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Song Parodies -> "The Traffic Is Far Too Slow"

Original Song Title:

"Too Darn Hot"

Original Performer:

Ann Miller

Parody Song Title:

"The Traffic Is Far Too Slow"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Hayes

The Lyrics

It's too darn slow
It's too darn slow

I'd like to ram everybody with my truck tonight
Especially the traffic engineer tonight

I'd like to ram everybody with my truck tonight
Especially the traffic engineer tonight

I'm like to fight everybody tonight
But it's too darn hot

According to the latest government report
There's never been such driving by the average Joe

I can't worry about that 'cause I'm seeing my baby you know
When the temperature and my baby are hot

There's only one place I know I will go
You'd better get out of my way 'cause you're far too slow

The traffic is far too slow
It's far too slow

The traffic is far too slow
It's far too slow

The traffic is far too slow
It's far too slow


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