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1950s
Gene Autry's, "Peter Cottontail"
Misheard Lyrics:
And an Easter basket too
Original Lyrics:
And an Easter bonnet too
The Tokens', "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
a-wimbowe, a-wimbowe
Original Lyrics:
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
 
1960s
Diana Ross and the Supremes', "Stop! In the Name of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make you go
Original Lyrics:
Think it over
Frank Sinatra's, "Luck Be a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so the best I can do is play
Original Lyrics:
And so the best I can do is pray
Peter, Paul, and Mary's, "If I Had a Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I had soul
Original Lyrics:
And if I had a song
Peter, Paul, and Mary's, "Puff the Magic Dragon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And frolicked in the autumn winds
Original Lyrics:
And frolicked in the autumn mist
The Capitols', "Cool Jerk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Budapest
Original Lyrics:
Cool Jerk
 
1970s
America's, "Sister Golden Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sister golden hair delight
Original Lyrics:
Sister golden hair surprise
Barbra Streisand's, "My Heart Belongs to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't I touch you
Original Lyrics:
Didn't I love you
Chairmen of the Board's, "Give Me Just a Little More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice too short
Original Lyrics:
Life's too short
Jimmy Osmond's, "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your long haired druggie from Liverpool,
You'll be my sunshine dealer from L.A.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool,
You'll be my sunshine daisy from L.A.
Seals & Crofts', "Summer Breeze"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the locks away from the keychain
Original Lyrics:
See the smile awaitin' in the kitchen
Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel's, "Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Dalek, it's been a long cold lonely winter
Original Lyrics:
Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter
Suzi Quatro's, "Devilgate Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in Dimblebey Drive
Original Lyrics:
Down in Devilgate Drive
 
1980s
Dire Straits', "Walk of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mekong John is singin' all these stories "Be-bop-a-lula baby, what'd I say?"
Mekong John is singin' 'I got a woman - down in the tunnel, trying to make it pay'
Original Lyrics:
Here come Johnny singing oldies, goldies "Be-Bop-A-Lula", "Baby What'd I Say"
Here come Johnny singing, "I Gotta Woman"
Down in the tunnel, trying to make it pay
Hue and Cry's, "Labour Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loved you for putting me down in a totally new way
Down with the bad old Saturdays
Original Lyrics:
Loved you for putting me down in a totally new way
Down with the bad old sad old days
Jerry Bilik's, "Bless the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bless us so
Original Lyrics:
Bless us all
Kidsongs', "The Bus Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bagel in the bus
Original Lyrics:
The baby in the bus
Santana's, "Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me be the one to sing
Original Lyrics:
Let me be the one to say
Steve Perry's, "Oh Sherrie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Sherrie, I love Bozo, Bozo
Original Lyrics:
Oh Sherrie, our love holds on, holds on.
Sting's, "We'll Be Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll be the end of July
Original Lyrics:
We'll be together tonight
Yes', "It Can Happen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Camera boy
Original Lyrics:
Come, old boy
 
1990s
Blur's, "Stereotypes"
Misheard Lyrics:
The neighbors may be scaring
Original Lyrics:
The neighbors may be staring
Case's, "Happily Ever After"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was last day
Original Lyrics:
It was last May
Chante Moore's, "Chante's Got a Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not the true girl
Original Lyrics:
It's not the truth, girl
Dannii Minogue's, "This Is It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a daze, stoned and amazed by your urban ways
Original Lyrics:
I'm in a daze, stunned and amazed by your open ways
Faith No More's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smiling, we threw out all the ashes
Original Lyrics:
Smiling with the mouth of the ocean
Foo Fighters', "Monkey Wrench"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want her dead
Original Lyrics:
One in ten
Ideal's, "Get Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems like I was always on the shelf
Original Lyrics:
Seems like I was always by myself
Kidsongs', "Down By the Bay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you ever see a whale with a Coca-Cola pail?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever see a whale with a polka-dotted tail?
Kidsongs', "Fast Food"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mustard on my taste
Original Lyrics:
Mustard on my face
Kidsongs', "Five Little Ducks"
Misheard Lyrics:
That one, skinny one, bare one too
Original Lyrics:
Fat ones, skinny ones, fair ones too
Oleander's, "Why I'm Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
They need fresh taste
Original Lyrics:
They need their space
S Club 7's, "S Club Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
Futurama
Original Lyrics:
Hoochie Mama
Seven Mary Three's, "Cumbersome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want even more
Original Lyrics:
I'm wanting her more
Snow's, "Informer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Informer, you know that in my survey I go bam
I'll lick your bum-bum now
Protect the man that said that he saw me stop someone down the lane
I'll lick your bum-bum down
Original Lyrics:
Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame
A licky boom boom down
'Tective man a say, say daddy me
Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom boom down
TLC's, "Dear Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Afraid the truth would hurt me when it's a shoe that hurts me more
Get outta my mouth, get outta my head, get outta my mind
Stop putting words in my head
Get outta my mouth, you're nothing but trouble
Get outta my life, get out, I don't need, I don't need, I don't need a lie
Original Lyrics:
Afraid the truth would hurt me when it's you that hurts me more
Get outta my mouth, get outta my head, get outta my mind
Stop putting words in my head
Get outta my mouth, you're nothing but trouble
Get outta my life, get out of me, out of me, out of me, lie
Tevin Campbell's, "Can We Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't be tall
Original Lyrics:
Can we talk?
 
2000s
Alter Bridge's, "Metalingus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honest Abe
Original Lyrics:
On this day
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
The company lost the war and did
Original Lyrics:
The company lost the war today
Ja Rule featuring Case's, "Livin' it Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, we get it right
Original Lyrics:
Come on, we gotta ride
Misheard Lyrics:
We whackin' fellas
Original Lyrics:
We Roc-a-Fella .
Sonic Adventure 2's, "Chao Lobby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up, get your bookbag
Original Lyrics:
With the biggest request
Train's, "If It's Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And just be glad that we made it here allowed
Original Lyrics:
And just be glad that we made it here alive
Wheatus', "Teenage Dirtbag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got gym class in half an hour
Original Lyrics:
Got gym class in hell but I will
 
2010s
Bon Jovi's, "Do What You Can "
Misheard Lyrics:
Night before, 500 more had succumbed to this disease
Original Lyrics:
Not before, 500 more had succumbed to this disease
Justin Bieber's, "I Can't Be Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swedish dreams turn into nightmares
Original Lyrics:
Sweetest dreams turn into nightmares
 
christian
Jaci Velasquez's, "On My Knees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Almost standing where
Original Lyrics:
Almost anywhere
Point of Grace's, "The Great Divide"
Misheard Lyrics:
His love is right
Original Lyrics:
His love is wide
 
misc
Bing Crosby's, "Easter Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my Easter bonnet with all the thrills upon it
Original Lyrics:
In my Easter bonnet with all the frills upon it

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