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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

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Testicular Homicide For some reason I used to say "testicular torsion" and "vehicular homicide" a lot in 9th grade (how or why the world may never know) and once i mixed the two and just kept saying it. i thought it could be a cool band name, microgal
Testicular Homicide Nothing like getting kicked in the b***s and not know who did it. jantastic
Testicular Sound Express It was one of Peter's ideas for a band name on Family Guy!!!!! CrAzY JaMeS!!!!!
Testtube Tomato It's an awesome name. I was reading a magazine and saw two articles next to each other. The last word in one was Testtube, and the first word in the next was Tomato. Chris K
TEW Acronym for That's Even Worse. A couple kids in my class and I were talking about random stuff and the subject of Chicken Little came up. One guy said, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" The other guy said, "No it isn't, it's just aliens attacking." I finished it off with, "THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!" Douglas Bucksworth aka D.B.
The Texas Chainsaw Musical Come on, just imagine it! Chainsaws, blood, music, Texas! Leatherface doing a solo mid way through the film! Or a rendition of Cannibal Corpse's "Meat Hook Sodomy". nik
Texas Death Row I saw a documentary on the subject. It could be either a political statement or the name of a metal band or both. Rich
Texas Shock gud name 4 band from texas all bout da execution and stuff Keir
Textbook Death School seems to kill everyones indivisuality. so in essence its killing that person so i came up with textbook death MOB
TH@T Well, me and my friend are just fiddling around, and we've been talking about a band, and we just came up with TH@T. If you spell it, it's THATT. We are using it. Paul
Thanatopsis The name of my band. It is also the name of a poetry piece. It is Greek to mean "A Reflection Of Death" Good for a hard core band. Atiyana
that odd feeling  mag
That One Band Everyone always says "hey, you know that song from that one band?", well, here they are! Cotton Candy
That One Band It's awsome because someone would be like, "Hey, I'm going to a concert tonight!" "Really? Who's?" "That One Band's!!" "That One Band?" "Yeah! That One Band!!" "What 'one band'?" "THAT ONE BAND!!!" I came up with it because I was bored and thinking too deeply about the meanings of words. Pankeyke
That One Band This would be funny, i mean people would be like "Who's that amazing band?" and then you could say "It's that one band." and you would confuse everyone.  SL
That One Band Kid one: "Have you heard that one band? They're really good." Kid two: "How can I answer that when I have no idea what band you are talking about?" Kid one: "I'm talking about that one band. They're awesome!" Kid two: "Yeah, but what's the NAME of the band???" Kid one: "That One Band!!!!!" Kid two: "What, you can't remember the name?" Kid one: "OH MY GOD! THE NAME OF THE BAND I'M TALKING ABOUT IS "THAT ONE BAND"!" Kid two: Oh, I see.....so their actual name is....ah, got it....to answer your question, no I haven't heard of "That One Band" Kid one: *throbbing temple*. The kid with the board
that one band hey my band name is that one band i think it's cool that there's a bunch of people who think that name is cool:] lara
That Ranger With the Minature Giant Space Hamster Thought it would make a cool band name after I was talking about a character in Baldur's gate and I referd to him as that ranger with the minature giant space hamster karnov
THE It would be awesome when someone on the radio says," and that song was by the... "and that would be it. Everyone at school thinks its awesome! Dustin
Theezees Spectacular My teacher was talking in class and she was saying something about "These E's". I though it sounded cool and I put it together to make Theezees. Then I tried adding something onto it which would make it cooler, and I thought of spectacular. Power Elf
Them haha going to see tonight?: them, what band are listening to? them...hehe stefani
The Them Well, same goes with this as with "The They". But it's also taken from Good Omens (a book by Gneil and Pterry), there's a group of kids there that call themselves Them. Kaniini
Them Note to Stefani: Them was the name of Van Morrison's (ask a grownup) first band back in the mid-sixties. Their popular songs were "Gloria" and "Here Comes The Night". Find Them, listen. You will enjoy Them. haha  Misguided Murdock
