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1960s
Bob B. Soxx & the Blue Jeans', "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s the truth, homosexual Everything’s gonna be satisfactual
Original Lyrics:
It’s the truth, it’s actual Everything is satisfactual
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Sweet Hitchhiker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slay The Hydra
or
Swaying Hydra
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Hitchhiker
King Crimson's, "The Court of the Crimson King "
Misheard Lyrics:
On soft grey mornings windows cry
Original Lyrics:
On soft grey mornings widows cry
Sly And The Family Stone's, "Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
All is well, far out
Original Lyrics:
All the squares go home
The Beach Boys', "Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cum an awful lot when the light turns green
Original Lyrics:
And coming off the line when the light turns green
The Monkees', "I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a trace looked out of my mind
Original Lyrics:
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Dancing Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing Queen, feel the meat on the tangerine
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen, feel the beat of the tambourine
ABBA's, "Money Money Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Wheel of Fortune, win the game, my life would never be the same
Original Lyrics:
And win a fortune in a game, my life would never be the same
ABBA's, "Voulez-Vous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dragons on the street
Original Lyrics:
Master of the scene
Andrew Gold's, "Thank You for Being a Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I surely buy you a cataract
Original Lyrics:
I surely buy you a Cadillac
Blue Oyster Cult's, "(Don't Fear) The Reaper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't feel the repo
Original Lyrics:
Don't fear the reaper
David Bowie's, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone could get slighted
Someone could get skinned
Original Lyrics:
There's someone else and inside me
Someone could get skinned
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Evil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
You took my body and fled the wind
Original Lyrics:
You took my body and played to win
Ian Dury 's, "What A Waste"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I tried to play the fool in a six speed van
Original Lyrics:
Because I tried to play the fool in a six-piece band
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "That's the Way (I Like It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blast away
Original Lyrics:
That's the way
King Crimson's, "Book of Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause my will's never touched the road
Original Lyrics:
'Cause my wheels never touch the road
Michael Jackson's, "Take Me Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me back to Harlem
Original Lyrics:
Take me back where I belong
Pratt & McClain's, "Happy Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Cresskill, hello glue
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye grey sky, hello blue
Rush's, "Xanadu"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have hurt the whisk burned tails of immortality
The breakfast misery
Searching for the lost Santa dude
Original Lyrics:
I have heard the whispered tales of immortality
The deepest mystery
Searching for the lost Xanadu
The Monkees', "I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointment, honey, on my dreams
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
 
1980s
Jack Wagner's, "All I Need"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the only boy I see
Original Lyrics:
You're the only one I see
King Crimson's, "Matte Kudasai"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sleeps in a tent in her sad America
Original Lyrics:
She sleeps in a chair in her sad America
Mordred's, "Every Day's A Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see you bust your ass To buy a new moustache
Original Lyrics:
I see you bust your ass To buy a new bus pass
Stray Cats', "Rock This Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
gonna pick me up at ten, got a hangover too
Original Lyrics:
Well, pick you up at ten, gotta have you home at two
The Jets', "Crush On You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the way you move with The South Bank Show You knew I would surrender
Original Lyrics:
Because the way you move was so self-assured You knew I would surrender
The Jets', "Crush On You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wash your face, my heart's been displaced
Original Lyrics:
No more charades, my heart's been displayed.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheers, only whispers, of some quiet conversation
Original Lyrics:
She hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stopped an old man who walked away
Original Lyrics:
I stopped an old man along the way
When in Rome's, "The Promise"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you're in dentures
Original Lyrics:
And when you're in danger
 
1990s
Alias', "More Than Words Can Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm eating now
Original Lyrics:
I need you now
Mariah Carey's, "You're So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a homeless man
Original Lyrics:
You're a heartless man
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call Da Doctor! Call Da Doctor! Call Da Doctor! Call Da Doctor! Call Da Doctor!
Call Da Doctor! Call Da Doctor! Call Da Doctor! Call Da Doctor!
Original Lyrics:
A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial
A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm liar! I'm fire! I'm skater! I'm Idiot!
Original Lyrics:
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, a libido
Rob Zombie's, "Dragula"
Misheard Lyrics:
Houston air and jealousy
Original Lyrics:
Superstition, fear,and jealousy
Theme Songs', "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will be turd after these messages.
Original Lyrics:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will return after these messages.
 
2000s
Alien Ant Farm's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grannie, are you OK?
Won't you tell us, that you're OK?
Original Lyrics:
Annie, are you OK?
Will you tell us that you're OK?
Bowling for Soup's, "Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet she misses the sunrise
And misses bad fruit pies
Original Lyrics:
I bet she misses the sunrise
And Mrs. Baird's fruit pies
Deadmau5 & Kaskade's, "I Remember"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit in the past moving in.
Original Lyrics:
Feeling the past moving in.
Shinedown's, "Second Chance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just saw Hayley's Comet, she waved
Original Lyrics:
I just saw Hayley's Comet, shooting
Stacie Orrico's, "(There's Gotta Be) More to Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's gotta be Motorola
Original Lyrics:
There's gotta be more to life
The All-American Rejects', "Gives You Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have to mean you well
Original Lyrics:
Hope it gives you hell
 
2010s
Fake Type's, "Fake Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
weeping again
Original Lyrics:
repeat again
Florence and the Machine's, "Ship to Wreck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Derek
Original Lyrics:
To wreck.
Gawvi's, "Like We Belong"
Misheard Lyrics:
We be long-haired, we belong together
Original Lyrics:
We belong here, we belong together
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm goin' psycho, I'm on my bed like Michael
Original Lyrics:
Damn, my AP goin' psycho, lil' mama bad like Michael
 
country
Steely Dan's, "Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The where you go, to find cold money and make tonight a wonderful thing
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian and make tonight a wonderful thing
Willie Nelson's, "On the Road Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Almond Roca can
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Willie Nelson's, "On the Road Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Almond Roca can
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
 
xmas
Traditional's, "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring to you from our King
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin.

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