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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

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Entries Beginning with K, Page 2

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Killing Babies with Spoons I know, ick. But something about contemplating the ways you could do it gets to me. (This is the name I use when I think someone is pretending to have heard of bands they actually haven't. If they say they've heard of KBWS, I know they're full of it. pmshaw
Killing Karma 2 fighting concepts that sounds cool and fast together. zoe de andrea
Killing Sunday I found it carved into a rock in the middle of a forest Jered
Killing The Messenger You know that old phrase, "Don't kill the messenger"? ... Well, some of us take that as the old "reverse-psychology" ploy. Tapistrie Jay
Killpaco Paco( pronounced pa- ko) is an annoying parrot that sang on a cd in my french class. It was supposed to help us learn what time it was. Then Paco asked what time it was and my friend said it was time to kill Paco. It was like a gift from God. umm yeah
Kindergarten DropOuts Well...In the 6th grade i started a band and it didnt go very far. We just practiced for a couple months. This was our name and i think its a cool name for like a young band like littler than 8th grade. Im in a bnad again and we can't decide on a name. You got any cool ideas? Mal
Kinectoman It was a joke in a video game magazine. I thought it had a nice ring to it. G
King You know, like queen? But it could be four women instead of men:) Alison
King Friday I've always thought King Friday would be an excellent band name...named after the king of the Land of Make Believe on Mr. Roger's Neighborbood. And to be even better, the name of the first album by King Friday would have to be "Correct As Usual" Michael Crowley
King Nevu and the Dukes of Trelzor Well, my dad always talks about " Zorak of Trelzor". And some friends call him King Nevu. I was kind of bored one day and came up with the name. I thought it was cool. Jim Nevala
King Nosmo I was sitting outside my high school, when I saw a "no smoking" sign on the doors, cut directly at the "Nosmo-king" area. I reversed this, and just sort of came up with this idea. Ehm
King Nothing It's the name of one of my most fav(e) Metallica songs. But it looks like it has potential to become an awesome band name. grunge rules
King Ring Nancy This was my drummer's old band. The guitarist was looking at a pack of Players Light cigarettes (Canadian). The messege on the pack read: "Smoking During Pregnancy Can Harm Your Baby". He started crossing out letters on the pack and voula, King Ring Nancy was born. Pretty cool eh? Darin
King Super Named after King Soopers, a small grocery chain in Colorado. My dad was stationed in Denver, and he pronounced it "King Super", which I thought it was too. rocky
Kings of Anarchy There can't be a king of anarchy, that's an oxymoron. RevengeFromMars YouTube
The Kings of Mediocrity Me and my friends get mediocre grades, so we gave our band this tenative name. Blackout
Kingz My basketball team. NICKI
Kinky Gravel we were walking thru a lane and we were talking about where people get their names from. i saw a leaf and sed Amber Leaf! (As in the tobacco) then my friend(band mate) sed kinky gravel. lol its pretty sad laura
Kinky Krotch Fistfighters Just from something I saw online about kinky stuff and fists. And yes, it involves crotches. Badboy Bear
Kinky Picnic I actually witnessed this in a open park in South Africa...enough said!!  Brennan Woollands
Kirby and the Dreamlanders From the popular video game series. If your name happens to be Kirby, and you start a band, why not? Olvan the Terrible
Kirby Error Chemistry My organic chemistry professor often made reference to "curvy arrow chemistry", a major convention of organic chemistry for diagraming reactions and accounting for what electrons go where when the reactions occur. But for the first two months of the course, I didn't understand what he was saying, and I thought he was saying "Kirby error chemistry" instead. Dawn Anwad
Kishkabob Having a Pirates of the Carribean dream after reading Tokyo Mew Mew is NOT good for your health. Trust me. Turns out a great band name comes out of it, though. therealdeepblue
Kishkabob Having a Pirates of the Carribean dream after reading Tokyo Mew Mew is NOT good for your health. Trust me. Turns out a great band name comes out of it, though. therealdeepblue
Kiss My Bass For obvious reasons. electronic
Kiss My Poodle's Donkey I know it sounds like I'm lying but they were a Sydney Band a few years back. It's the best band name ever. Inbetween
Kisses From Hell I was bored and thinking up band names, and my friend was whining about how her ex was the devil. So I asked her that if he was the devil than why did she spend so much time making out with him? She said, "Because I happen to LIKE Kisses from Hell." That kind of stuck in my head. -Punk-Rock-
KissForDaddy It's just a little something that I came up with and it's been my name on MSN messenger for, heck, I dont know how long. It's my MySpace name! Kaitlyn
Kissing Jessica Stein kewl movie about a girl who becomes a lesbian then decides to fall in love with her boss instead who is a guy... pretty funny though The killer Rayah
Kista: Video Project 6 I was looking at my music videos that I was watching during writing (actually, listening to) and saw a heading that said "kistamusicvideo priject 6". I just thought it was kind of a neat name. Douglas Bucksworth aka D.B.
