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1960s
Dean Martin's, "Ain't That a Kick in the Head?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Joanna once said
Original Lyrics:
Like the fella once said
Johnny Rivers', "Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long distance infiltration
Original Lyrics:
Long distance information
Traffic's, "Every Mother's Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
World together, love will buy
Ever after, see 'em sigh
Original Lyrics:
Once again I'm northward bound
On the edge of sea and sky
 
1970s
Candi Staton's, "Young Hearts Run Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surya Bonaly, a hundred times a day
Original Lyrics:
Say I'm gonna leave a hundred times a day
Commercial's, "Lucky Charms"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're naturally delicious
Original Lyrics:
They're magically delicious
Jimmy Buffett's, "Fins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere down muenster and Swiss
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere down Monserat Way
Kool & the Gang's, "Funky Stuff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that puppy love
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that funky stuff
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "What's Your Name?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Russell Wang
Original Lyrics:
What's your name?
Peter Frampton's, "Do You Feel Like We Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
My man in the keyboard, my man
Original Lyrics:
Bob Mayo on the keyboards, Bob Mayo
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken yeah chad all over the place
Original Lyrics:
Kickin' your can all over the place.
Seals & Crofts', "Hummingbird"
Misheard Lyrics:
In you I've found a favorite
Original Lyrics:
In you I've found a fragrance
Seals & Crofts', "I'll Play for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
So many will be the dressings
Original Lyrics:
So many will be the blessings
Seals & Crofts', "My Fair Share"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will have my friend Cher
Original Lyrics:
I will have my fair share
Seals & Crofts', "We May Never Pass This Way (Again)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the years are commando
Original Lyrics:
And all the years will come and go
Seals & Crofts', "You're the Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're away
Original Lyrics:
You're the way
The Rolling Stones', "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny loafer on a street corner
Original Lyrics:
Ten year old girl on a street corner
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, breakdance, go ahead an' do me.
Breakdance, honey, get it through the night
Original Lyrics:
Baby, breakdown, go ahead and give it to me
Breakdown, honey, take me through the night
 
1980s
Anita Baker's, "Sweet Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel no s*** in my brain.
Original Lyrics:
I feel no shame, I'm in love.
Movie Scripts', "Enemies, a Love Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay here along with dad?
Original Lyrics:
Stay here among the dead?
Natasha Bedingfield's, "Unwritten"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuesday is where your book begins
Original Lyrics:
Today is where your book begins
Rick Astley's, "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fool commitment's what I'm thinking of
Original Lyrics:
A full commitments what I'm thinking of
Rick Astley's, "Together Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Together forever, and never to pass
or
Together forever, and ever to pass
Original Lyrics:
Together forever and never to part
Robert Palmer's, "Simply Irresistible"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit me in the centerfold
Original Lyrics:
Simply irresistible
Spandau Ballet's, "True"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me courage now to write the next line.
Original Lyrics:
Take your seaside arms and write the next line
Stevie Wonder's, "Part-Time Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hard-on lover
Original Lyrics:
My part-time lover
 
1990s
AC/DC's, "Thunderstruck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rode down the high way, broke the limit, we hit the town!
Original Lyrics:
Rode down the high way, broke the limit, we hit the ton!
Annie Lennox's, "Little Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll never be so
The tables are turning, hey
Original Lyrics:
We reap what we sow
Gonna tell you one more time
Cast of Barney & Friends', "Try and Try Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so, so high
Original Lyrics:
And soar so high
Erasure's, "Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could use some lessons in weaponry
Original Lyrics:
In you somewhere, somewhere in me
Soundgarden's, "Burden in My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a bird in my hand
Original Lyrics:
Just a burden in my hand
TLC's, "Waterfalls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the Little River Band like you're used to
Original Lyrics:
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
TV Show Scripts', "Arthur's Big Hit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh-oh, little late
Original Lyrics:
Uh-oh, middle name
Wilson Phillips', "Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, don't you think it's record time to change your mind?
Original Lyrics:
Baby, don't you think it's worth your time to change your mind?
Wilson Phillips', "You're in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're enough
Original Lyrics:
You're in love
 
2000s
Eminem's, "Mockingbird"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straighten up little shoulder
Original Lyrics:
Straighten up little soldier
Good Charlotte's, "Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on if you feel like Haribo
Original Lyrics:
Hold on if you feel like letting go
Hey Monday's, "I Don't Wanna Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You, you hit me with a brick
Original Lyrics:
You, you hit me with a break
Kelly Clarkson's, "A Moment Like This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people wait 'til nighttime
Original Lyrics:
Some people wait a lifetime
Rammstein's, "Ich Will"
Misheard Lyrics:
Itch me, itch me
Original Lyrics:
Ich will, ich will
 
2010s
Harry Styles', "Watermelon Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watermelon booger guy
Original Lyrics:
Watermelon sugar high
Lauren Daigle's, "You Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say I am hell when I am Pauly Shore
Original Lyrics:
You say I am held when I am falling short
Lorde's, "Team"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the coal house, in the coal house. . .
or
In the gold house, in the gold house. . .
Original Lyrics:
Send the call out, send the call out . . .
Nanokill's, "My Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Release me from arm with graphics
Original Lyrics:
Release me from my weird cravings
Olly Murs', "Heart Skips A Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing with this lady isn't something like a Greek war
Original Lyrics:
Playing with this lady isn't something I'd agree for
 
country
Alabama's, "Love in the First Degree"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be fruitless for Fancy Feast
Original Lyrics:
To be footloose and fancy free
SHeDAISY's, "Don't Worry 'bout a Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a blessing
Original Lyrics:
Life's a blessing
 
misc
Traditional's, "Hush, Little Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's gonna buy you a cookie jar
Original Lyrics:
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass
 
xmas
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas Day will always be
Just as long as we have weed.
Original Lyrics:
Christmas Day will always be
Just as long as we have we.
The Pogues', "Fairytale Of New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank
An old man certainly won't see another one
Original Lyrics:
It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank
An old man said to me, "Won't see another one."
Thurl Ravenscroft's, "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
Misheard Lyrics:
With ostrich sauce
Original Lyrics:
With arsenic sauce

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