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Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for September 28, 2021

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1960s
The Cyrkle's, "Turn-Down Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s a turbo day
Original Lyrics:
It’s a turn-down day
The Four Seasons', "Rag Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vagabond
Original Lyrics:
Rag Doll
The Four Tops', "Bernadette"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bergen County
Original Lyrics:
Bernadette
 
1970s
Chicago's, "If You Leave Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll take away the biggest car from me
Original Lyrics:
You'll take away the biggest part of me
Diana Ross', "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing can beat me
Original Lyrics:
Nothing can keep me
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you’re Popeye
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don’t mind
Gary Wright's, "Dream Weaver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me to forget today’s pay
Original Lyrics:
Help me to forget today’s pain
Honey Cone's, "Want Ads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna put ‘em in the Romans
Original Lyrics:
Gonna put ‘em in the want ads
KC And The Sunshine Band's, "Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake Your Booty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love that's in the world, I can tell
Original Lyrics:
You're the best in the world, I can tell
Led Zeppelin's, "Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hammer up the car
Original Lyrics:
Hammer of the Gods
Led Zeppelin's, "In the Evening"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, it's Disney at the top
Original Lyrics:
Man, it's dizzy at the top
Led Zeppelin's, "Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
And stars fill my green
Original Lyrics:
And stars fill my dream
Ohio Players', "Who’d She Coo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poochy-pooch
Original Lyrics:
Who’d she coo?
Peaches & Herb's, "Shake Your Groove Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a cool kid, she's a cool kid, yeah, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
For guys, she couldn't care less
Original Lyrics:
For cars, she couldn't care less
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and, me and Martin
Original Lyrics:
We will, we will rock you
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the place we go to pardon this
Original Lyrics:
To the place we call the Ballroom Blitz
Sweet's, "Little Willy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy won't grow
Original Lyrics:
Willy won't go
T-Rex's, "20th Century Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look like a cat, talk like a ram, sting like a bee
Original Lyrics:
I move like a cat, talk like a rat, sting like a bee
The Charlie Daniels Band's, "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piggyback go
Original Lyrics:
Pickin' out dough
The Edgar Winter Group's, "Free Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and take a denial
Original Lyrics:
Come on and take a free ride
The Who's, "Won't Get Fooled Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the beers of thought gone under a woman night
Original Lyrics:
And the beards have all grown longer overnight
 
1980s
Beastie Boys', "The New Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a girl at a party and she started to flirt I told her “Sunrise,” and she pulled up her skirt.
Original Lyrics:
I met a girl at a party and she started to flirt
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt.
Billy Joel's, "This Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
This night we are forever
Original Lyrics:
This night we are together
Commercial's, "In-N-Out Burger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating out, eating out
That's when a hamburger's all in doubt
Original Lyrics:
In-N-Out, In-N-Out
That's what a hamburger's all about
Fleetwood Mac's, "Seven Wonders"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if our past never cross
Original Lyrics:
But if our paths never cross
George Benson's, "Lady Love Me (One More Time)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you really want to know
Original Lyrics:
If you really want to love
Mr. Mister's, "Kyrie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Julio Iglesias down the road that I must travel
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel
The Clash's, "Should I Stay or Should I Go?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I stay or should I go out?
Original Lyrics:
Should I stay or should I go now?
The Kinks', "Don’t Forget to Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rudolph and friends
Original Lyrics:
With all of your friends
The Moody Blues', "Sitting at the Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m sipping at the grill
Original Lyrics:
I’m sitting at the wheel
 
1990s
Dimmu Borgir's, "Relinquishment of Spirit and Flesh"
Misheard Lyrics:
An unholy awakening inside of which I break my shin
Original Lyrics:
An unholy awakening inside of which I intend to bear
Jennifer Lopez's, "If You Had My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
First of all I won't think you're cheating on me
Original Lyrics:
First of all I won't take your cheating on me
Jocelyn Enriquez's, "A Little Bit of Ecstasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Human League
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of you and me
Jocelyn Enriquez's, "Do You Miss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get BJ to play our favorite song
Original Lyrics:
Get the DJ to play our favorite song
Nirvana's, "Aneurysm"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gives a proper sway to my heart
Original Lyrics:
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a butter mint.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Sarah McLachlan's, "Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the arms of the angel
Far away from here
Original Lyrics:
In the arms of the angel
Fly away from here
Steps', "5678"
Misheard Lyrics:
My boobs getting bigger
Original Lyrics:
My boot scootin' baby
 
2000s
Arcade Fire's, "Neighborhood #3 (Power Out)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went out into the night
I went out to pick a fight, and then won
Original Lyrics:
I went out into the night
I went out to pick a fight with anyone
Christina Aguilera's, "Fighter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thanks for making me a buyer
Original Lyrics:
Thanks for making me a fighter
Cold's, "Stupid Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stu Pickles
Original Lyrics:
Stupid girl
Commercial's, "Pepto Bismol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, busted stomach, diarrhea
Original Lyrics:
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea
Jennifer Lopez featuring Ja Rule's, "Ain't It Funny (Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is crazy
Original Lyrics:
Love is crazy
Nelly Furtado's, "Turn Off the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gobbling, gobbling, gobbling down, down, down, down
Original Lyrics:
Follow me, follow me, follow me down, down, down, down
Tay Zonday's, "Chocolate Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chuck E. Cheese
Original Lyrics:
Chocolate Rain
 
2010s
Capital Cities', "Safe and Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're sick and tired
Original Lyrics:
We're safe and sound
Miley Cyrus', "Wrecking Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
I came in like a Rambo
Original Lyrics:
I came in like a wrecking ball
 
country
Commercial's, "Skyrizi"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see nothin' in a different way
It's my moment so I just gotta stay
Nothin' is everything
Original Lyrics:
I see nothin' in a different way
It's my moment so I just gotta say
Nothin' is everything
 
misc
Commercial's, "Budweiser (When You Say Bud)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you say, bud?
Original Lyrics:
When you say Bud

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