-> "Is It Any Wonder That Our Eyes Are Red"
Original Song Title:
"Poor 'ol Caligua"
Parody Song Title:
"Is It Any Wonder That Our Eyes Are Red"
Poor 'ol Monica, careful who you kiss
Did you ever wonder it would come to this
Is it any wonder that your dress got stained
Poor 'ol Monica, you poor 'ol soggy mess
Poor 'ol Bill, you lousy, craven crook
Everybody that knows you gonna write a book
Is it any wonder Ken Starr's comin' on so strong
Poor 'ol Bill your nose is growin' long
Poor 'ol Hillary ,you're in a scandal-maybe even two
Poor 'ol Hillary, what you gonna do
That NY congress post is comin' up for bid
Poor 'ol Hillary, don't tell them what you hid
Poor 'ol Chelsea, are you happy are you sad
Tell us what you know dear, are your parents good or bad
Is it any wonder you're hidden from public view
Poor 'ol Chelsea, what you gonna do
Poor 'ol public you don't know what to do
Everyone knows the Clinton's made a fool of you
Poor 'ol Gore, he'll never get the vote
Poor 'ol Gore, that poor 'ol wooden dolt
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