Theorem 74 There is this really gay nerd in my math class, and whenever my teacher says a geometry rule like... "a triangle will always have exactly 180 degrees" he goes like -- " Ms. White thats geometry theorem number 3.21, I learned it in my afterschool math program for gifted nerds!!!  Yoshiko
Theoretical Nonsense it's cool because in a way it's self contradicting..think about it..theories are supposed to make sense while nonsense is just silly.. Jill
Theory I came up with it from life because everybody seems to have a theory about something. My band is going into the studio and we thought it sounded cool. Alana
There are 2 Pi's My friend thought of it in math class cuz the teacher was talking about Pi (u know 3.14 whatever) and he said some thing like 2n X 2Pi. ya it was funny there. Phat Phil
There Goes The Neighborhood Think about it- playful but a little sad at the same time. Perfect for a screamo band, or maybe a band that sounds a bit like panic at the disco. Elena
Thermal Fusion I was watching TV, and this guy was taking about melting. He said thermal fusion is another names for melting. I liked it for my band, but I thought Kiss sounded cooler! I hope someone takes it, it is a cool name. Gene
These Vicious Hornets Me and my friends were trying to think of a cool name for our band while sitting on a couch flicking around channels, and we found this channel about hornets, and the first thing we heard were "These Vicious Hornets...(something something something)" and we thought it sounded cool.  Deryk
The They You know how people always say "That's what they say" or "That's what they said"? Well this is The They. Knumb Prodigy
They Call Me Bob My sixteen year old brother has an imaginary friend named Bob, who got left in Las Vegas and we haven't seen him since. Too bad, he was pretty cool for an invisible man!! That's how we came up with the name. Black
Thin Ice One day my dad was talkin about this time he went to washington and their friend fell throught thin ice. And i thought...wouldn't that be a cool band name? A girl
Thin Veil Of Talent I'm trying to come up with a band name right now, and this came to mind. For a band that likes to mock itself. Shido
Thine ****sters A religious version of the BSB Tribute band Bobo
Third Act I came up with this name when I was playing on my First Act guitar. I just started replacing "First" with other words, and "Third" just had a nice ring to it. Alex Dixon
Third Digit (3rd-Digit) Count your fingers, if the crowd doesn't like you or you don't like someone in the crowd, show them your "3rd-Digit" JOE
Third Estate I was studying the French Revoultion in school and I came by a political group called the Estates General. They had three groups, the clergy, the royalists, and the professionals. Each group would vote on changes but the professionals or the "third estate" were the ones who didn't have anything to lose so they wanted change in goverment. I thought it would be a cool name for a punk band since they always want change in goverment and society as well.  mr.sparkles
Third Finger Up One of my friends started a nameless band a few years ago, i told them they wouldnt ever really do anything so he fliped me off, third finger up, middle finger, i just thought it worked and so thats what they used Gary
Third Love well, there are 3 of us in our band. (we have no name) and i suggested 3rd love. thy said no Ashli
The Third Nipples The outcasts of society united......people with three nipples now have a home with this band. BadKarma Chameleon
Third Party Well i was browsing on the internet, and an error came up mentioning something about third party restrictions. This name is cool for a emo/ punk rock band and a band I support uses this name. ThE GuRu
Third Reflection I was feeling depressed one day. So I went on a walk in the woods. I was walking past a river and I looked in the water. I saw my reflection. Then I looked again and again. It was strange, because my reflection seemed to change every time. I looked in the water, but my third reflection looked awesome. Then I thought, 'Hey, that's a awesome band name, Third Reflection', and stuck it on here. I hope you like it, people. It's now my band's name.  Dan
Third World This so cool because its a real term. A Third World is a poor country with little money. Plus it sounds so tight!! Major B
This Is It I got it from a song by The Strokes called "Is this it"? I thought I would end it, and say: yes, "This is it" Elmo McNugget
