Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for July 2, 2018

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Jimi Hendrix Experience's, "All Along the Watchtower" Misheard Lyrics: None will level on the line, nobody offered his word Original Lyrics: None of them along the line know what any of it is worth	Ray Charles', "America the Beautiful" Misheard Lyrics: Above the Flutie Flakes Original Lyrics: Above the fruited plain
Young Rascals', "Groovin'" Misheard Lyrics: Life would be "ex" to see Original Lyrics: Life would be ecstasy

1970s
Bee Gees', "How Deep is Your Love?" Misheard Lyrics: I really need to earn Original Lyrics: I really mean to learn	Bill Withers', "Ain't No Sunshine" Misheard Lyrics: Yeah, I know the Indians sing along, But ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone. Original Lyrics: Yeah I outta leave the young thing alone, But ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone.
Elton John's, "Rocket Man" Misheard Lyrics: Burning down the streets of Adelong. Original Lyrics: Burnin' his fuse up here alone	Five Man Electric Band's, "Signs" Misheard Lyrics: Signs, signs, everywhere signs Blocking out the scenery, raping my mind. Original Lyrics: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son" Misheard Lyrics: Surely Ellen waits for you Original Lyrics: Surely heaven waits for you	LaBelle's, "Lady Marmalade" Misheard Lyrics: We all heard it mama lied Original Lyrics: Creole lady Marmalade
Pablo Cruise's, "Atlanta June" Misheard Lyrics: Atlanta, Atlanta June. I'm leaving you and Georgia too Original Lyrics: Atlanta, Atlanta June. I'm leaving you and all too soon	Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome" Misheard Lyrics: When I think back on all the drugs I did in high school, It's a wonder I can think at all. Original Lyrics: When I think back on all the things I learned in high school, It's a wonder I can think at all.
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody" Misheard Lyrics: This miller, he will not let you go. Original Lyrics: Bismillah! No we will not let you go	The Doors', "The Unknown Soldier" Misheard Lyrics: Freckles where the news is red Original Lyrics: Breakfast where the news is read
The Eagles', "One Of These Nights" Misheard Lyrics: One of these knights. One of these crazy old knights. Original Lyrics: One of these nights. One of these crazy old nights.

1980s
Elton John's, "Little Jeannie" Misheard Lyrics: And I want you to be my aftermath Original Lyrics: And I want you to be my acrobat	John Mellencamp's, "Authority Song" Misheard Lyrics: How come Dougherty Dougherty always wins. Original Lyrics: I fight authority, authority always wins.
Johnny Kemp's, "Just Got Paid" Misheard Lyrics: Off one drink, now I'm getting down. Original Lyrics: Pour one drink, now I'm getting down.	Madonna's, "Like a Prayer" Misheard Lyrics: Just like a prank, I'll take you there Original Lyrics: Just like a prayer, I'll take you there
Men At Work's, "Down Under" Misheard Lyrics: I come from the land of Allah. Original Lyrics: I come from a land down under.	Pat Benatar's, "Love Is A Battlefield" Misheard Lyrics: Love is a bathysphere Original Lyrics: Love is a battlefield.
REO Speedwagon's, "That Ain't Love" Misheard Lyrics: Daddy love Original Lyrics: That ain't love	The Bangles', "Walk Like an Egyptian" Misheard Lyrics: Looks like an e-ticket Original Lyrics: Walk like an Egyptian

