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Song Parodies -> "She Dropped In And Sent Me To The Pen"

Original Song Title:

"Only Sixteen"

Original Performer:

Sam Cook

Parody Song Title:

"She Dropped In And Sent Me To The Pen"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Hayes

The Lyrics

Sam Cook was a great singer and this was one of his best.
She was only sixteen, only sixteen
I loved her so
She was thinking I would take her to Niagra
I was trying out my new bottle of Viagra

We'd laugh and we'd sing
Then she'd ask me about a wedding ring
I got her a zirconia and set her heart aglow
She was dumb and I was just slow

Why did I give my heart so fast
It will never happen again
She was a mere lass of sixteen
And I spent a year in the pen

She was only sixteen, only sixteen
I loved her so
But she was too young to fall in love
And I was too dumb to know

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