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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Need You Until The Twelth Of Never, And That's A Long, Long Time"

Original Song Title:

"Twelth Of Never"

Original Performer:

Johnny Mathis

Parody Song Title:

"I Won't Need You Until The Twelth Of Never, And That's A Long, Long Time"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Hayes

The Lyrics

You ask me when I'll need you
When I need more grease going down my drain

You ask me how long I'll love you, I'll tell you true
Until Saturday night, then I'll be through with you

Don't come any closer, you gotta let me go
Or I'm gonna bury you under forty feet of snow

I'll avoid you until bluebells forget to bloom
Why do you keep wastin' your money on Estee Lauder perfume?

You're never catch me as long as my legs still have some spring
Baby, I'm the last guy on earth who'd buy you a diamond ring

You can only have me on the twelth of never
And that's a long, long time

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