Song Parodies ->Authors -> Joseph Hayes
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Is It Any Wonder That Our Eyes Are Red | Poor 'ol Caligua | Hank Williams | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 138 | |
| You Can't Have My Lawyers-i Don't Want Yours | Leave You | Unknown | No Votes | 136 | |||
| I Pray I Don't Deceive You | Would I Ever Leave You | Robert Goulet | 3.0 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 115 | |
| Ta, Ta Teddy-Roundiful Teddy | Ka, Ka, Katie-wonderful Katie | Unknown | 4.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 380 | |
| I'm A Snorer Hear Me Snore | I Am Woman Hear Me Roar | Helen Reddy | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.6 | 407 | |
| Honey Waltzed Away | The Last Waltz | Web Pierce | No Votes | 165 | |||
| They Call Me Mr. Rocker | They Call Me Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 1.8 | 2.0 | 1.8 | 154 | |
| Can't Help What Next''ll Be Goin' On | Can't Help Lovin' That Man | Lena Horne | 2.0 | 2.7 | 2.3 | 132 | |
| I Ditched My Yugo Cause the Horses Got Lame | I Crossed The Dessert In A Horse With No Name | America | 3.1 | 4.0 | 3.6 | 212 | |
| Dubya | El Paso | Marty Robbins | 2.5 | 3.2 | 2.9 | 137 | |
| Hillary, oh Hillary, Have You Met Hillary | Lydia, the Tattoed Lady | Virginia Weidler-Philadelphia Story | 3.6 | 3.5 | 3.3 | 259 | |
| Meteors Keep Fallin' On My Guord | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | B.J. Thomas | 2.5 | 3.2 | 2.8 | 121 | |
| You Picked A Fine Time to Conceive me, Lucille | Lucille | Kenny Rogers | 3.2 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 197 | |
| Ugly Woman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 673 | |
| Hello Old Lovers | Hello Young Lovers | Rosemary Clooney | 4.0 | 2.3 | 3.7 | 151 | |
| Jill | Bill | Richard Day-Reynolds Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 114 | |
| Swimmin' Toward Kisses Sweeter Than Wine | Kisses Sweeter Than Wine | Paul Campbell | 4.0 | 3.0 | 2.5 | 156 | |
| You Mean This Is Romance | Is That All There Is? | Peggy Lee | 4.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 139 | |
| They Call | They Call The Wind Mariah | The Kingston Trio | 2.4 | 2.4 | 2.3 | 372 | |
| You've Got The Tragic Touch | You've Got The Magic Touch | The Platters | 3.2 | 2.8 | 3.2 | 133 | |
| Only A Greek Would Be In Love With You | Nevertheless(I'm In Love With You) | Frank Sinatra | 1.8 | 2.0 | 1.5 | 112 | |
| The Traffic Is Far Too Slow | Too Darn Hot | Ann Miller | No Votes | 116 | |||
| (Now and then there's) Somebody Cool Such as I | (Now and then there's) A Fool Such as I | Elvis Pressley | 4.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 144 | |
| The Worst Looking Girl I Ever Saw | All The Things You Are | Barbra Streisand | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.0 | 121 | |
| Wintertime | Summertime | Lena Horne-written by George Gershwin & Dubose Hayward | 2.0 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 134 | |
| Why Did I Propose | Spanish Rose | Chita Rivera | 2.0 | 5.0 | 3.0 | 131 | |
| The First and Last Time I'm Ever Gonna See Your Face | The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face | Roberta Flack | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 157 | |
| I Won't Need You Until The Twelth Of Never, And That's A Long, Long Time | Twelth Of Never | Johnny Mathis | 1.8 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 704 | |
| You're Starting Year Number Three, My Lord | Chrystanthemum Tea | Cast of Pacific Overtures | 3.0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 250 | |
| Tarheel Welcome | Iowa Stubborn | Meredith Wilson(Music Man) | No Votes | 139 | |||
| I'm So Happy The Rabbit Didn't Die | I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry | Hank Williams, B.J. Thomas et al | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 138 | |
| Take This Dump and Shove It | Take This Job and Shove It | Johnny Paycheck | No Votes | 142 | |||
| Standing At The Donut Shop | Standing On The Corner | Four Lads & Dean Martin | No Votes | 137 | |||
| It's Off With You to Yom Kippur, I'll Just Zip My Zipper | Monica | Monica | No Votes | 213 | |||
| Bye, Bye Richard Simmons, Bye | American Pie | Don McLean | 2.5 | 2.8 | 2.5 | 245 | |
| She Dropped In And Sent Me To The Pen | Only Sixteen | Sam Cook | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.0 | 155 | |
| Where' Slick Willie Lay | Barbara Allen | Dolly Parton | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 141 | |
| King of Nothing | King of the Road | Roger Miller | No Votes | 117 | |||
| Laying Off The Bottle | Time In A Bottle | Jim Croce | No Votes | 94 | |||
| I Go Pretty Far | Brand New Key | Melanie | No Votes | 166 | |||
| Cigarette | Freight Train | Mac Wiseman | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
