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Song Parodies -> "Cigarette"

Original Song Title:

"Freight Train"

Original Performer:

Mac Wiseman

Parody Song Title:

"Cigarette"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Hayes

The Lyrics

Elizabeth Cotton wrote this when she was twelve because she wondered where the train passing her house was going and what the people would be like in the cities along the route.
Cigarette, cigarette, gotta puff it fast
Cigarette, cigarette, gotta puff it fast
So my wife won't see as I walk past !

When I'm dead and in my grave
Not one cigarette will I then crave
Place the stones at my head and feet
And tell my wife I've gone to sleep.

Cigarette, cigarette, gotta puff it fast
Cigarette, cigarette, gotta puff it fast
So my wife won't see as I walk past !

When I'm dead and in my grave
Not one cigarette will I then crave
Place the stones at my head and feet
And tell my wife I've gone to sleep.

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