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1960s
Dionne Warwick's, "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. is a great big freeway.
Get all hunkered down and buy a car.
Original Lyrics:
L.A. is a great big freeway.
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
Ohio Express', "Chewy Chewy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie
Original Lyrics:
Oh, chewy chewy chewy chewy
The Doors', "Break On Through"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it high
Original Lyrics:
She get high
 
1970s
Barry White's, "It's Ecstasy When You Lay Down Next to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living on NBC
Original Lyrics:
Living in ecstasy
Barry White's, "Let the Music Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the squishy Play-Doh
Original Lyrics:
Let the music play on
Bill Conti's, "Gonna Fly Now (Theme from Rocky)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Homicide now
Original Lyrics:
Gonna fly now
Bread's, "Make It with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You taught me how to learn.
What a turn....What a turn.
Original Lyrics:
You taught me how to love.
What it's of....What it's of.
Dr. Hook's, "Sharing the Night Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy and I together
Original Lyrics:
Sharing the Night Together
Eagles', "Desperado"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inferno
Original Lyrics:
Desperado
Eagles', "Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I’m farting tonight
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be a heartache tonight
Jackson Browne's, "Doctor My Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buckle my eyes
Original Lyrics:
Doctor my eyes
Parliament's, "Flashlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crash diet
Original Lyrics:
Flashlight
Rod Stewart's, "You're in My Heart (the Final Acclaim)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in my soda
Original Lyrics:
You're in my soul
Steely Dan's, "Rikki Don't Lose That Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't lose that number
Original Lyrics:
Rikki don't lose that number
Stevie Wonder's, "If You Really Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I won't have to be fooling around
Original Lyrics:
Then I won't have to be playin' around
The Brothers Johnson's, "Strawberry Letter 23"
Misheard Lyrics:
A mission for you
Original Lyrics:
A message from you
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "Tell Her About It"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl don't want to be too wrong
Original Lyrics:
The girl don't want to wait too long
Bryan Adams', "Run to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm watching Romper Room
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna run to you
Crowded House's, "Don't Dream It's Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to catch the value of a paper cup
Original Lyrics:
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
Cutting Crew's, "(I Just) Died in Your Arms"
Misheard Lyrics:
I must have been some kind of kid
Original Lyrics:
It must have been some kind of kiss
Dan Hartman's, "I Can Dream About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can read about you
Original Lyrics:
I can dream about you
James Brown's, "Living in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
I live for a marathon
Original Lyrics:
I live in America
James Brown's, "Living in Americ"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa Barbara, eat your heart out
Original Lyrics:
Eddie Murphy, eat your heart out
Kenny Loggins', "This Is It"
Misheard Lyrics:
This craving is over
Original Lyrics:
The waiting is over
Madonna's, "Vogue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in Wildwood
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love
Motley Crue's, "Girls, Girls, Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockin' in Atlanta and in Titletown
Original Lyrics:
Rockin' in Atlanta at Tattletales
Motorhead's, "Ace of Spades"
Misheard Lyrics:
Double up or quit, the Devil takes a spliff
Original Lyrics:
Double up or quit, double stake or split
Roxette's, "The Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tasty like a rainbow
Original Lyrics:
Tasty like a raindrop
Steve Perry's, "Oh Sherrie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're shaving your cock!
Original Lyrics:
You should have been gone!
Survivor's, "Eye of the Tiger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rising up to the challenge of our Bible
Original Lyrics:
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
The Moody Blues', "I Know You're Out There Somewhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the day ahead
Original Lyrics:
I can see the way ahead
Wang Chung's, "Dance Hall Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance all day, love
Original Lyrics:
Dance hall days, love
 
1990s
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, you’re a predator
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Duncan Sheik's, "Barely Breathing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You really get on CBS
Original Lyrics:
You really can’t be serious
Misheard Lyrics:
I do not matter, I'm only one there's something
Destroy me completely and throw me away.
Original Lyrics:
I do not matter, I'm only one person
Destroy me completely then throw me away.
Madonna's, "Vogue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go, go, go, go...
Original Lyrics:
Vogue, Vogue, Vogue, Vogue...
TLC's, "Waterfalls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go Disney waterfalls
Original Lyrics:
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Wilson Phillips', "Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you go on for one more day?
Original Lyrics:
Can you hold on for one more day?
 
2000s
Commercial's, "RoomStore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Putting it all in heaven
Original Lyrics:
Putting it all together
Destiny's Child's, "Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I know how you use Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
'cause I know how you usually do
Destiny's Child's, "Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm better in bed
Original Lyrics:
I'm better than that
Modjo's, "Lady (Hear Me Tonight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause my baby is just so right
Original Lyrics:
'cause my feeling is just so right
Robbie Williams', "Rock DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna rock beer keg
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna rock DJ
iDOLM@STER's, "9:02PM (Ami/Mami Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
tea
Original Lyrics:
tears
 
2010s
Hailey Taylor's, "Slow Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to live my life in some ocean
Original Lyrics:
I want to live my life in slow motion
Hot Dad's, "I Am The Chowder Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am vagina man
Original Lyrics:
I am The Chowder Man
Idina Menzel's, "Let It Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
The snow glows wide on the mountain tonight
Original Lyrics:
The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Wye Oak's, "Civilian"
Misheard Lyrics:
You still sleep in the bed with me
My Julian, my baby teeth
Original Lyrics:
You still sleep in the bed with me
My jewelry and my baby teeth
iDOLM@STER's, "M@STERPIECE"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does she know mustard bees?
Original Lyrics:
Watashi no M@STERPIECE
iDOLM@STER's, "Mitsuboshi☆☆★"
Misheard Lyrics:
future fashion
Original Lyrics:
yuujou passion

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