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1960s
Barrett Strong's, "Money (That's What I Want)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love can be such a frill
Original Lyrics:
Your love can be such a thrill
Bobby Fuller Four's, "I Fought the Law"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ruled along with the wrong one
Original Lyrics:
I fought the law and the law won
Foundations', "Baby, Now That I've Found You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling, I can't stand that Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Darling I just can't let you
The Band's, "The Weight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I pulled into Arizona
Original Lyrics:
I pulled into Nazareth
 
1970s
Bad Company's, "Can't Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get enough of your nose
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough of your love
Bay City Rollers', "Money Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your children in bed
Original Lyrics:
Get your breakfast in bed
Carly Simon's, "You're So Vain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I hear you went up to Saratoga and your horse naturally won,
So you flew your ribbon up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun
Original Lyrics:
Well I hear you went up to Saratoga, and your horse naturally won,
So you flew your lear jet up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on a roll
Original Lyrics:
I wanna know
Misheard Lyrics:
Worryin', worryin', worryin' on the willow
Original Lyrics:
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Sweet Hitchhiker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swedish hiker
Original Lyrics:
Sweet hitchhiker
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Up Around the Bend"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're goin' up around the den
Original Lyrics:
We're goin' up around the bend
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
warm smell of Bourekas rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
Fleetwood Mac's, "Monday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
You only want it when I get up on you
First you left me, then you gallop down the line
Original Lyrics:
You only want me when I get over you
First you love me, then you get on down the line
John Denver's, "Matthew"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding on his daddy's shoulders, behind the view beneath the sun
Original Lyrics:
Riding on his daddy's shoulders behind a mule, beneath the sun
John Denver's, "Sweet Surrender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Traveled by many
Remember Matthew
Original Lyrics:
Traveled by many, remembered by few
John Sebastian's, "Welcome Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we caught him on the pot.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we got 'em on the spot
Meat Loaf's, "Bat Out of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I can see myself tearin' at the road, faster
Than any other boy has ever gone
Original Lyrics:
Well I can see myself tearing up the road, faster
Than any other boy has ever gone
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a baker
Original Lyrics:
I'm a picker
The Babys', "Back on My Feet Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drownin' my swords
Original Lyrics:
Drownin' my sorrows
The Babys', "Everytime I Think of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it wasn't long
Original Lyrics:
But I wasn't wrong
The O'Jays', "For the Love of Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doofus
Original Lyrics:
Do things
 
1980s
Bon Jovi's, "Born To Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two kids hitching down the borderline
Original Lyrics:
Two kids hitching down the road of life
Charlie Sexton's, "Beat’s So Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve been so lonely
Original Lyrics:
Beat’s So Lonely
Commercial's, "Look For The Union Label"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look for the union label
If we are able to make it on the USA
Original Lyrics:
Look for the union label
Because we're able, we'll make it in the USA
Dollar's, "Oh L'Amour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my lord
or
Oh my god
Original Lyrics:
Oh L'Amour
Dolly Parton's, "9 to 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
Working 5 to 9
Original Lyrics:
Working 9 to 5
Loverboy's, "This Could Be the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve been down the strings of love
Original Lyrics:
I’ve been down the streets of love
Men Without Hats', "Hey Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every single moment like a Churchill day
Original Lyrics:
Every single moment like a judgement day
Men Without Hats', "In the 21st Century"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the river was dry
Original Lyrics:
When the river runs dry
Men Without Hats', "Moonbeam"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty little movie
Original Lyrics:
A pretty little moonbeam
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Bark At The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** the mall
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon.
Paul McCartney's, "Spies Like Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
So what’s all the fuck?
Original Lyrics:
So what’s all the fuss?
Rick Astley's, "Together Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Together forever and ever two hearts/parts
Original Lyrics:
Together forever and never to part
Simple Minds', "Sanctify Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sacrifice yourself
Original Lyrics:
Sanctify Yourself
Stevie Wonder's, "Go Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
She only wanted to be next to me
Original Lyrics:
She only wanted to be close to me
The Clash's, "Rock the Casbah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherie don't like Ed.
Original Lyrics:
The Shareef don't like it.
The Hooters', "Day by Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tommy, you can’t live without me
Original Lyrics:
Tell me you can’t live without me
The Whispers', "Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only you can shave me
Original Lyrics:
Only you can save me
 
1990s
Blues Traveler's, "Run-Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the part of speech
Original Lyrics:
This is the pilot speaking
Celine Dion's, "Love Can Move Mountains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trump
Original Lyrics:
Trust
Mariah Carey's, "Vision Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for all that you did
Original Lyrics:
And you know that you did
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that glimmers is gold
Original Lyrics:
All that glitters is gold
Weezer's, "Buddy Holly"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're married to the mob
Original Lyrics:
And you're Mary Tyler Moore
 
2000s
Feeder's, "Morning Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Touch side of cell
Original Lyrics:
Touch, sight and sound
Feeder's, "Silent Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Conscience fades to grey
Original Lyrics:
Colours just fade to grey
Kevin Lyttle's, "Turn Me On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride a bike on top of me
Original Lyrics:
Right back on top of me
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrie’s blind, Carrie’s blind
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my
Pink's, "So What?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta knock you
Original Lyrics:
I got my rock moves
 
2010s
Desiigner's, "Panda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Legacies, Fanta.
Way to see it like a panda.
Goin' it like I'm a tanner,
Honey killers on the hammers
Original Lyrics:
Black X6, Phantom.
White X6 look like a panda.
Goin' out like I'm Montana.
Hundred killas, hundred hammers
 
misc
Perry Como with the Fontaine Sisters', "'A' You're Adorable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, we're in Doraville
Original Lyrics:
'A' You're Adorable

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