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1960s
Led Zeppelin's, "Livin' Lovin' Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the butler and the maid and the cemetery
Original Lyrics:
With the butler and the maid and the servants three
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a little bit younger
Original Lyrics:
Just a little bit longer
The Searchers', "Needles and Pins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Needles and Pennzoil
Original Lyrics:
Needles and pins
The Spencer Davis Group's, "I'm a Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I`m a man, yes I am but I can`t keep my thumbs up
Original Lyrics:
I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so
 
1970s
Bruce Springsteen's, "Prove It All Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh bear all night
Original Lyrics:
Prove it all night
Donna Summer's, "Love to Love You Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martin Lawrence, baby
Original Lyrics:
love to love you baby
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, John de Lancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Don't Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking of Aunt Jemima
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow
George Harrison's, "Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With this L.A. Law
Original Lyrics:
With this heavy load
Judas Priest's, "Last Rose Of Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
So when British Metal steals the Earth
Original Lyrics:
So when the winter's mantle stills the earth
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
By people that woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
She's still the only woman gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
Led Zeppelin's, "Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
They gonna do a star
(or)
Hanging onto a star
Original Lyrics:
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
Ozark Mountain Daredevils', "Jackie Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jacket, jacket blue.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, hoo, Jackie Blue
Supertramp's, "Goodbye Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hope you find your pair of dice
Original Lyrics:
Hope you find your paradise
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty D's dundergees
Dirty D and the dundergees
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
Donna Summer's, "She Works Hard for the Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you better feed her right
Original Lyrics:
So you better treat her right
Kenny Loggins', "Heart to Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we go on forever?
Original Lyrics:
Can we go on together?
Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton's, "Islands in the Stream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Island Industries
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
Modern English's, "I Melt with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll stop the world and have milk with you.
Original Lyrics:
I'll stop the world and melt with you.
Movie Scripts', "Moonstruck"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I begged bread, bread, bread...
Original Lyrics:
And I baked bread, bread, bread...
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't go to Harbor Freight
Original Lyrics:
Please don't take my heart away
Sonny Curtis', "Love is All Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who can take a nothing date
Original Lyrics:
Who can take a nothing day
Split Enz's, "I Got You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re always out to get some manners.
Original Lyrics:
You’re always out, it gets on my nerves.
The Bangles', "Walk Like an Egyptian"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look like an Egyptian
Original Lyrics:
Walk Like an Egyptian
The Stranglers', "Skin Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better watch out for the Goonies
Original Lyrics:
Better watch out for the skin deep
Tiffany's, "I Think We're Alone Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the wave
We got our eye on what we're doing
Original Lyrics:
Look at the way
We gotta hide what we're doin'
 
1990s
Commercial's, "Hungry Hungry Hippos"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're really gaining weight
Original Lyrics:
They're in an eating race
Edwin McCain's, "I'll Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the greatest Vanna White
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the greatest fan of your life
Edwin McCain's, "I'll Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Telly, we belong together
Original Lyrics:
Tell me that we belong together
George Michael and Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're losing everything,
But don't let the sun go down on me
Original Lyrics:
But losing everything
Is like the sun going down on me
Hootie and the Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna love you the Bandstand
The Bandstand I have
Original Lyrics:
I wanna love you the best that
The best that I can
Movie Scripts', "Pretty Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, that's red
Original Lyrics:
No, that's rent
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ronnie Dio, Ronnie Dio...
Original Lyrics:
Oh denial, oh denial...
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the act now, it's the stages
Here we are now, imitate us.
Original Lyrics:
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us.
Nirvana's, "Territorial P***ings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta find a way, a better way, Paraguay.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta find a way, a better way
I'd better wait.
R. Kelly's, "I Believe I Can Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can smoke
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Blood Sugar Sex Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Temporarily blind, dementia to discover.
Original Lyrics:
Temporarily blind, dimensions to discover.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
All them sweet wood, cauliflower.
Original Lyrics:
Autumn's sweet, we call it fall.
 
2000s
Daniel Powter's, "Bad Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a Band-Aid
Original Lyrics:
You had a bad day
Play's, "Disco Hippie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco hit me on the nine
Original Lyrics:
Disco Hippie, you're the man!
Queens of the Stone Age's, "3's and 7's"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tune not bable inducing, so why tale-nt? If ignorance is missing I’m in, heavy load.
Original Lyrics:
The truth hurts so bad, wouldn't you say? So why tell it? If ignorance is bliss, then I'm in Heaven now.
 
2010s
5SOS's, "Teeth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill me in the morning to apologise.
Original Lyrics:
Call me in the morning to apologise.
Cage the Elephant's, "Social Cues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bulls*** on the radio
or
Pushin' on the radio
Original Lyrics:
At least, you're on the radio
Imagine Dragons', "Bad Liar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barbed wire
Original Lyrics:
Bad liar
Jonas Brothers', "Only Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** to an 80s groove.
Original Lyrics:
Drunk to an 80s groove.
Movie Scripts', "Gnomeo & Juliet"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll belly up under the patio
Original Lyrics:
He'll bury you under the patio
Movie Scripts', "Sherlock Gnomes"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Zealand's right there
Original Lyrics:
The museum's right there
Post Malone's, "Wow."
Misheard Lyrics:
Your grandmama probably N.O.R.E.
Original Lyrics:
Your grandmama probably know me
 
christian
Traditional's, "Jesus Is Seeking the Humble Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is sneaking through Humboldt Park
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is seeking the humble heart
 
misc
Traditional's, "Havah Nagila"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop-off, I'll do the hop-off...
Original Lyrics:
Havah Nagila, Havah Nagila, Havah....

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