Names -> Cool Band Names -> H, Page 3
Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.
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Name | Origin | Submitted by: | ||
| Hitlerz Rowboat | saw it on "king of the hill" hank's dad was selling some of his war doodads, when a guy comes up to him and asks "how much for that boat?" cotton answers: "why thats hitlers rowboat".........or something like that, | subkick | ||
| HKey Local Machine | It is from the Windows Registry. I always thought it sounded cool | Steven | ||
| Hobospank | its funny, meand some friends were in guitar class andsome 1 said hubastank and i thought he said hobospankso thats the name of our band now | jon | ||
| HogJaw | one of the guys on a radio show I listen to (armstrong and getty), plays that would be a cool name for a band thing. His idea. I liked it use it on rock band. | ungr8ful Gamer | ||
| Hoinjdoink | Its a dutch soccer players last name and we thought it would be a great name for a band...IT is not assigned at the moment but if anyone wants it , you can have it..make sure you make it big..so I can one day say....I came up with that Idea......Good Luck....Let's give it up for HOINJDOINK | Cesar Jana | ||
| holadanada | coz its th name of my bar band..and it means just like it sounds,..whole lotta nada..means we aint got s*** | brad | ||
| Holden Evil | Holden from the character in The Catcher in the Rye and Evil cause it adds a little bit of interest...and it sounds like Holding Evil | Tayde | ||
| Holden McGroin | On "Friends", what Joey used as a stage name for an audition, just after he found out "Joey Stalin" (which Chandler suggested in jest) was already taken, 'and he was a very bad man'. | punk | ||
| The Holey Rollers | My friend and I were bowling one day and we decided to name our team the Holy Rollers-and I was thinking ... rock_n_roll, rollers, holey because it isn't exactly saint's music. | Liza | ||
| Holiday Gravy Boat Explosion | My friend was telling me about a horrible gravy accident at her mother-in-laws house during our "What happened at your family's Christmas celebration" discussion. She told me the story and to try and make light of a terrible situation, I told her that it would be the perfect band name! | Jano | ||
| The Hollandaise Sauce | I just picked any random food I could think of and -hey presto! Who could have known that something that could make Eggs Benedict taste so awesome could also serve as a band name? | Mer ? | ||
| Holley and the 4 Barrels | This is one for all you hot rodders. I used to run a holley carb on mine and can see a five piece band led by a rock chick called holley. Way to cool!! Any takers?? | Jeff | ||
| Hollow Notes | While we're on the subject of misheard lyrics, how about misheard BAND names. My sister's friend thought for the longest time that this was the name of "Hall and Oates". Perhaps it's more unique than just two names!! | M-B52 | ||
| Hollow Point | My son was looking for a name for his punk band and I thought that this seemed appropriate for the "explosive" and driving kind of music they play. Plus, the name has meanings on more than one level---a hollow point bullet is one that explodes as it penetrates its target, not unlike the way punk music invades your senses; and since punk music seems to reflect a sense of nihilism, it seems to ask the question, of life and everything in it, "What's the point?....Everything, everyone is hollow........empty." | Cherry | ||
| Hollow Temple | well its kinda for a gothic depressing band that will soon kill themesleves in canada. Your temple is your body and if u have a hollow temple i guess you could say your depressed. i dont knw. have fun iwth it i guess. your the one that made the site | shanana | ||
| Holocaustco | Because for some reason, COSTCO sells giant pizza ovens | lionheart | ||
| Holographic Tatoo | Can't you just imagine one on your arm? That would be cool! | Randy Yearout | ||
| Holsum | I saw it on the side of a bread truck... hmm... | Tim | ||
| Holy | hej venner | |||
| Holy Cow | i think of this name just as a name i say a lot see i would be like Holy cow i messed up and my friend David says STOP praising a stupid cow and i say i cant help it it is just a word u say a lot but i think this name is hilarious it would go for a punk band or something. | Kayla | ||
| Home School Rocket Science | Saw this on a marquee at the local Tae Kwan Do dojo. I guess they are offering classes for home school kids. | Teddy Salad | ||
| Homemade Hamburgers | We thought of it in cooking class and thought it ROCKED. So we were laughing the whole time of picturing it being an actual band name! | Vance&Ashleigh | ||