This Is Sparta watchin 300......now my new bands name....haha its copyrighted too now. awesome Danners
This Scarlet Prison From a poem by Emily Dickinson. Speaks about how we are trapped by the confines of our physical being and how temporal it is. Flesh and blood aint gonna last. There's gotta be more. Deep innit? Tangerine Innuendo
This Side Up I love this beaause it's so cool and random. I was tryin 2 think of a new band name and I randomly looked at my new amp's box and saw the words "THIS SIDE UP".  Ms Dude
This Time Next Year it's a song by the Movielife :D great one at that Kim Waterson
This Zero Submarine Sky I came up with this while very, very bored. I really like the sound of it. jonessoda
Thongs and Bongs It rhymes, and it's just plain old catchy. You can write it T&B, which is cool.  Rick
Thorn Patch I came up with it while pulling weeds. I fell in the bush and yelled like a demon. I was like f***in thorn patch abelisama
Thornless Rose What's more Rock N Roll than roses? A thornless rose evidently does not exist; so therefore, it would be the perfect name for a perfect band. brandon
Those D**n Neighbor Kids!  If you're practicing with your band outside, they'll be like,"Those d**n neighbor kids!" Or if your going to a concert who are you going to see? "Those D**n Neighbor Kids!"  Dillan
Those Guys Just in case they don't make it, they don't have to change their name. newschool
Those guys aren't that bad. We were at a venue watching bands and I asked my friend who was playing and that's what he said. Later laughed at the thought of it being a band name. Jason
Thou Bean Men I was entertaining my bored self by spelling stuff really bad on Word, running it through spell check, and picking the first suggestion. This came up. The full sentance was "Wet chook allover four thou bean men?" GarfieldKB
Thought Police Of George Orwell's 1984. Thought it may be a macabre, yet cool name for a macabre, yet cool band. NATABBY
Thought Police From the popular novel: "1984". Alex Smith
A Thousand Emo Dragons Ok...the story. I had to write an essay for my English class, and I complained to my friends at lunch about it. One of my friends (sarcasticly, of course), asked "What is worse than writing an essay?!" Then I said "A THOUSAND EMO DRAGONS!!!" Yeah. I thought it would be a good band name. kinia
Thousand Year Door i got that name from the game paper mario=D creepy_lizard
Thrash Well there's all these metal bands with corny demonic names why not name a band after what metal is really supposed to do to your mind. Rock on gimps!! kali lizard
ThRaShPaK This name doesn't mean 'a pack of people who are thrashy', or 'the thrash pack.' it means...'A Packet Of A Thrashing' as in...when u buy the CD it says: Thrashpak and you rekon the CD is the packet of thrash.' i got the name from a kids TV show were a drummer was trying to enter a band called: Trash-Package' and fiddled around with it...its our band name right nw but were soon to change it...Rock On SPAG
Threaded erm . . .yeah, just look at this page, looked at mah desk n there was a thread on mah desk, et voila! c.j
Threasshold It just hit my mind when I was driving on highway about 290 km/h in my car. I thought: "Where's the limit, how far can it go?" It occurred to me that my band could use Threasshold as a band name. Sentenced
Three 02 three oh 2... or 302 .. is a common term for a drag queen in my army DaGroove
Three And A Half Asians A friend's band has three Asian guys, while their bassist is the token white guy. He's been there for as long as we've known. Hence 3.5 Asians! RedVII
Three Chords and a Dream Think about how many bands come to their first gig armed only with these things. TheGreatKeveroonie
Three Chords And Then? This is either good for a punk band (to show the real "i don't know how to play my instrument" atitude) or for some fusion or art rock stuff to proof that you are better than the typical 3 chords! Lordbuggy
The Three Gay Muskateers A girl in my homeroom called 3 of the boys in our homeroom that. I just thought it was hilarious!  300 Bernard St. Girl
The Three Goons My nickname for Green Day, because they're always acting really weird. 300 Bernard St. Girl
Three Hole Punch Oh come on, you know it sounds like a real band. Mack
Three Legged Fork It's cool because most forks have 4 "legs", and it is weird. I came up with it by accidently breaking off a leg from a fork {it was plastic...hey! Another One!} Thomas
