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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

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Knot Ay Dum Blaund My friend and I came up with it when we were really bored. We, of course, are not blonde, but we are mean and make fun of preppy people with blonde hair. This is how we hypothisize a dumb blonde would spell it like. fiifii
The Knotted Knoxville Nuns  Cool band name because i met a nun from Knoxville and she had this rope thing around her waist with a bunch of knots in it. Then she quit and started doing Patagonian porno and became a big star and now runs a moped dealership somewhere in Iceland. badboybear
The Knuckle Children For a band that doesn't mind taking the p*** out of themselves because it basically means (semen). It's from "Family Guy". Genius! Nick
Knuckle Pop I was just sitting in class one day, popping my knuckles. Then I thought, 'hey that'd be a great band name'.  YOUR MAMA
Knumb Well we just think it's cool cause it's spelled in corectly like so many real Punk bands such as "Staind" and "Korn" and many others.  Chris
Koala That! My friend's MSN name was "<3 Koala that <3 Serj Tankian!!! <3" So I thought she loved both "Koala That" and Serj Tankian. I asked her what "Koala That" was, and she explained to me that it was supposed to say "koala that <3 (loves) Serj Tankian!!!" Then I found out that "Koala That" would be a cool band name. I threw in the ! to make it sound like a proper sentence. Foxy-chan
KoalaPanzer Picture a Koala with a rocket launcher. Bob Saget
Kokealorna (coke on lown mower) A stoned event which provoked many hours of laughter. The guy wh did it was our drummer at the time and wanted to call the band that. cal
Kolbold We all had German nicknames and Kolbold means troublesome elves in German folk lore. Berlinger
Koolaid Collagen Alliteration's always good!  Mike Oxlong
Koosticania Crisp...wooden...acoustic..very raw Memong
Kormatose Adds a bit of the flavour of Indian cooking to what should be an ultra-heavy, suicidal death metal band! Dan Abnormal
Kornfedd and DJ BJ I figured this would work for a white rapper and his homosexual sidekick. ZenTellah
Kouime Got it from a club on DeviantArt... I am a proud Kouist, and Kouism entitles a LOT of anime-watching, so... Kouime. Rolls off the tongue. Kuu ee meh... therealdeepblue
KowaBOnga This name would be good for a band that is crazy and loves to surf. Ryan C.
Kramerica Industries A tribute to "Seinfeld." This is the name Kramer gives to his fictional corporation that would produce oil-containing "bladders" for ships and a dispenser that had both ketchup & mustard in it. H.E. Pennypacker
Krazoa I dunno, I heard this name from a game these two guys were talking about. It sounds like a spirit that possesses you or something. I'm thinking to myself..."Sounds like a band name with some flair," Maybe it could take over the minds of people and make it be the number one band on the top of the charts? V.D Era
Kronic Rage When i was in my band in California, my name was Kronic Rage but someone in Eureka (few miles down) said his band was named Chronic Rage, either name is a good name, one for Psychos and another for stoners... eh! Kalyphornya
Kronos The father of Hades, the Lord of The Underworld. Slade
Kronos The father of Hades, the Lord of the Underworld. Slade
kronos' cauchemar Supposed to be in all lowercase. Means "Kronos' Nightmare". Had this idea from a roleplay I'm currently doing. burusama
Kryptik I made a cool logo for this possible band...a skull and crossbones, with the lower ^ part of the X that makes the crossbones as a ? mark. It would have to be spelled that way too. Greg
Kryptonite On myspace.com now, everyone has their name followed by a random word starting with the same letter. One of my friends came up with Kryptonite following her K name. Kryptonite is what any surviving fragment of the exploded planet, Krypton, ((which would also be a cool name)) home of Superman. MauraLabingi
KT Skipped  this name is kool because me and my girlfrend katie thought of it when would skip school just so we could talk to eachother and because she is the hottest chick in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  joe
Kublai Khan He was the fifth and last Khagan of the Mongol Empire and founded the Yuan Dynasty. Always thought it would make a cool band name. agel84433
Kulier I was in the New Orleans ghetto and found the word "kalier" written in chalk on the streets. I couldn't get that name out of my head for some reason. When my friend's band needed a name, I suggested Kalier. But then since it was written somwhere they decided to change it to "Kulier" and it's was just cool. Jammy
The Kung Fu Afro Stars I'm think of a cross between the Harlem Globetrotters and Sunday Morning Chopstick Theater. Jace
Kung Fu Pie and the Kamikaze Applesauce Long story. One day back when my band was called Tuna Safe Dolphin, my bassist and I were talking about all the different types of pie, while at the same time continuing a conversation about martial arts. We like to multi-task like that. Anyways, he was naming off odd pies such as derby pie, shepard's pie, and etc and suddenly I said "Kung Fu Pie." he replied "That sound's like a band name." and now we are Kung Fu Pie. Whenever we have more members or jam with people, we become kung fu pie and the kamikaze applesauce. Nik of Cutarug Productions
Kung Fu S.W.A.T. Team I heard it off the movie National Security Blake
Kung-pow Supreme It's usually my order at the wok Austin Misonznick
The Kursed I was thinking of Korn, Kovenant and Kreator if you know those bands were they used a "K" instead of a "C" E93
Kursk The name of a Russian nuclear sub. It sank, in the early '90s I believe, because a bunch of the torpedoes in the front hold went off, killing most of the crew. The rest died from starvation, and Raditation poisoning. Julien
KUSEW its simple, sticks in your mind, it would suit a punk band with perhaps funny lyrics. just read it backwards to see what it means (at least they're not being big-headed! the artful typer
Kute Kitty Jam Because its something different! We came up with it is our letters of our names. kim

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