| Homer and the Sexuals | Someone once called my bandmates and I this (Not the name of my band, though). It was funnier in retrospect, since word got around that it was the actual name of my band | Homer Stunkt | ||
| Honey Dipped Dwarfs | Short 'n sweet. All I have to say. | Revolutinyesitis | ||
| Honey Sanchez | She was a Roller Derby chick back in the day. | Joser | ||
| Hong Kong Suicide | Took a random city and a random word and voila! Hong Kong was a good choice because I like 3 word names. | Faizal | ||
| Honor Student Dropouts | I made this name for my band because I always get bad grades. I then dropped out for a while, before going to a Alt-Ed. I do good here, so therefore, I'm an Honor Student, Dropout. | Nick | ||
| Hood Rats | Jon | |||
| The Hooded Hoodlums | me & my friends always where hoodies & this guy yelled at us and called us hoodlums | d | ||
| Hoodwink | This was a band we started in high school. It means to trick or influence by slyness. | Mike | ||
| Hoof-Hearted | I think it would be a great name for a country band. They could sell t-shirts with a horse shoe over the left breast pocket. And there could be a rival heavy metal band called "ice melted". | holliwil | ||
| Hooked on Estrogen | Acronym is HoE and the hooked on estrogen implies the band's sexual nature | wes | ||
| Hoonglah | From 'jungla', which is Spanish for jungle and is pronounced "hoon-glah'". | Roberto | ||
| Hooray For Air Conditioners | I came up with it when it was hot out. I walked into an air-conditioned place. If you're starting a band, feel free to use this if you like. Sounds like a band somewhat like TMBG. | Tom | ||
| Hooray For Holly Weird | A take off on the old "Hooray for Hollywood". My weird girlfriend Holly. But I love her anyway... :) | Steve | ||
| Hope 41 | I think it would be cool for a Christian band/comedy group name, because if you mix a lot of feel-good Christian songs with a lot of CLEAN comedy, the results will be a lot of happy people! Also, you'll get a hidden message inside the name: Hope For EVERY One! | AVM | ||
| Hope Ends With Girlfriends | its kool cuz its diffrent i came up withit from all the girl problems ive had | Drewbie | ||
| Hope Fails | Sounds depressing. But hey, love it all the same. ;) | lucy babes | ||
| Hopeless Authority | I used it for a while but never worked out. In my case, it means that our government is screwed. | =-=- AgOnY ScEnE -=-= | ||
| The Hopeless Romantics | I came up with this band name when me and three friends grouped up and started playing tribute songs to other bands. Since we all have never been lucky in love (and we were all romantic in some way), we decided to call ourselves "The Hopeless Romantics". We are not a published band, just a few teens playing together. This is our name and if anyone steals it, this is my proof it is mine. | Alexander Ryan Prates | ||
| Horizontal Mambo | I have this guy friend who calls sex the horizontal mambo. I make fun of him for it, but secretly think its awesome. | shan | ||
| Horizontal Occupation | Politically correct name for "hooker". | billy | ||
| Horn-Swooped Bungo Ponies | Read it on the sleeve of Blue Oyster Cult album, Cultosaurus Erectus. A fictitious dinosaur. | YCS Digital Foundation | ||
| Horned Hobbits | I was watching "The Lord of the Rings", and the Hobbit looked like it had horns in one of the scenes. I thought it would be an awesome band name. | Me. Duh | ||
| Horny Mormons | i must say i wud have been happy to have thought this up however it is a bay area (San Francisco, Oakland) punk band. they are signed on lookout records. this name mainly just cracks me up its kinda an oxymoron. | skizzel | ||
| Horse Grinder | Group doing music like Aphex Twin's Come to Daddy with turntables, samplers, bass, guitars, vocals and lots of distortion. Still danceable. Sort of electro-clash meets grind-core. | the gnrl | ||
| Horse Hockey | It was said in an episode of "M*A*S*H" by Colonel Potter. Would probably fit a Canadian or Minnesota hard punk band. | old | ||
| Horton Eat's A Shoe | Not many people were aware, that when our good friend Dr. Suess lost his grip on reality, he penned this unfinished work as a follow-up to "If I Ran The Gulag". | princejellyfish | ||
| Horton Scratches His Peg | Dr. Suess's first and only trip to "Burning Man", was the inspiration for this gem after he caught a wicked case of "The Sneeches" | princejellyfish | ||
| Hose Rack on Prozac | Old rockers, they all have them and they're all on drugs...after being a has been ,Prozac. | alchem99 | ||
| Hostage Amish | It doesn't really tie you to one particular music genre.It's amusing and the Amish aren't going to find out about the band, unless they're kidnapped and forced to listen to a CD player. | TwoLeggedHamster | ||
