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1950s
Conway Twitty's, "It's Only Make Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cable sees us everywhere
Original Lyrics:
People see us everywhere
 
1960s
5th Dimension's, "Stoned Soul Picnic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry down but don't go in
and
Scattered rains scattered rains
Original Lyrics:
Surry down to a stoned soul picnic
and
Surry surry
Johnny Tillotson's, "Send Me the Pillow You Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send me the pillow that you drool on
Original Lyrics:
Send me the pillow that you dream on
Peter & Gordon's, "A World Without Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want steak in a world without love
Original Lyrics:
I won't stay in a world without love
R. B. Greaves', "Take a Letter Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a Saturday night
Original Lyrics:
Gonna start a new life
Rascals', "Groovin’"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kool-Aid
Original Lyrics:
Groovin’
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Homeward Bound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, where my farts escaping.
Original Lyrics:
Home, where my thought's escaping.
 
1970s
10cc's, "The Things We Do for Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s just the proper minds
Original Lyrics:
It’s just a compromise
Barbra Streisand's, "Love Theme (from a Star Is Born)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Ted Danson is unrehearsed
Original Lyrics:
And the dance is unrehearsed
Brotherhood of Man's, "United We Stand"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if our Batmobile be against the wall
Original Lyrics:
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
Misheard Lyrics:
Share
Original Lyrics:
Shame
Freda Payne's, "Band of Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
That you'll walk back through that door
And drug me like you tried before
Original Lyrics:
That you'll walk back through that door
And love me like you tried before
Helen Reddy's, "Delta Dawn"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man of a loaded green stood by her side
Original Lyrics:
Then a man of low degree stood by her side
Jean Knight's, "Mr. Big Stuff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a pizza
or
Mr. Pizza
or
Mixed-up pizza
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Big Stuff
John Denver and Olivia Newton-John's, "Fly Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flattery
Original Lyrics:
Fly away
Paul Simon's, "Mother and Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've never been laid so low.
Such unsteering sway
In the course of a lifetime runs
Over and over again
Original Lyrics:
I've never been laid so low
In such a mysterious way.
And the course of a lifetime runs
Over and over again
Sweet's, "Blockbuster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bastard, Bastard, Fat Bastard
Original Lyrics:
Buster, Buster, Block Buster
Sweet's, "Love Is Like Oxygen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only Jesus sent words in the air.
Original Lyrics:
Lonely fever, sad words in the air,
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "You Shook Me All Night Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
You showed me all my homes
Original Lyrics:
You shook me all night long
Billy Idol's, "Dancing with Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the floors of Turkey, yo!
Original Lyrics:
On the floors of Tokyo
Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come On Eileen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put our journey right
'Cause it said upon the radio
(unintelligible)
You are rather strange
Sail on, who then
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
Moved a million hearts in mono
Our mothers cried,
Sang along, who'd blame them
Duran Duran's, "Rio"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is real
Original Lyrics:
My name is Rio
Go Gos', "Our Lips Are Sealed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olib Cecile
Original Lyrics:
Our lips are sealed
Hall & Oates', "Out of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're out of Tums
Original Lyrics:
You're out of touch
Huey Lewis and the News', "Doing It All for My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two minutes (two minutes)
Original Lyrics:
Doing it (doing it)
Imagination's, "Body Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are two souls, goom bar
Original Lyrics:
We are two souls, torn apart
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you rotate,
And you rotate,
And you rotate,
And you rotate right in
Original Lyrics:
Annie are you ok
Will you tell us that you're ok?
Ready for the World's, "Oh Sheila"
Misheard Lyrics:
Machina
Original Lyrics:
Oh Sheila
The Cure's, "A Forest"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear her voice
Start to burn
Into the trees
Original Lyrics:
I hear her voice
And start to run
Into the trees
The Cure's, "Lovesong"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like I am Hogan
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like I am home again
Wang Chung's, "Dance Hall Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance all day, love
Original Lyrics:
Dance hall days, love
 
1990s
Ace of Base's, "All That She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Maximus
Original Lyrics:
All that she wants
Belinda Carlisle's, "Little Black Book"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my little black pubes
Original Lyrics:
In my little black book
Hootie & the Blowfish's, "Only Wanna Be with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm such a baby, 'cause the doggies make me cry
Original Lyrics:
I'm such a baby, 'cause the dolphins make me cry
Mariah Carey's, "I Still Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm out of drinks
Original Lyrics:
I had a dream
Massive Attack's, "Teardrop"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's totally in town
Original Lyrics:
You're stumbling a little
Nirvana's, "You Know You're Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have never failed to feel pain
Original Lyrics:
I have never failed to fail (Hey).
Nirvana's, "You Know You're Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain pain
Original Lyrics:
Hey hey
 
2000s
Angtoria's, "Deity of Disgust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dying of disgust
Original Lyrics:
Deity of disgust
Angtoria's, "Deity of Disgust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unleashed by a nihil-inspired
Original Lyrics:
Unleashed by a lie you inspired
Jet's, "Cold Hard Bitch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta be down
Original Lyrics:
Gotta leave town
Maroon 5's, "Harder to Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there anyone I'll bet?
Original Lyrics:
Is there anyone out there?
Natasha Bedingfield's, "Unwritten"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today is with your book of kings
Original Lyrics:
Today is where your book begins
Nelly's, "Hot in Herre"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the rescue
Original Lyrics:
In the restroom
Misheard Lyrics:
These panty things will never come in between
Original Lyrics:
These fancy things will never come in between
Misheard Lyrics:
You're part of my empathy, therefore infinity
Original Lyrics:
You're part of my entity here for infinity
 
2010s
Kobushi Factory's, "Bacchikoi Seishun!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Takanaru kodou
Playboy
Original Lyrics:
Takanaru kodou
Play ball
(高鳴る鼓動 プレイボール)
Kobushi Factory's, "Sakura Night Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freebatch, Freebatch
Original Lyrics:
Fever, fever
 
country
Shania Twain's, "Honey, I'm Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit it!
Original Lyrics:
Fiddles!
 
misc
Jonas Brothers', "What a Man Gotta Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd move the earth and Lucifer just to see you smile
'Cause you got no floors, no floors
Original Lyrics:
I'd move the earth or lose a fight just to see you smile
'Cause you got no flaws, no flaws

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