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Song Parodies -> "Ugly Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Ugly Woman"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Hayes

The Lyrics

Ugly woman, with her ugly feet
Ugly woman, please don't take that empty seat
Ugly woman
I don't believe you, let me tell the truth
No one could look as ugly as you do

Ugly woman, there's no lard on me
Ugly woman, I couldn't help but see
That you look fat as you can be
Ugly woman, why did you sit down beside of me

Ugly woman, won't you go away
Ugly woman, tell me you cannot stay
Ugly woman, can't you find yourself another guy
Ugly woman, nay, nay, nay

Ugly woman, look the other way
Ugly woman, there is nothing more to say
'Cause I don't need you, I can't treat you right
Ugly woman, you'll not be mine tonight

Ugly woman, please just walk away,hey
Did you hear what I had to say
I guess I'll go on home, it's late
Find yourself another date
What do I see

I hope I don't see what I think I see
My God, she's walking back toward me
Oh, oh, ugly woman

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Pacing: 2.9
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 25

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