1990s
Bryan Adams', "(Everything I Do) I Do it for You" Misheard Lyrics: Snot worth fighting for and Snot worth dying for Original Lyrics: It's not worth fighting for and It's not worth dying for	Elton John's, "The One" Misheard Lyrics: New shadows from the sun Original Lyrics: No shadows block the sun
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us" Misheard Lyrics: What if God was watching us? Original Lyrics: What if God was one of us?	Lightning Seeds', "Three Lions" Misheard Lyrics: Three lines on the shirt Original Lyrics: Three lions on the shirt
Nobuo Uematsu's, "One Winged Angel" Misheard Lyrics: First squad to the rear Seen a bear, and a tree Original Lyrics: Estuans interius Ira vehementi	Scorpions', "Hit Between the Eyes" Misheard Lyrics: Grab a ball and hit it between the eyes Original Lyrics: Ready for that hit between the eyes
Snap!'s, "The Power" Misheard Lyrics: Skin, skin, skinny bunny rabbit Original Lyrics: It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda heavy.	Sophie B. Hawkins', "As I Lay Me Down" Misheard Lyrics: What a butthole Original Lyrics: Ooh lah, kah, koh
Spin Doctors', "Two Princes" Misheard Lyrics: You f**k up, we'll disown you Original Lyrics: Your father will disown you	Third Eye Blind's, "Semi-Charmed Life" Misheard Lyrics: Jerry Springer kind of love Original Lyrics: Semi-charmed kind of

2000s
Bowling for Soup's, "A Friendly Goodbye" Misheard Lyrics: With anything 'bout us And our kid cash true love tale Original Lyrics: With anything 'bout us And our kick ass true love tale	Bowling for Soup's, "I'm Gay" Misheard Lyrics: And we all sympathize with your torn-apart heart And your really autistic worldly views Original Lyrics: And we all sympathize with your torn-apart heart And your really artistic worldly views
Jess Harnell's, "'MacGoogles' Theme Song" Misheard Lyrics: I'm a swampy beast Original Lyrics: I am a legend	Madonna feat. Justin Timberlake's, "4 Minutes to Save the World" Misheard Lyrics: Keep it up, keep it up, don't be a Britney, Madonna Original Lyrics: Keep it up, keep it up, don't be a pretty Madonna
Muse's, "Supermassive Black Hole" Misheard Lyrics: Donkeys marching in the dead of night Original Lyrics: Glaciers melting in the dead of night	OutKast's, "Hey Ya!" Misheard Lyrics: Don't try to fight the villain or Don't try to fight the filling Original Lyrics: Don't try to fight the feeling
Rage Against the Machine's, "Killing in the Name" Misheard Lyrics: ...for shaving your bag, cause you're not really white. Original Lyrics: ...for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites.	System of a Down's, "Chic-n-Stu" Misheard Lyrics: Pepperoni, angry peppers,mushrooms, olives Chives Original Lyrics: Pepperoni and green peppers Mushrooms, olives, chives.

2010s
Bowling for Soup's, "Normal Chicks" Misheard Lyrics: You're not Christian Bale But you're pretty kick ass as far as I can tell Original Lyrics: You're not Kristen Bell But you're pretty kick as as far as I can tell	Bruno Mars', "24K Magic" Misheard Lyrics: Froyo eat some beans at sky Original Lyrics: Throw your hands up in the sky
Bruno Mars', "It Will Rain" Misheard Lyrics: There'll be no Christmas If I lose you, baby Original Lyrics: There'll be no clear skies If I lose you, baby	Justin Timberlake's, "Can’t Stop the Feeling" Misheard Lyrics: Just a leche just a leche just a leche Original Lyrics: Just imagine Just imagine Just imagine
Macklemore's, "Good Old Days" Misheard Lyrics: I've felt some penises and things, but I'm here now Original Lyrics: I've felt some pain, I've seen some things, but I'm here now	Panic! At The Disco's, "Roaring 20s" Misheard Lyrics: Roll me like a butt 'cause I wanna go home Original Lyrics: Roll me like a blunt, 'cause I wanna go home
Panic! At The Disco's, "Roaring 20s" Misheard Lyrics: The puss on the pavement Original Lyrics: The past on the pavement	Post Malone's, "Psycho" Misheard Lyrics: My ape is goin' psycho, my homie's name is Michael Original Lyrics: AP goin' psycho, lil' mama bad like Michael

country
Gretchen Wilson's, "Redneck Woman" Misheard Lyrics: I'm just a product of the Range And I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw" -- or -- I'm just a product of the Ridge And I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw" Original Lyrics: I'm just a product of my raising. I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."

misc
Nobuo Uematsu's, "One Winged Angel" Misheard Lyrics: David, David's house David David David's house Original Lyrics: Mi fili veni Veni veni mi fili
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