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Song Parodies -> "Honey Waltzed Away"

Original Song Title:

"The Last Waltz"

Original Performer:

Web Pierce

Parody Song Title:

"Honey Waltzed Away"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Hayes

The Lyrics

The bar room is empty the hour is three
Things started lookin' up as soon she sat on my knee

I love her, I love her , my lonely heart cried
'Til I find something pretty, then she better step aside

The juke box is playin' a song for me & my dame
I've asked her three times, honey what is your name

We both listen to the song that seems written for honey & me
So I gotta count my money, she doesn't work for free

The song will always remain in my memory
As they play the last waltz for honey & me

I love you, I love you, what is your name
I hear her whisper, honey they all say the same

They 'll close up soon, but she's in the restroom & won't come out
I whispered three times but now I'm startin' to shout

Honey, I love you , I love you, come out 'cause the hour is three
But they played the last waltz for somebody besides honey & me

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