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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

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Entries Beginning with T, Page 2

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Ten Thousand Aces It's an old dice game-and it's fun to play. I.M.Ded
Ten Thousand Minds On Fire It came up in a response to one of my internet searches. Thought it sounded cool. G
Ten-Four and the Good Buddies The origin is 1970's CB Jargon. I heard that CB radios were now popular amongs cruising gay guys, so there's kind of a double entendre there as well. Figured this would be a good name for a Redneck/New Country version of the Village People that would have a truck driver, a farmer, a NASCAR driver, a car mechanic and a cowboy.  Jonny Quest
Ten-O-Six It's the name of this deep pore cleanser I use. I thought it might be kinda cool to name a band. .*.*.Krista.*.*.
Tender Bellyflesh After tackling my husband and engaging in a knock-down, drag-out roughhousing match (and yeah, I know I am supposed to be too old to do that) I emerged triumphant. As I was bouncing around the house whooping because I won, he yelled, "You didn't win, you cheat! You stuck your claws in my tender belly flesh!" Struck me as the perfect name for an Emo-Punk band. P.S. I did TOO win. Jen
Tendon and Schlong On Bizarre Foods America, Andrew Zimmern said that an ox penis soup had tasted "meaty and waxy" which, according to Zimmern, is what to expect with "tendon and schlong" JeReMy
The Tenth Project I just thought this was a pretty sweet name Ben Jammin
Tephra "Tephra" is falling rock and lava from volcanos, and it just sounds cool, kind of like "Tesla". Awood
Tequila Mockingbird It's another tequila sunrise. Could be a name for a (melancholy) rock or country-western group.  Casper
Tequila Mockingbirds Sort of a play on the movie "To Kill A Mockingbird". hard69rock
Tequila Worm Saints Named in honor of all those college students who spring break south of the border, and especially those who eat the worm in the tequila and experience a transcendental enlightenment then pass out and forget where they have been, or done the past 4 days and have to be treated for a case of the "crabs"! badboybear
Terd The name sounds like Korn or Creed but more punk. It would be really punk if the "e" was backwards. CED
Teriyaki Donut The name of a restaurant at the Del Amo Mall in Torrence, CA. glitterglue
Terminal Velocity its what happens when your reaching the fastest speed possible on a decent.....surely you'd like to be listening to some music before you hit the bottom.............. Dhiv
Terminal Vertigo its a cool band name in my opinion. Well for my old band that lasted about a week, our name was Terminal Conflict, then i was like Vertigo sounds cool so *BAM* Terminal Vertigo :) JouteiMike
Terminally Lewd My friend thought this name up; imagine a band so decadent that they are bound to die from sheer debauchery. Think Guns-n-Roses muliplied by G.G. Allin and you're in the right neighborhood. Jason Reeher
Termination of Existence Definiton for demise Hope P.
Terminator Jesus I theorize that if SkyNet really wanted to screw with humanity, what better way than to fake the second coming of Christ with a hopped up Terminator unit. Equipped with Stigmata blasters, flaming tongue sword, hands on defibrillator units and walk on water anti gravity feet it would convince most people. Hell, John Conner would walk right in to the embrace of the SaviorÂ…Target terminated. Heavy Metal, or Punk. Xerxes
TerpsiCorey Well in case u haven't guessed my name is Corey...i play keyboards and do vocals Terpsichore was the greek muse of song maybe this is also a way to say the MUSE ROCK Corey in sussex
Terra Incognita This was actually thought up by my friend, (the drummer) for our soon-to-be band. It sounds cool, its also got good significance, cause we are travelling through "unknown territory" leadguitarist
Terrible Music If your band suck - this is an example how to sound cool tonio
Terrified Amateurs I was listening to a song from the Mikado and heard this.  Fred Heimann
Terror Dactylos 'cause it's a pun on Pterodactylos, the flying dinosaur (the best known, anyway) - and it has "terror" in it, which makes it sound like an 80's heavy metal band. Haverholm
Terror Firma Instead of "terra firma" which is Latin for "solid ground" JeReMy
Test of nerve I have a big poster in my room, containing names for different names for roadsigns, and my and my m8s were trying to think of a good name for our band, so i looked at the poster and i said 'test of nerve'!!!! Tom Harding
Test-tickle WE DON'T KNOW HOW WE CAME UP WITH THAT ONE! DON'T ASK!If you don't get it, read it real slowly! Josh
Testament Of Darkness Always sounded like a cool band name to me and my buds.  rickydcheese
The Testicools Aggressive....but cool. Mike Lydic
Testicular Fortitude My buddies and I were wondering how strong our (testicles) were, so we hit them with hammers...softly. But it did the trick. [Ed.'s note: Kids, please don't try this at home.] Michael Cozywolfe
Testicular Homicide For some reason I used to say "testicular torsion" and "vehicular homicide" a lot in 9th grade (how or why the world may never know) and once i mixed the two and just kept saying it. i thought it could be a cool band name, microgal
Testicular Homicide Nothing like getting kicked in the b***s and not know who did it. jantastic
Testicular Sound Express It was one of Peter's ideas for a band name on Family Guy!!!!! CrAzY JaMeS!!!!!
