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1960s
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up in the morning, saliva for breakfast.
Original Lyrics:
Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, Sir.
Monkees', "Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you know how petty I can be
Original Lyrics:
Now you know how happy I can be
Smith's, "Baby It's You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter what they think
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter what they say
The Beach Boys', "Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's one more thing, I've got a slipped disc daddy
Original Lyrics:
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip daddy
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Dancing Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anybody could feel that guy
Original Lyrics:
Anybody could be that guy
ABBA's, "Dancing Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young and sweet only seventy
Original Lyrics:
Young and sweet and only seventeen
Bee Gees', "How Deep Is Your Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause we're livin' in a world of drool.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we're livin' in a world of fools.
Chicago's, "25 or 6 to 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
25 or 6'4"
Original Lyrics:
25 or 6 to 4
Gary Glitter's, "I Love You Love Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you love, you're only two love.
Original Lyrics:
love you love, my only true love.
Mud's, "Tiger Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really love your tiny feet
Original Lyrics:
I really love your tiger feet
New Seekers', "You Won't Find Another Fool Like Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't find another ghoul like me babe
Original Lyrics:
You won't find another fool like me babe
Olivia Newton-John's, "Hopelessly Devoted To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hopelessly devoted to Hugh
Original Lyrics:
Hopelessly devoted to you
Paul Revere and the Raiders', "Indian Reservation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Japanese people
Original Lyrics:
Cherokee people
Paul Simon's, "Mother and Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know they said the letter B
Original Lyrics:
I know they said "Let it be"
Rod Stewart's, "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you really need me
Just reach out and crush me
Original Lyrics:
If you really need me
Just reach out and touch me
Sonny Curtis', "Love Is All Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can never go, why don't you take it?
Original Lyrics:
You can have the town, why don't you take it?
T-Rex's, "Metal Guru"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mister Magoo, is it you?
Original Lyrics:
Metal guru, is it you?
T. Rex's, "Hot Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, she farts more than most and she lives on the coast
Original Lyrics:
Well, she's faster than most and she lives on the coast
The O'Jays', "For the Love of Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call the police, y'all
Original Lyrics:
Dollar bill, y'all
The Sex Pistols', "Anarchy In The U.K."
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I wanna be Anne of Cleves.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I want to be anarchy.
The Sylvers', "Boogie Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boogie diva
Original Lyrics:
Boogie Fever
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't ask a little like a nephew team
Original Lyrics:
Don't act a little like a refugee
Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your bowels wring out for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
 
1980s
Abba's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is eat and sh*t and sing
Original Lyrics:
All I do is eat and sleep and sing
Al Jarreau's, "After All"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be the one to call you
Original Lyrics:
I will be the one to hold you
Bros', "When Will I Be Famous?"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we lie, we lie beef, Amos
Original Lyrics:
When will I, will I be famous
Cher featuring Peter Cetera's, "After All"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all the songs we sung
Original Lyrics:
After all the stops and starts
Culture Club's, "Karma Chameleon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a man who doesn't grow.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a man who doesn't know.
Culture Club's, "Move Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do, do, do away with the Charlie
Original Lyrics:
Move, move, move away from me darling
David Essex's, "A Winter's Tale"
Misheard Lyrics:
A love that could never be, though it meant a lot to Hugh and me
Original Lyrics:
A love that could never be, though it meant a lot to you and me
Madness', "Baggy Trousers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang 'em on the head with a plastic duck
Original Lyrics:
Back of the head with a plastic cup
Phil Collins', "I Missed Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
11 and 9
Original Lyrics:
I'm waiting in line
Phil Collins', "In the Air Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on
Original Lyrics:
Oh lord
Phil Collins', "Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll, she'll sue ya
Original Lyrics:
Su-Sussudio
Phil Collins', "You Can't Hurry Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, you just can't be late
Original Lyrics:
No, you just have to wait
Sinitta's, "Toyboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've doubt in my toy boy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm out with my toy boy.
Tina Turner's, "What's Love Got to Do with It?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vaclav got to, got to do with it
Original Lyrics:
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
 
1990s
Az Yet featuring Peter Cetera's, "Hard to Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't want to be slept a wink
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't want to be swept away
Haddaway's, "What Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave you my love, but you don't dare
Original Lyrics:
I gave you my love, but you don't care
Phil Collins', "You'll Be in My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you try
Original Lyrics:
Don't you cry
The Verve's, "Bitter Sweet Symphony"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am here and I know
Original Lyrics:
I am here in my mold
 
2000s
DJ Sammy's, "Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Giving you all that I got
When you're Bryan Adams
Original Lyrics:
Baby, you're all that I want
When you're lying here in my arms
Rihanna's, "Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
ma ma say ma ma sah me Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
Scissor Sisters', "I Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we yodel and play
Original Lyrics:
When the old Johanna plays
Sinead Quinn's, "What You Need Is..."
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can't help yourself, you gotta smack that b---h
Original Lyrics:
And you can't help yourself, you gotta scratch that itch
 
2010s
Cast of Hamilton's, "The Room Where It Happens"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're happy
Original Lyrics:
Where it happens
Lana Del Rey's, "Mariners Apartment Complex"
Misheard Lyrics:
My, my, my, Estados Unidos
Original Lyrics:
My, my, my, you found this, you need this
 
country
Bobbie Gentry's, "Ode to Billie Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she and Billy Joel
Original Lyrics:
And she and Billie Joe
Los Lonely Boys', "Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have fun, yes, have fun
Original Lyrics:
How far is Heaven?
Tammy Wynette's, "Stand by Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was just nowhere
Original Lyrics:
He's just a man

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