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Fun Music Information -> Gary Glitter
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Jokes:
Gary Gltter was found in the sea trying to get away from police when the police spotted him he was found bobbing up and down on a bouy. Submitted by: Derek
| What did the woman on the beach say when she saw Gary Glitter? I think you're in my son Submitted by:
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Paul Gadd. Submitted by: Bobo
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Rock and Roll #2" | Played at many sporting events; May be considered by many to be an instrumental with only word(s) spoken is "Hey" many times - Joe H |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Doing All Right With The Boys," Gary Glitter | "I Don't Wanna Know," Phil Collins |
| "Doing Alright With the Boys," Gary Glitter | "Johnny, Are You Queer?," Josie Cotton |
| "Do You Wanna Touch Me?," Gary Glitter | "Don't Touch Me There," The Tubes |
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Rock and Roll" | "Drop and Roll" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "Rock & Roll Parts 1 & 2" | "Doctor Who Parts 1 & 2" | Dylan Baranski |
| "Rock 'N' Roll (Part One)" | "Rock 'N' Roll (Hank!)" | Michael Hack |
Misheard Lyrics:
"Rock and Roll Part One"
Misheard Lyrics: Cock and ba-alll, cock and ball
Cock and ba-alll, cock and ball Cock and ba-alll, cock and ball Rock and roll, lock, load. Original Lyrics: Rock and ro-oll, rock and roll
Rock and ro-oll, rock and roll Rock and ro-oll, rock and roll Rock and roll, rock, roll. | "Rock and Roll Part One"
Misheard Lyrics: Doctor Who-oo, Doctor Who
Doctor Who-oo, Doctor Who Original Lyrics: Rock 'n' Roll, Rock 'n' Roll
Rock 'n' Roll, Rock 'n' Roll |
"Rock & Roll (Part Two)"
Misheard Lyrics: Hello!!
Original Lyrics: Hey!
| "Rock and Roll Part One"
Misheard Lyrics: Bubble-o-o, bubble-o
Bubble-o-o, bubble-o Bubble-o-o, bubble-o Bubble Laura, Laura, bubble Laura, Laura. Original Lyrics: Rock and ro-oll, rock and roll
Rock and ro-oll, rock and roll Rock and ro-oll, rock and roll Rock and roll, rock, roll. |
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Rock and Roll Part One"
Misheard Lyrics: Cock and ba-alll, cock and ball
Cock and ba-alll, cock and ball Cock and ba-alll, cock and ball Rock and roll, lock, load. Original Lyrics: Rock and ro-oll, rock and roll
Rock and ro-oll, rock and roll Rock and ro-oll, rock and roll Rock and roll, rock, roll. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: FoggyPebble I didn't know that the words meant something besides melodic noises until I heard it recently. |
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Rock N Roll"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Rock N Roll!
Hey! Rock N Roll! Hey! Why They're Repetitive: How many times do you have to repeat Rock N Roll at a hockey game?
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Rock And Roll Part 2"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Hey!
Why They're Repetitive: The word 'Hey!' is the only lyrics. Boy what a hard song to write. Somebody should do a song by the same tune saying,'What?!' instead of 'Hey!'
Submitted by: Jason
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Scary Song Lyrics:
"Do Ya Wanna Touch?"
The Lyrics: Do ya wanna touch? Yeah!
Do ya wanna touch? Yeah! Do ya wanna touch me baby? Well... Do ya wanna touch? Yeah! Do ya wanna touch? Yeah! Do ya wanna touch me baby? Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah..... Why: It's different when Joan Jett and the Blackhearts had a hit with this song. After all, they are adults. However, Gary Glitter scored with it first and now with his crime record of perversion, pedophilia and kiddie porn these lyrics seem a bit creepy now.
Submitted by: I Love Rock'n'Roll
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Glary Gitter originally "Gary Glitter"
Submitted by: Annette Oraline Fisher
Glary Gitter originally "Gary Glitter"
As Larry The Cable Guy would say, "Gitter dun!"
Submitted by: British Bullcrap
Crime Records:
"Child Abuse and Molestation"
He had a record of having relationships of teenage girls and downloads of it between the years of 1997 and 2005. Now his song 'Rock and Roll part two' isn't played at stadiums because of the controversy.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
Missing Parts:
"Rock And Roll, Part 2"
From what I've heard, there was no part one.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
