Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "You Picked A Fine Time to Conceive me, Lucille"

Original Song Title:

"Lucille"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"You Picked A Fine Time to Conceive me, Lucille"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Hayes

The Lyrics

In a small rundown hospital in New York
The obstetrician is scrubbed and beginning his work

When suddently the thought started to hit me
What if I'm so ugly they won't even get me

Then I started cryin', and had a fear that I was dyin'
He whacked me and asked what is his name?

With a frown on their faces, they sat in their places
Calloused hands of one lookin' like a mountain held me
Then I looked around and knew I wasn't dead

Then he started shakin', his big heart was breakin'
And he turned to the woman and said

You picked a fine time to conceive him, Lucille
I'm the only man around and now you want me to pay the bill

He left for some whickey
I thought she had made him look small

I saw that she was a beauty,
Then she looked over at me
She said you're a cutie
We all will have to do our duty
But the words kept rambling through my head

I haven't had any good times
I have only had bad time, this time the hurtin' won't heal
You picked a fine time to conceive me, Lucille

You picked a fine time to conceive me, Lucille
No man around and you can't pay my bill
You picked a fine time to conceive me, Lucille

You may have had a fine time
Both of you may have had lots of fun
But you picked a fine time to conceive me, Lucille
No man around and you can't pay my bill
You picked a fine time to conceive me, Lucille

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 3
 3
 
 2   3
 2
 2
 
 3   1
 2
 2
 
 4   5
 3
 3
 
 5   5
 8
 8
 

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.


Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/kennyrogers0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 716