I am snorer, hear me snore
You don't like it hit the door
Snorer-S N O R E R

It's your period, hear you weep
I can't snore 'cause I can't sleep
You are woman- W O M A N

Time to talk, let's sign a truce
You hate snoring, what's the use
I am snorer-S N O R E R

I went to a psychiatrist, I looked for hope
Could he cure me, he said nope
Psychiatrist-P S Y C H I A T R I S T

We're before the judge, he must rule
He loves women, a woman's tool
He is judge-J U D G E

We got divorced, but remarried again
I started snoring again & the spit hit the fan
'Cause she is woman-W O M A N

I'm now a bachelor, such a slob
I lost my woman, now my job
I'm a failure-F A I L U R E