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1960s
Cream's, "White Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my wife's room
Original Lyrics:
In the white room
The Beach Boys', "Surfin' Safari"
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't a little dune buggy for Sarah sue.
Original Lyrics:
They're anglin in Laguna in Cerro Azul
The Monkees', "Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, and our good times start and end
With a dollar-one to spend
Original Lyrics:
Oh, and our good times start and end
Without dollar one to spend
 
1970s
Al Green's, "Take Me to the River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the railroad
Original Lyrics:
Take me to the river
Brewer & Shipley's, "One Toke Over the Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
That my llama said
Original Lyrics:
That my mama said
Chicago's, "No Tell Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my part-time lover
Original Lyrics:
You're my no tell lover
Elaine Paige's, "Don't Cry for Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
My many sisters
Original Lyrics:
My mad existence
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Ted Danson
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Ocean's, "Put Your Hand in the Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm feeling kinda dizzy
Original Lyrics:
But I'm feeling kinda guilty
Steve Harley And Cockney Rebel's, "Make Me Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come up and see me, make me smile
I'll do what you want, running wild
There's nothing left
I'm gone and run away
Maybe you'll carry for a while
Original Lyrics:
Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, running wild
There's nothing left
All gone and run away
Maybe you'll tarry for a while
The Jacksons', "Shake Your Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's dance, let's shop
Original Lyrics:
Let's dance, let's shout
Village People's, "Macho Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a special Buzzsaw
Original Lyrics:
He's a special Person
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "The Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're the faces of a strangler
Original Lyrics:
They're the faces of a stranger
Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
From my head to my feet chair
Original Lyrics:
From my head to my feet, yeah
Eddie Money's, "Take Me Home Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like Mother's Day
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang
Helen Reddy's, "Angie Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
AC/DC
Original Lyrics:
Angie Baby
Malcolm McLaren's, "Double Dutch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Ethel, Ethel, ever next
or
Eh, epaul, epaul, epaulettes
You can do the double dutch, instead of dancing
Original Lyrics:
Hey, ebo, ebo, ebonettes
Skip they do's the double dutch, that's them dancing
New Order's, "Shellshock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gasoline
or
Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
That’s the way
Paul Carrack's, "Don't Shed a Tear"
Misheard Lyrics:
The south will rise.
Original Lyrics:
The sun will rise.
Rick Astley's, "Hold Me in Your Arms"
Misheard Lyrics:
But we all have villains
Original Lyrics:
But we all have feelings
Rick Astley's, "Take Me to Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are we mothers
Original Lyrics:
Are we lovers
Rick Astley's, "When I Fall in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a reckless world like this is
Original Lyrics:
In a restless world like this is
The Cars', "You Might Think"
Misheard Lyrics:
You might think it’s spiritual
Original Lyrics:
You might think it’s hysterical
Thomas Dolby's, "She Blinded Me with Science"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cyber!
Original Lyrics:
Science
Van Halen's, "When It’s Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one’s listening now
Original Lyrics:
Nothing’s missing, yeah
Wang Chung's, "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move it down, you're a clown
Original Lyrics:
Move it down to the ground
 
1990s
AC/DC's, "Thunderstruck"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was shakin' at the knees
Could I cover you in bees?
Original Lyrics:
I was shakin' at the knees
Could I come again, please?
Arrested Development's, "Mr. Wendal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Whipple
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Wendal
Beastie Boys', "Intergalactic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your fingers pot
Original Lyrics:
Your fingers pop
Billy Joel's, "The River of Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle of July
Original Lyrics:
In the middle of the night
Brandy's, "I Wanna Be Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I won't be surreal
Original Lyrics:
Then I won't be for real
Disney's The Lion King's, "Be Prepared"
Misheard Lyrics:
The caves of the Nile, is simply why I'll...
Original Lyrics:
decades of denial is simply why I'll...
Elton John's, "Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
If Tupac's living...
Original Lyrics:
It's two hearts living...
Hanson's, "Where's the Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't mind the pink girl
Original Lyrics:
You don't mind the taking girl
Michael Jackson's, "Black or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
It don't matter if you're wrong or right
Original Lyrics:
It don't matter if you're black or white
Nine Inch Nails', "Terrible Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Telluride
or
Satellite
or
Tell a lie
or
Tell me why
Original Lyrics:
Terrible Lie
Spice Girls', "Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Monday
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye my friends
Spice Girls', "Say You'll Be There"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will be dead
Original Lyrics:
You will be there
Spice Girls', "Wannabe"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're gonna be a mother
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna be my lover
 
2000s
Alicia Keys', "Fallin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I'm a lawyer
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I love you
Ashanti's, "Foolish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep my money back to you
Original Lyrics:
I keep on running back to you
BBMak's, "Back Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am, so long
or
Here I am, so wrong
Original Lyrics:
Here I am, so alone
Hilary Duff and Haylie Duff's, "Our Lips are Sealed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like a seagull
Original Lyrics:
Our lips are sealed
Hilary Duff's, "Come Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
O call me queen
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming clean
Hilary Duff's, "What Dreams Are Made Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is fried green tomatoes
Original Lyrics:
This is what dreams are made of
Ladytron's, "Destroy Everything You Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your hand
Shake your palm
Original Lyrics:
Shakes your hand
Takes your gun
Petey Pablo's, "Raise Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disney and Maryland
Original Lyrics:
D.C. to Maryland
Weezer's, "Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and pick me
Original Lyrics:
Come on and kick me
 
2010s
Ava Max's, "Sweet But Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh she’s hit for the cycle
Original Lyrics:
Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
Palette-Swap Ninja 's, "Leia Organa (Star Wars/Beatles parody)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cute guys rescue you aboard the Death Star
Original Lyrics:
Two guys rescue you aboard the Death Star

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