Kitana's Stars Kitana means 'sword' in Japanese, so I thought it would be cool. Britta
The Kitchen Sink We play everything but.... boober
Kittens On Fire Because, it sounds cute and silly and yet, totally Metal! G
Kitty to Karen From part of the lyrics to the Cake song "Short Skirt Long Jacket". Might work for an all-female band. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Kiwi Punch Kiwi Punch was our elementary school band. Our symbol would be a green fist, (no,not the hulk!) with maybe orange or yellow or pink. BTW-This is ours! Look for Kiwi Punch cd's. We're gonna be famous someday, I promise! sama
Kix Cassady I was tryin 2 put in ' Lix Cassady ' for a story but I accidently put in ' Kix cassady ' ! Lixa
Klapaucius It was the money cheat for the unpatched version of The Sims for the PC. JeReMy
Klaws for Jous Dedicated to little spuddy nerds :) LOL This name shows us two strong beginnings - Claws and Jaws and it is in this turn shows some strong charming band. Razer
Klorgbane and the Destroyers Similar to my previous submission "Klorgbane the Destroyer" JeReMy
Klorgbane the Destroyer It's a character from Regular Show, with one of the most awesome character names in TV history. JeReMy
Klu Klux Katholic Makes you think of what it could mean. Plus it is always a good idea to mispell words in band names. I'm thinking industrial speed metal with a girl playing lead guitar in a nun's outfit. An opening band for KWAR.  Stace
Knee Placenta On an episode of World's Dumbest, a drunk driver said he couldn't do the "walk in a straight line" test because of a "knee defect". His knee defect was that the "placenta (in his knee) was torn" JeReMy
Knights On The Town Instead of "Night On The Town". Everybody dresses up in knight suits, making it a very heavy metal band. Sam
Knives and Knuckles Once I was trying to think of a fake band name for my Halloween character' since my sister, our friend and I were all going to be in a band for Halloween. They didn't like the name, but I loved it. Nicki
Kno-CoMpLy this is a skateboarding trick but misspelled so its sounds kewl name for a band so thats why we picked it  pmplayer29(jared)
Knock 'em Out i knocked someone out! everybody thought it was cool! good name for a rock band!!!! Sophie Bev(Q.K.S rules)
Knodid It's the name of my old band. Knodid
Knot Ay Dum Blaund My friend and I came up with it when we were really bored. We, of course, are not blonde, but we are mean and make fun of preppy people with blonde hair. This is how we hypothisize a dumb blonde would spell it like. fiifii
The Knotted Knoxville Nuns  Cool band name because i met a nun from Knoxville and she had this rope thing around her waist with a bunch of knots in it. Then she quit and started doing Patagonian porno and became a big star and now runs a moped dealership somewhere in Iceland. badboybear
Knoxville coz like Johnny Knoxville and the city it is pretty awesome. Me and mi mates use it as our band name. booatthezoo
The Knuckle Children For a band that doesn't mind taking the p*** out of themselves because it basically means (semen). It's from "Family Guy". Genius! Nick
Knuckle Dragging Prime Apes A friend called me one and I added an s to it. Sinister Sully
Knuckle of Souh (Not south) I saw it on a menu in a Polish restaurant. Good name for a Heavy Metal band. The Edster
Knuckle Pop I was just sitting in class one day, popping my knuckles. Then I thought, 'hey that'd be a great band name'.  YOUR MAMA
Knumb Well we just think it's cool cause it's spelled in corectly like so many real Punk bands such as "Staind" and "Korn" and many others.  Chris
Koala That! My friend's MSN name was "<3 Koala that <3 Serj Tankian!!! <3" So I thought she loved both "Koala That" and Serj Tankian. I asked her what "Koala That" was, and she explained to me that it was supposed to say "koala that <3 (loves) Serj Tankian!!!" Then I found out that "Koala That" would be a cool band name. I threw in the ! to make it sound like a proper sentence. Foxy-chan
KoalaPanzer Picture a Koala with a rocket launcher. Bob Saget
Kokealorna (coke on lown mower) A stoned event which provoked many hours of laughter. The guy wh did it was our drummer at the time and wanted to call the band that. cal
Kolbold We all had German nicknames and Kolbold means troublesome elves in German folk lore. Berlinger
Kolleen Kardashian A lesser known Kardashian sister Regina Haniger
Konstance Kardashian A lesser known Kardashian sister Regina Haniger
Koolaid Collagen Alliteration's always good!  Mike Oxlong
Koosticania Crisp...wooden...acoustic..very raw Memong
Korinne Kardashian A lesser known Kardashian sister Regina Haniger
Kormatose Adds a bit of the flavour of Indian cooking to what should be an ultra-heavy, suicidal death metal band! Dan Abnormal
Kornfedd and DJ BJ I figured this would work for a white rapper and his homosexual sidekick. ZenTellah
Korpus There's a church in the city I live in called "Corpus Christi". I just replaced the "C" with a "K" and thought it sounded cool. Spillmizer
Kouime Got it from a club on DeviantArt... I am a proud Kouist, and Kouism entitles a LOT of anime-watching, so... Kouime. Rolls off the tongue. Kuu ee meh... therealdeepblue
KowaBOnga This name would be good for a band that is crazy and loves to surf. Ryan C.
