-> "Hello Old Lovers"
Original Song Title:
"Hello Young Lovers"
Parody Song Title:
"Hello Old Lovers"
Hello old lovers, whoever you are
I hope your kids don't live with you
I hope your rheumatism isn't hurting tonight
I've had a pain or two
Be careful, old lovers, don't trip whatever you do
I've fell down the stairs a time or two
Keep Dreaming,old lovers, be sure to take every pill
Bob Dole can tell you what Viagra will do
Stay close,old lovers, or else you will get lost
I've asked for directions a time or two
I know how it is to suddenly get ill
And stagger down the street in a trance
You walk down the street with a chance that you'll meet
A new lover not really by chance
Don't cry, old lovers, whatever you do
Don't cry because you are alone
All of my memories are happy tonight
I've got a new love of my own
I've had a love like yours
I'll call her if I have a dime for the phone
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