| Hostages Of Life | I'm only twelve, but once i'm about sixteen, I'm going to start it up. So my brother and I decided we might make a band. We sat down and started thinking. We came up with a whole bunch weird names like Silent Scream, Bullet Proof Lies and finally I came up with Hostages of Life. My brother wanted Bullet Proof Lies and I wanted Hostages of Life. So we asked our mother which one she liked better. She said Hostages of Lies. | chase craft | ||
| The Hostile Pentacostals | There isn't too many Christian rappers and the few that are out there suck and are too wimpy to battle. So to state what i'm about I open with "I'm a hostile pentacostal..." in one my raps. | Buzzard Nalley ( real name ) | ||
| Hostile Puppets | We are the puppets of the government we are ruled by. But sometimes after all the oppression, we become hostile. It's one more way to remind the the loving, suit wearing idiots that the only thing that counts is what the people of a nation have to say. | Jolie | ||
| Hostile Takeover | used to be my band's name....very cool indeed | S.D.T. / Ben | ||
| Hot Chicks And Drag Queens | Sitting in a restaurant, my waiter friend said that he just served a table full of hot chicks and drag queens, which automatically sounds like something out of the mind of Lou Reed. | DAVID HARGARTEN | ||
| Hot Daughter | My brother's idea. Why? Because some dude might suck, but he might still have sexy female progeny. | Gomer Pyle | ||
| Hot Dog Biopsy | A perfect name for a black metal band, although it is nebulous regarding whether they are biopsies done on or with hot dogs. | Jason Reeher | ||
| The Hot Dog Jockies | My dad made it up when I was looking for a band name. We didn't use this one, but it's cool anyway. | Heather | ||
| Hot I | Just something that my sister said to warn me not to put plasticware on the "hot eye" of the stove, because the plastic would melt. I decided it needed a more narcisstic meaning. | Indy | ||
| Hot Ice | 30 years ago we used this name for our club band in NJ. Seemed like a "cool" name because we were cool and the band was "hot" We played the tri-state area Jersey shore in summer Bear Mt and NY NJ in winter Back til '78 Now that you know that were probably aren't "cool" anymore (though I still have my 63 P-bass). | Drew Troeder | ||
| Hot Ice | 30 years ago we used this name for our club band in NJ. Seemed like a "cool" name because we were cool and the band was "hot" We played the tri-state area Jersey shore in summer Bear Mt and NY NJ in winter Back til '78 Now that you know that were probably aren't "cool" anymore (though I still have my 63 P-bass). | Drew Troeder | ||
| Hot Ice | The character Hilda in the anime series "Outlaw Star" is nicknamed "Hot Ice" Hilda. It kinda sounds like a rock band, no? | Da Phoenix | ||
| Hot Liquid A**Fault | Good punk band name | LoveBoatCaptain | ||
| Hot Pink Nothing | Nothing like a chainmail name survey to come up with cool band names. | Alex | ||
| Hot Salsa Chips | Well, everybody likes hot salsa, RIGHT? And everyone likes chips, RIGHT?If this was a real band then they'd drink salsa before singing...I mean, they'd be friends with the Red Hot Chili Peppers!!! | Neokid | ||
| Hot Theory | Kendra | |||
| Hot Wax | cuz it has a double meaning. it could mean like the hot wax for your car or a steamy masturbation session | lee brasic | ||
| Hot-N-Sexy Natoman | Okay... So on the website tashari.org, there's a picture of the nerdiest guy ever, named Nate. The title was 'Hot_N_Sexy_Natoman' and the description was "Why Steve thinks Nate is hot and sexy I will never know." It's funny in location I suppose. Also, Natoman is my brother Nathan's nickname, though he's not hot and sexy, lol | Bean | ||
| Hotel 12 | Funny story, heh. A friend and I were seeing a movie at the theatre, and my date was meeting us there. Since he had other intentions for dating me, my friend and I were discussing the situation. He called to find out which theatre we were in. And having other subjects on the brain, instead of saying 'Theatre 12', I replied 'Hotel 12' and laughing histerically, blushed. | brittani | ||
| Hotpause | It's the opposite of Coldplay! | nancy | ||
| Hotstop | like coldplay but not but then it wud be linked to a girls g spot so maybe not... help!!!! | helen | ||
| HotWire | I thought of this name while I was at school. I think it's cool because a bunch of bands today have a serious attitude, and when you think of HotWire, you think of somebody actually hotwiring a car, which is serious business. So I thought HotWire would make a band sound serious. | Colton | ||
| Hotwired Dummies | At the autoshow looking at those dummies in the car. Sequel to CRASH CAR DUMMIES. | Frank | ||
| House of Calamity | I think it's cool [: | Erika | ||