Three Leprechauns and a Guitar Has a nice ring to it... Anonymous
Three Little Counter Mice It is cool because its a really nice name for a childrens' cd. Mice are cute.... Shura817
Three Minute Happiness What I want to know, why only three? Guess it just sounds right. Mazotti
Three Minute Warning Based on a WWF tag team of the same name, featuring arugably the greatest concept for a wrestler ever- a gay stytlish with sideburns to his chin. They beat anyone up who wastes more than 3 minutes of their time. Hmm... Chris Awesome
Three Minutes of Silence That is actually a band in my school. They came up with it from the saying 3 minutes is the average length for a song to interest a listener. So they decided what about not 3 minutes of music, but 3 MINUTES OF SILENCE. Wow!! that is a good one. J Ashford
Three Red Roses A good name for a group of three girls. Also a good name for a group of three girls who are Edgar Allan Poe fans. Cessi
Three Shades Of Tuesday Made it up explaining how drunk I was the other night! TommyG
Three Sided Squares I don't know, my friend Steve made it up to be a possible name for our band, it was better the Abidextrous squared Angie
Three Steps Ahead Three people in my band and we always get the girls so that would mean that we are three steps ahead of everybody else. Tyler Singletary
Three-Legged Testiclops We came up with it when we caught one fishing in Lake Erie. Jan Payne
Three-Way Smile My friend and I were thinking about making a Christian rock band. We were thinking of names then. Then the next day she comes in with this cool drawing. It looks like a three-way smile. We haven't made our band yet; we are still looking for people to be in it. I'm going to be the drummer, I think one of my other friends is going to sing, and I don't know the rest yet. Beth
Threek It's a fork with only 3 prongs.  kaylyn
Threepwood Just the surname of the character in the Monkey Island series of games. Just sounds funny and interesting to me... Loris
Threshold I like it cause it means like the maxium you can handle and stuff....and it's hard to forget... Kenna
The Thrifters Because everyone loves to find a good deal. Garry
Throat Culture ...A contemporary acapella-singing group. How much cooler could a name be than this!?  Devox
Throttle  A good speed metal group name, or punk band. It sounds edgy, it also sounds angry like "if that guy keeps eyeing my chick I'm gonna throttle him." sumpunk
Throwbacks of Modern-Day Society This one is courtesy of my dad. This is name uses when referring to my guy-friends. I think its kind of silly-funny. Annie
Throwing Pens (and Shoes) At The Bin  Me and my friend were sent out of class for callin out, and we had to do our work in the corridor. My pen stopped working, so I decided to throw it in the paper recycling bin. Anyway, I completely missed, and it made a huge bang as it hit the side of the bin. We then made a game of it, and started throwing stuff at the bin. Then something else happened, and my shoe ended up in the bin. Bob the magic hobo
Throwing Toast One day we were throwing toast in the back yard and it just simply stuck. Chopper
Thuggus Rugg's All Star Joint While listening a swing band in a club one night, I thought this was a lyric from a song they were doing. So I started singing along. It turns out this was nowhere near what the real words were. But it stuck with me so. For your edification, here it t'is...One Mo'Time!  Chester O'Reily
Thumbless Hitchhikers Nice oxymoron. Greg Rimko
The Thumbsuckers From the movie with the same name, I think it sounds cool for a band.. They could suck their thumbs too while on show and wear diapers. Slimer
THX It's the sound system used on "Star Wars" (and other sci-fi movies). It could stand for "Take Home X-Tra". Jonathan Jarocki
Tia Maria And The Footy Franks I love the Australian telivision series "Kath And Kim" and the most common food these 2 eat on the show is Tia Maria (a liquer likie Baileys) and Footy Franks (frankfurters or wieners) and yeah. Tayla
Tiajuana Speed Racers Tiajuana is a pimp tight place. Place sounds like race. And speed is just awesome. Quickness not the drug. Speed racer is a cool fun show too! Pigertaws@hotmail.com
Tickle Tickle I was just sitting in my friend's basement. And then I thought, you know, what a funny word is?. Tickle. And everyone was like "Let's use that as our band name. It probably won't last but it sounds so cool. Logan

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