom "Trazom" is "Mozart" spelled backwards Luci Flores
Treadstone 71 Because Jason Bourne is cool. Read the book and you'll know where I came up with it. skippy
Treason Bushes I thought this pun on "Trees and Bushes" might make a good entry in a realm of bizarre band names. Richard Wetfuss
Treason Shrubs A funny pun on the term "trees and shrubs" Renee Keener
TreeBlaizers Well I was playing PS2 and my friend gave me the name to name my team for the game!! Yes I know , its AMAZINGLY AMAZING and AWESOMELY AWESOME!!! Fatty McFatFat
Treelimb Butt Monkeys My friend said it as a joke to me and I thought it would be a good band name!!! The cool kid
Treemilk A mate and I were going through possible names for our band saying random words simultaneously and what words went well together. Treemilk sounded hilarious, but we're a tad more serious than that! Ben
Trees With Chainsaws This sounds like an angry Punk Rock or Heavy Metal band like Sum 41 or Metallica mixed with a lame environmentalist group like R.E.M. (I also hate Metallica). My twin brother and our best friend were just messing around when they thought up this name for a rock song. We actually recorded the song with improvised lyrics. It ended up sounding like something from Nine-Inch-Nails. Anyway I just made it into a band name. Knumb Prodigy
Trekkier Virgins "Star Trek fans are currently embroiled in a bitter controversy. Half of them say they should be called Trekkies, and the other half thinks they should be called Trekkers. It's probably just as accurate to call them virgins." -- Wally Wang Medication-High Jesteress Among Royalty
Trench Pudding I was doing a project on trench warfare and i just thought it would be a good name! Moi
Trepidation It means fear, which if you had kickass vocals, would make it better. I came up with it in class some day as a vocabulary word. Danny
Trespassers Wil Taken from a sign in the Winnie the Pooh stories. I like obscure references, what can I say? 3Much
Trespassing Toronto  I'm thinking indie band or pop punk idk. Not just for Canadians lol Elise Triantafyllou
triangles with jet packs -91 I said something dumb (how unusual..) which finished in " I like triangles" (duh), the jet packs were something my friend came up with for no apparent reason and 91 was Travis barker's number on Kerrang's top 100 stars list. Pudding
Triastitine Monophosphoride It's a compound that I came up with. It's awesome, and would make an AWESOME hard rock band. hamp
The Tribe Has Spoken I got it from Survivor how they say that every time! Itd b reeeeally gr8 4 a band that was made up of ppl who got kicked out of other assorted bands Rebel Fire
Tribe's Vocals It sounds like a band name that would be used in the 1980's, but it would work for any style of rock or metal music enemy707
Tribes Vocals This name sounds like a name that could be used for any style of rock, metal, or alternative music. The name also sounds pretty cool. langt
Tribulation I was looking up this word for homework, thought it sounds pretty cool. It means "suffering, pain, trials, etc." Chris
Trice It means Second. Agood name for a band that takes after primus because Primus means first Les Claypool
Trice Myin well... i was reading an Eminem lyric website.. and found the word "Trice" and.. "my" so i added"in" to my.. so it be-comes myin... so its TRICE MYIN <___ i dont give a damn watcha think but i think it rocks!!!!! debby
Trick Bike Just 'cause they're really hip right now...trick bikes that is. DeeCee
Trick Britches For any one of those fake cowboy country artist like Brooks and Dunn.  Hugh Askew
The Trick-or-treat Pilots From an early age, I heard a story about something that my sister said before I was born. Story was, she had been playing with the girl next door and then came home mad at her (for some long-forgotten reason). Wanting to insult the girl at whom she was mad, she struggled in her childish inexperience for an insult. The best way she came up with to imply that the girl was utterly stupid was by saying "She probably thinks that Trick-or-treat is an airplane". Being well familiarized with that story from an early age, I struggled for years with the conundrum it seemed to present. What is the catch to "Trick-or-treat is an airplane" is the question that I long pondered in vain, thinking of it like some joke that i just "didn't get". Eventually I had to grow up to realize that there is nothing to "get" about it! So the very least I should get out of my prolonged enigma is this "cool band name". Robert Jones
TrickDog Just sounds goofy and wild! RJ
Tricolour My sister made this one up for our band, though we might not use it. It's if the members in your band have three different kinds of eye colour: blue, green and brown. Pip
Tricycle Kickstand A cool oxymoron that would make for a good band name tim
Triggerfinger It has that rebel sound to it. my frinds said i had a trigger finger w/e we play paintball. Garrett
Triggerfish It's like Killing Heidi, words with different connotations were put together. And it's a real type of fish, which makes it more interesting. nellie