Kramerica Industries A tribute to "Seinfeld." This is the name Kramer gives to his fictional corporation that would produce oil-containing "bladders" for ships and a dispenser that had both ketchup & mustard in it. H.E. Pennypacker
Krasno, Krasno, and Olowokandi It's a combination of a Pennsylvania law firm Krasno, Krasno, and Onwudinjo and former NBA player Michael Olowokandi JeReMy
Krasno, Krasno, and One Direction It's a combination of a Pennsylvania law firm Krasno, Krasno, and Onwudinjo and One Direction. Could be a combination of my submission Krasno, Krasno, and Olowokandi and 1D JeReMy
Kraut and Douty It rhymes Winter Pepper
The Kraut Krew I tried thinking of names with kraut in them. Winter Pepper
The Krauts I'm a kraut. Winter Pepper
Krazoa I dunno, I heard this name from a game these two guys were talking about. It sounds like a spirit that possesses you or something. I'm thinking to myself..."Sounds like a band name with some flair," Maybe it could take over the minds of people and make it be the number one band on the top of the charts? V.D Era
The Krazy Krauts It's alliterative Winter Pepper
Krimson Beauty  Ashton
Kroger Hotbar Mistake I made that mistake Jessie
Kronic Rage When i was in my band in California, my name was Kronic Rage but someone in Eureka (few miles down) said his band was named Chronic Rage, either name is a good name, one for Psychos and another for stoners... eh! Kalyphornya
Kronos The father of Hades, the Lord of The Underworld. Slade
Kronos The father of Hades, the Lord of the Underworld. Slade
kronos' cauchemar Supposed to be in all lowercase. Means "Kronos' Nightmare". Had this idea from a roleplay I'm currently doing. burusama
The Krumphoot Singers A friend of mine tells how his sister was once singing "Silver Bells", when for some reason, instead of singing "It's Christmas time in the city", she sang "It's Christmas time in the krumphoot". She later said she had no memory of singing that, nor does she report having any knowledge of what "krumphoot" might mean or having any idea why she sang that at the time. Incidentally, "krumphoot" is pronounced like the words "crump" and "hoot" juxtaposed. The "p" and "h" don't combine to form an "f" sound. Regina Haniger
The Krusty Krud It's another term for dry scalp Down South. My dad would always say "You don't have dandruff, you got the crusty crud." Saran Rapp
Kryptik I made a cool logo for this possible band...a skull and crossbones, with the lower ^ part of the X that makes the crossbones as a ? mark. It would have to be spelled that way too. Greg
Kryptonite On myspace.com now, everyone has their name followed by a random word starting with the same letter. One of my friends came up with Kryptonite following her K name. Kryptonite is what any surviving fragment of the exploded planet, Krypton, ((which would also be a cool name)) home of Superman. MauraLabingi
Krystal Kardashian A lesser known Kardashian sister Regina Haniger
KT Skipped  this name is kool because me and my girlfrend katie thought of it when would skip school just so we could talk to eachother and because she is the hottest chick in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  joe
Kublai Khan He was the fifth and last Khagan of the Mongol Empire and founded the Yuan Dynasty. Always thought it would make a cool band name. agel84433
Kulier I was in the New Orleans ghetto and found the word "kalier" written in chalk on the streets. I couldn't get that name out of my head for some reason. When my friend's band needed a name, I suggested Kalier. But then since it was written somwhere they decided to change it to "Kulier" and it's was just cool. Jammy
KumKwat Kinda like Korn.... but more.... KumKwaty-ish SpLoObZ
The Kung Fu Afro Stars I'm think of a cross between the Harlem Globetrotters and Sunday Morning Chopstick Theater. Jace
Kung Fu Pie and the Kamikaze Applesauce Long story. One day back when my band was called Tuna Safe Dolphin, my bassist and I were talking about all the different types of pie, while at the same time continuing a conversation about martial arts. We like to multi-task like that. Anyways, he was naming off odd pies such as derby pie, shepard's pie, and etc and suddenly I said "Kung Fu Pie." he replied "That sound's like a band name." and now we are Kung Fu Pie. Whenever we have more members or jam with people, we become kung fu pie and the kamikaze applesauce. Nik of Cutarug Productions
Kung Fu S.W.A.T. Team I heard it off the movie National Security Blake
Kung-pow Supreme It's usually my order at the wok Austin Misonznick
The Kursed I was thinking of Korn, Kovenant and Kreator if you know those bands were they used a "K" instead of a "C" E93
Kursk The name of a Russian nuclear sub. It sank, in the early '90s I believe, because a bunch of the torpedoes in the front hold went off, killing most of the crew. The rest died from starvation, and Raditation poisoning. Julien
KUSEW its simple, sticks in your mind, it would suit a punk band with perhaps funny lyrics. just read it backwards to see what it means (at least they're not being big-headed! the artful typer
Kute Kitty Jam Because its something different! We came up with it is our letters of our names. kim

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