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Song Parodies -> "Take This Dump and Shove It"

Original Song Title:

"Take This Job and Shove It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Paycheck

Parody Song Title:

"Take This Dump and Shove It"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Hayes

The Lyrics

Everybody who has ever hated a job loved this. The Dead Kennedys and many others recorded this and it was made into a movie
You can take this dump and shove it, I'm not renting here no more
When it rains it pours everywhere, pouring down through the ceiling
You have painted once in all these years, now by god, it is peeling
The crawling, flying roaches have even got in my refrigerator door
You can take this dump & shove it, I'm not renting here no more!

Somebody is always banging, rapping on my door
So I had to put up a sign "next door lives the whore!
There's cat and dogs in every nook & cranny
Don't play dumb, you know there're being feed by your granny.
The trains are forever roaring, noisely down the nearby track
Once again i gather up my clothes, knowing today I'm gonna pack
You can take this dump and shove it, I'm not renting here no more!

Just yesterday I told you to fix that badly performing transformer
This place lit up all to hell and now it's a whole hell of a lot warmer
Till now there was no heat in Winter, no air in the Summer
You never call a plumber, and upstairs there's that damn drummer!
You can take this dump and shove it, I' m not renting here no more!

Why can't you ever rent to somebody who doesn't make such noise
All of them are so ugly I can't even tell if they're girls or boys!
I'm moving out , this time you 's better not count on me anymore
What you'll have to do is double the rent on the whore. next door
You can take this dump and shove it, I'm not renting here no more!

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