Trill Monkey a trill is a technique used in guitar playing. add the monkey just for fun. band name. there you go bwwaaaaab
Trip Think about it... how much more psychadelic can you get? killer_roach
The Trip Elsewhere The end hopefully. Ted Stone
Trip To Hell Well i think its a good name for Metal bands !! Arx
Triple Elemental I came up with it when I was sitting in this place my friends and I call the Elementorium. Because there were three of us, I came up with Triple Elemental. manowing
Triple Integrals A good name derived from a complex and difficult mathematical applications. Ideally they should have deep, thought-provoking lyrics. Damien Bloodlust
Triple Nipple When two just aren't enough... greg mohn
Triple x (XxX) This name is cool because the name XxX sounds very attractive! I came up with this name after I saw the Triple X movie. Salman
Trireme It's one of the ramming boats the "300" Spartans used against the Persians. Sam
TRISOMI X This name is actually a genetic disorder meaning you have an extra X-chromosome. The result of this for males is a very feminine body in alot of ways. It's a cool name for a band....espacially a transsexual band! Andreas
Triumphant Bowels I came up with it myself but it was inspired by someone I know, and that is all I can tell you! It's cool because it is sooo wrong! Jeremy
The Trivial Paroxym Name of a song by Becoming the Archetype. Awesome song, it'd make a for a cool band name too. o_o Frank Millibuster
Trivialized Monopoly Because it sticks in your head and has a double meaning. Deathawk
Trix My friend came over to spend the night and we hda started our own band and were looking for a name. well, he next morning, we had Trix for breakfast and thats when i thought it would be a cool band name. Lindsey
Trogdeath VII Th logo is Trogdor (Homestar Runner) with the body of a Deathly Hallows symbol (Harry Potter) infused with a flaming comet, all gleaming with seven streaks of lights. It looked pretty awesome when my friends and I drew it. The Alex Basso
Trollface LOL wonka bar
Tropics uh...I was actually trying to figure out band names for my band, and I thought, "we need something sweet, but kind of punkish." And I looked at a Tropical Sprite Remix can and I thought of it. Or try Remixes Amy
Troubled Item Some friends of mine in band at my high school told a funny story about a time someone had done their, uh, buisness in a tuba and left it for all the world to see -- right before a big band competition. The band director's face turned beet red. He called the front office stating that he was "troubled about some . . . er . . . items in one of the tubas." Elfee
Troubled Loners IF you have the balls and don't mind nobody showing up at gigs, this one is for you. Sounds like someone will "go postal" at any moment. dumb
Trouser Sneeze Another term for flatulence, which sounds gross but is very musical. Lance Crackers
Truancy We found the name in the dictionary. It means "a child who stays away from school without premission. In other words skipping or cutting school. We thought it was cool and we stuck with it so don't try to take it I just thought eveyone should know this info. big dog
The Truced I was just thinking randomly, and modifying words until I thought of truce and then added the 'ed' and the 'the'. Sydni
Truckers Atlas It's a really obsure Modest Mouse song and the name of our Bluegrass Folk band  Lazlo
The Trumpet Dumpers I came up with this yesterday. I was using the bathroom at the park and i saw that someone had wrote "TRUMP STINKS" on of the stalls with a black marker. I don't know who wrote that, but it made me come up with this name. The Mole
Truth Be Real On jury duty listening to the defendant. Hoping for the real truth. So I thought this might be a band name. Sonny
The Truth Speakers People need to hear the truth. Truth speakers. I own the copyright to it. Mercedes Underwood
Truth-B-Real It's a good name for a band who wants to express themselves also a good rap name Ray
Tubamen Just say it out loud...TUBAMEN! Sounds like a gang of violent tuba players. unbalance
Tubesteak Autoerotica I caught my girlfriend substituting Oscar Mayer for meat. I didn't "relish" the idea one bit. 'Iron' Mike
Tubular Luggage It was in a Dilbert strip. What's not to love? The Divine Tragedy
Tubular Luggage Me and my friends were starting a band and we wernt to serious about it and we didnt have a drummer so we sorta dropped it and joined a new band that was starting spam dude
Tubular Luggage We saw it in a comic strip, and we thought it sounded like a good band name becky
Tubular Luggage I seen it in a comic and I thought it would be a cool name. How cooler could you get? Ashley March
Tuesdays Courage tuesday is the wicca day of courage and my old bands first peformance was on a tuesday. we sucked and well, we needed the courage. squeee
Tumor Humor I think it would make a good name for a band that mocks social values. It is a rhyme from George Carlin. Mike

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