| House of Cards | Me and my friends who have a band (but had no band name at the time) were bored one day and we were trying to build a house of cards. Then I said "why don't we just call our band house of cards?" Everyone agreed. | GothicPunkGirl | ||
| House On A Rock | We got it kind of from the bible? Are band is a Alternative Punk Christan Band. Are logo is a house on a rock an it's all night time with a big huge moon in back of the house.The house look's all lonley on a huge rock that look's like a mounain. | Steve,Mat,Brian,Chunk's | ||
| House Trianed | I got this name when my mom was compaining about my dog! | Justin | ||
| Household Waste | i was goin' back from town and thought about making up a nu metal band and my mate, chris, stares out da bus and sees a truck that says "household waste" and cos it's so random we decided it sounded cool! | mr frodo | ||
| The Houserockets | I've never forgotten this nonsensical "joke" that appeared on a teletext joke page a few years back: What do you call a red house? A houserocket! Even the page editor admitted he didn't get that one. | Ethelbroth The Unsteady | ||
| How About A Nice Game Of Chess? | From the movie WarGames - an unemphatic plea against the lure of global thermal-nuclear war. | Peter, Simon, and Toy | ||
| HP Hustlaz | Were from hp and all 4 of us are hustlaz | Snoopy | ||
| Hroblak | My husband used to jam with a guy with this last name. It sounded really unique. | Rhonda Oglesby | ||
| Huggable Urns | Perhaps the worst product proposal ever--store your relative's ashes in a teddy bear!--Huggable Urns is nonetheless a terrific name for a teenage Goth Metal band. Cradle of Filth meets the Veronicas! | Jason Reeher | ||
| Hugs Not Drugs | I am really wanting to start my own band so i was wanting something that sounded like me so i thought of "hugs not drugs" because thats like my #1 catchphrase (weird...i know) lol | Xstephany<3 | ||
| Human Albumen | I see it as a heavy metal band name. I was collecting boxes from the back of the hospital for an upcoming move. When we were packing, there were various pieces of paper in the boxes explaining how to use the rubber gloves, etc. This particular box had held human albumen. | LB | ||
| Human Limit | cuz theres only so much a Hunam can hold inside. | Mickey | ||
| Human Tails | From Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest. "Human Tails? Humans don't have tails, they have big bottoms that they wear bad shorts, and they walk around going 'HI HELEN'." | mtndue1 | ||
| Human Worm Beasts | sounds like a good name for a metal band. taken from one of Invader Zim's many rants against the human population of earth | bridget | ||
| Humanicans | It owns because thats what everyone in my hometown is, a walking humanican (half-human, half manican) that has no say in what they do and think that is the way life is......... | Dale Clemens | ||
| Hummingbird Wars | Watched the humming birds fight this weekend and thought it would be a cool name. What do you think? Could go for many types of music. | just gotta have fun | ||
| Hummus and Lightbulbs | This was an errand that we sent our dad on. He went to this organic food store. We told him the only things we needed hummus and lightbulbs. I said, dude. That's an awesome band name. | bowser724 | ||
| Hunanladdiad | Pronounced "Hoonan Lath Yad", its the Welsh word for suicide. Pretty good name, better than SpyneShank. | Jay_the_Weird | ||
| The Hundred Acre Hood | Ello! Winnie The Pooh Gangsterized! How Awesome Is That? I Love Winnie The Pooh But He Needed A Little Street Cred . Thus The Hundred Acre Hood Is Formed. | Anonymous Force of Cool | ||
| Hung Like Hamsters | someone was talking about a group of naked men and used this discription. If i saw this on a flyer i would be curious. | Casey | ||
| Hungry Ghosts | Pathetic lost souls from Hindu mythology that eternally long for food and drink, but can't consume any of it because of their inhumanly-thin necks; suitably exotic, obscure, and morbid for a metal band, wouldn't you say? | CC | ||
| Hungry Hungry Hippos | Hippos are totally pimp, and that game is epic... I think that would be an awesome band name. | Elle | ||
| Hurrashimamose | Someone on my messageboards had a dream where someone said, "Must pay sins, must pay sins, hurrashimamose". I thought Hurrashimamose would make a cool band name. | phamilto | ||
| Hurts Like a Wooden Kiwi | A friend of mine said somebody whacked him with a wooden kiwi once. | IHaveNoBrain | ||
| Hustlin' Hand Grenades | One day, I walked in 7th Heaven, looking for some items to buy. I was looking through their CD section, and there was a misplaced album "Hustlin'" in front of a Green Day album. The album cover on ("American Idiot") it was a heart/hand grenade. | Robert Horotn |
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