Testtube Tomato It's an awesome name. I was reading a magazine and saw two articles next to each other. The last word in one was Testtube, and the first word in the next was Tomato. Chris K
TEW Acronym for That's Even Worse. A couple kids in my class and I were talking about random stuff and the subject of Chicken Little came up. One guy said, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" The other guy said, "No it isn't, it's just aliens attacking." I finished it off with, "THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!" Douglas Bucksworth aka D.B.
Texan Lemonade ??? GlamRockNinjaLord
Texan Violence Similar to "sex and violence" but with the sex replaced by cowboy hats. Is "thrash-country" a genre? RevengeFromMars YouTube
The Texas Alien Secret It is so funny sounding that I had to put it on here! G
The Texas Chainsaw Musical Come on, just imagine it! Chainsaws, blood, music, Texas! Leatherface doing a solo mid way through the film! Or a rendition of Cannibal Corpse's "Meat Hook Sodomy". nik
Texas Death Row I saw a documentary on the subject. It could be either a political statement or the name of a metal band or both. Rich
Texas Shock gud name 4 band from texas all bout da execution and stuff Keir
Textbook Death School seems to kill everyones indivisuality. so in essence its killing that person so i came up with textbook death MOB
TG4L Taken girls four life. We were thinking of band names and then all of us thought well we are taken and we will be for life. Yay!!! Felicity
TH@T Well, me and my friend are just fiddling around, and we've been talking about a band, and we just came up with TH@T. If you spell it, it's THATT. We are using it. Paul
Thanatopsis The name of my band. It is also the name of a poetry piece. It is Greek to mean "A Reflection Of Death" Good for a hard core band. Atiyana
That 70's Band Like 'that 70's show' only it's a band that plays music from the 70's Optimus Lime
that odd feeling  mag
That One Band This would be funny, i mean people would be like "Who's that amazing band?" and then you could say "It's that one band." and you would confuse everyone.  SL
That One Band Kid one: "Have you heard that one band? They're really good." Kid two: "How can I answer that when I have no idea what band you are talking about?" Kid one: "I'm talking about that one band. They're awesome!" Kid two: "Yeah, but what's the NAME of the band???" Kid one: "That One Band!!!!!" Kid two: "What, you can't remember the name?" Kid one: "OH MY GOD! THE NAME OF THE BAND I'M TALKING ABOUT IS "THAT ONE BAND"!" Kid two: Oh, I see.....so their actual name is....ah, got it....to answer your question, no I haven't heard of "That One Band" Kid one: *throbbing temple*. The kid with the board
That One Band Everyone always says "hey, you know that song from that one band?", well, here they are! Cotton Candy
that one band hey my band name is that one band i think it's cool that there's a bunch of people who think that name is cool:] lara
That One Band It's awsome because someone would be like, "Hey, I'm going to a concert tonight!" "Really? Who's?" "That One Band's!!" "That One Band?" "Yeah! That One Band!!" "What 'one band'?" "THAT ONE BAND!!!" I came up with it because I was bored and thinking too deeply about the meanings of words. Pankeyke
That Ranger With the Minature Giant Space Hamster Thought it would make a cool band name after I was talking about a character in Baldur's gate and I referd to him as that ranger with the minature giant space hamster karnov
That Sullen Abstraction Yeah, It's pretty long. But many of my other musician friends liked it a bit. But I ended up deciding not to use it. I used an online band name generator to come up with a few of the words. Nevertheless, it's still original. Don't ask me what it means. dumb
That's A Keeper I don't know where I heard it. Me
Thatbandishot It could be that/band/is/hot OR that/band/i/shot Optimus Lime
thatonestrangegirl It just sounds cool and odd, you know you love it! G
Thats What She Said I think this saying is awesome and it would be awesome if a bad had this name! shelby
Thayomina -- say it like this---> "Thay-O-Me-Na"  Come from an old ancient name concerning Wizardry! Very Cool  Ms.G
THE It would be awesome when someone on the radio says," and that song was by the... "and that would be it. Everyone at school thinks its awesome! Dustin
Theezees Spectacular My teacher was talking in class and she was saying something about "These E's". I though it sounded cool and I put it together to make Theezees. Then I tried adding something onto it which would make it cooler, and I thought of spectacular. Power Elf
Them haha going to see tonight?: them, what band are listening to? them...hehe stefani
Them Note to Stefani: Them was the name of Van Morrison's (ask a grownup) first band back in the mid-sixties. Their popular songs were "Gloria" and "Here Comes The Night". Find Them, listen. You will enjoy Them. haha  Misguided Murdock
The Them Well, same goes with this as with "The They". But it's also taken from Good Omens (a book by Gneil and Pterry), there's a group of kids there that call themselves Them. Kaniini
Theorem 74 There is this really gay nerd in my math class, and whenever my teacher says a geometry rule like... "a triangle will always have exactly 180 degrees" he goes like -- " Ms. White thats geometry theorem number 3.21, I learned it in my afterschool math program for gifted nerds!!!  Yoshiko
Theoretical Nonsense it's cool because in a way it's self contradicting..think about it..theories are supposed to make sense while nonsense is just silly.. Jill
