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Song Parodies -> "Laying Off The Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Time In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Laying Off The Bottle"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Hayes

The Lyrics

If I could lay off of the bottle
The first thing I likely would do
Is pack up my things and spend
All my time with Marilyn Monroe
There'd be no time left for you.

Every day with you seems like forever
If words could make wishes come true
Every day with Marilyn would last forever
And I'd never spend another day with you.

There never is enough time with Marilyn
To do all the things I'd like to do
Every time we are together I look up
And oh my god all I see it is you !

But I have a scrapbook for wishes
And dreams that never seem to come true
The album is almost empty
And the pictures are of guess who ?

There is never enough time with Marilyn
To do all the things I'd like to do
Every time we are together I look up
And oh my god all I see is you!

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