Oh Hillary,oh Hillary,have you met Hillary?
Hillary, The Tattoed Lady
She has those lyin' eyes people abhor
Bulgin' thighs we hate even more

Hillary,oh Hillary,that encyclo-pidia
Oh Hillary The Queen of Tatoos
On her butt is The Battle of Waterloo
On her back is "For the Price of One, You Get Two"

Oh Hillary,oh Hillary, say, have you met Hillary?
Hillary The Tattoed Lady
When her muscles start to quiver
She swallows Bill whole, even the Liver
Hillary,ohHillary, that encyclo-pidia
Oh Hillary, The Queen of them all

On her bosom is a new health plan
On her arm reads Monica Bill Ain't Your Man
You can learn a lot from Hillary
Hillary,oh Hillary,that encyclo-pidia
Oh Hillary the Champ of Them All

Hillary,oh Hillary, how are things with you and Billary?
From Bill you learned how to get the "Village Idiot Vote"
Without him you're just another Nanny Goat
You can learn a lot from Billary!