Theory I came up with it from life because everybody seems to have a theory about something. My band is going into the studio and we thought it sounded cool. Alana
There are 2 Pi's My friend thought of it in math class cuz the teacher was talking about Pi (u know 3.14 whatever) and he said some thing like 2n X 2Pi. ya it was funny there. Phat Phil
There Goes The Neighborhood Think about it- playful but a little sad at the same time. Perfect for a screamo band, or maybe a band that sounds a bit like panic at the disco. Elena
Thermal Fusion I was watching TV, and this guy was taking about melting. He said thermal fusion is another names for melting. I liked it for my band, but I thought Kiss sounded cooler! I hope someone takes it, it is a cool name. Gene
These Vicious Hornets Me and my friends were trying to think of a cool name for our band while sitting on a couch flicking around channels, and we found this channel about hornets, and the first thing we heard were "These Vicious Hornets...(something something something)" and we thought it sounded cool.  Deryk
The They You know how people always say "That's what they say" or "That's what they said"? Well this is The They. Knumb Prodigy
They Call Me Bob My sixteen year old brother has an imaginary friend named Bob, who got left in Las Vegas and we haven't seen him since. Too bad, he was pretty cool for an invisible man!! That's how we came up with the name. Black
Thibaulting It's a pun on "Tebowing". "Thibault" is a name said as "Tebow" JeReMy
Thin Ice One day my dad was talkin about this time he went to washington and their friend fell throught thin ice. And i thought...wouldn't that be a cool band name? A girl
Thin Veil Of Talent I'm trying to come up with a band name right now, and this came to mind. For a band that likes to mock itself. Shido
Thine ****sters A religious version of the BSB Tribute band Bobo
Think Pink it is cool jazex
Third Act I came up with this name when I was playing on my First Act guitar. I just started replacing "First" with other words, and "Third" just had a nice ring to it. Alex Dixon
Third Digit (3rd-Digit) Count your fingers, if the crowd doesn't like you or you don't like someone in the crowd, show them your "3rd-Digit" JOE
Third Estate I was studying the French Revoultion in school and I came by a political group called the Estates General. They had three groups, the clergy, the royalists, and the professionals. Each group would vote on changes but the professionals or the "third estate" were the ones who didn't have anything to lose so they wanted change in goverment. I thought it would be a cool name for a punk band since they always want change in goverment and society as well.  mr.sparkles
Third Eye Prying open my third eye Kassem
Third Finger Up One of my friends started a nameless band a few years ago, i told them they wouldnt ever really do anything so he fliped me off, third finger up, middle finger, i just thought it worked and so thats what they used Gary
Third Love well, there are 3 of us in our band. (we have no name) and i suggested 3rd love. thy said no Ashli
The Third Nipples The outcasts of society united......people with three nipples now have a home with this band. BadKarma Chameleon
Third Party Well i was browsing on the internet, and an error came up mentioning something about third party restrictions. This name is cool for a emo/ punk rock band and a band I support uses this name. ThE GuRu
Third Reflection I was feeling depressed one day. So I went on a walk in the woods. I was walking past a river and I looked in the water. I saw my reflection. Then I looked again and again. It was strange, because my reflection seemed to change every time. I looked in the water, but my third reflection looked awesome. Then I thought, 'Hey, that's a awesome band name, Third Reflection', and stuck it on here. I hope you like it, people. It's now my band's name.  Dan
Third World This so cool because its a real term. A Third World is a poor country with little money. Plus it sounds so tight!! Major B
Thirsty Friday A great party band. TGITF! RevengeFromMars YouTube
This So the next time when you turn your stereo full blast and your dad asks, "This what you're listening to?!!", just show him the CD cover. Phillip "Screw" Driver
This Is A Cool Band Name Well I think it is! Optimus Lime
This is All a Trap Me and Tirza came up with it. Chazm
This Is It I got it from a song by The Strokes called "Is this it"? I thought I would end it, and say: yes, "This is it" Elmo McNugget
This Is Sparta watchin 300......now my new bands name....haha its copyrighted too now. awesome Danners
This Scarlet Prison From a poem by Emily Dickinson. Speaks about how we are trapped by the confines of our physical being and how temporal it is. Flesh and blood aint gonna last. There's gotta be more. Deep innit? Tangerine Innuendo
This Side Up I love this beaause it's so cool and random. I was tryin 2 think of a new band name and I randomly looked at my new amp's box and saw the words "THIS SIDE UP".  Ms Dude
This Time Next Year it's a song by the Movielife :D great one at that Kim Waterson
This Year's Apology It's a line from on song of Fall Out Boy's. I don't remember which one, but I thought it'd make a good name. Maximum Chaos
This Zero Submarine Sky I came up with this while very, very bored. I really like the sound of it. jonessoda
Thongs and Bongs It rhymes, and it's just plain old catchy. You can write it T&B, which is cool.  Rick
Thope I saw a sign advertising some event that conained the word "Hope", but it had one of those cross thingys in front of it, so it looked like it said "Thope". Hawk

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