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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

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Hostile Takeover used to be my band's name....very cool indeed S.D.T. / Ben
Hot Chicks And Drag Queens Sitting in a restaurant, my waiter friend said that he just served a table full of hot chicks and drag queens, which automatically sounds like something out of the mind of Lou Reed. DAVID HARGARTEN
Hot Daughter My brother's idea. Why? Because some dude might suck, but he might still have sexy female progeny. Gomer Pyle
Hot Dog Biopsy A perfect name for a black metal band, although it is nebulous regarding whether they are biopsies done on or with hot dogs.  Jason Reeher
The Hot Dog Jockies My dad made it up when I was looking for a band name. We didn't use this one, but it's cool anyway. Heather
Hot I Just something that my sister said to warn me not to put plasticware on the "hot eye" of the stove, because the plastic would melt. I decided it needed a more narcisstic meaning.  Indy
Hot Ice 30 years ago we used this name for our club band in NJ. Seemed like a "cool" name because we were cool and the band was "hot" We played the tri-state area Jersey shore in summer Bear Mt and NY NJ in winter Back til '78 Now that you know that were probably aren't "cool" anymore (though I still have my 63 P-bass).  Drew Troeder
Hot Ice 30 years ago we used this name for our club band in NJ. Seemed like a "cool" name because we were cool and the band was "hot" We played the tri-state area Jersey shore in summer Bear Mt and NY NJ in winter Back til '78 Now that you know that were probably aren't "cool" anymore (though I still have my 63 P-bass).  Drew Troeder
Hot Ice The character Hilda in the anime series "Outlaw Star" is nicknamed "Hot Ice" Hilda. It kinda sounds like a rock band, no? Da Phoenix
Hot Liquid A**Fault Good punk band name LoveBoatCaptain
Hot Pink Nothing Nothing like a chainmail name survey to come up with cool band names.  Alex
Hot Salsa Chips Well, everybody likes hot salsa, RIGHT? And everyone likes chips, RIGHT?If this was a real band then they'd drink salsa before singing...I mean, they'd be friends with the Red Hot Chili Peppers!!! Neokid
Hot Theory   Kendra
Hot Wax cuz it has a double meaning. it could mean like the hot wax for your car or a steamy masturbation session lee brasic
Hot-N-Sexy Natoman Okay... So on the website tashari.org, there's a picture of the nerdiest guy ever, named Nate. The title was 'Hot_N_Sexy_Natoman' and the description was "Why Steve thinks Nate is hot and sexy I will never know." It's funny in location I suppose. Also, Natoman is my brother Nathan's nickname, though he's not hot and sexy, lol Bean
Hotel 12 Funny story, heh. A friend and I were seeing a movie at the theatre, and my date was meeting us there. Since he had other intentions for dating me, my friend and I were discussing the situation. He called to find out which theatre we were in. And having other subjects on the brain, instead of saying 'Theatre 12', I replied 'Hotel 12' and laughing histerically, blushed. brittani
Hotel of Unhallowed Horrors Herman P. Mudget was a serial killer a long time ago that opened a hotel in chicago (it might not be chicago, but still) and every room was rigged as a death chamber. thet got me thinking... who doesnt like a band name based on a killer. eddsworld300
Hotpause It's the opposite of Coldplay! nancy
Hotstop like coldplay but not but then it wud be linked to a girls g spot so maybe not... help!!!!  helen
HotWire I thought of this name while I was at school. I think it's cool because a bunch of bands today have a serious attitude, and when you think of HotWire, you think of somebody actually hotwiring a car, which is serious business. So I thought HotWire would make a band sound serious. Colton
Hotwired Dummies At the autoshow looking at those dummies in the car. Sequel to CRASH CAR DUMMIES. Frank
Hour Glass I thought that this was a really cool name. It just sounds cool,and I really like it. It just popped into my head as I was looking at all of these band names. coolestgrlullevermeet
House Mike & The Spittles We've all been there... dirk
House of Calamity  I think it's cool [: Erika
House of Cards Me and my friends who have a band (but had no band name at the time) were bored one day and we were trying to build a house of cards. Then I said "why don't we just call our band house of cards?" Everyone agreed. GothicPunkGirl
House On A Rock  We got it kind of from the bible? Are band is a Alternative Punk Christan Band. Are logo is a house on a rock an it's all night time with a big huge moon in back of the house.The house look's all lonley on a huge rock that look's like a mounain. Steve,Mat,Brian,Chunk's
House Trianed I got this name when my mom was compaining about my dog! Justin
Household Waste i was goin' back from town and thought about making up a nu metal band and my mate, chris, stares out da bus and sees a truck that says "household waste" and cos it's so random we decided it sounded cool!  mr frodo
The Houserockets I've never forgotten this nonsensical "joke" that appeared on a teletext joke page a few years back: What do you call a red house? A houserocket! Even the page editor admitted he didn't get that one.  Ethelbroth The Unsteady
Houston's Problem "Houston we have a problem." ~yeah, it's us! Honestly, it just sounded cool. XXXX
How About A Nice Game Of Chess? From the movie WarGames - an unemphatic plea against the lure of global thermal-nuclear war. Peter, Simon, and Toy
How Does It Feel? The only lyrics anyone actually knows in the song Blue Monday. G
HP Hustlaz Were from hp and all 4 of us are hustlaz Snoopy
Hroblak My husband used to jam with a guy with this last name. It sounded really unique. Rhonda Oglesby
Huggable Urns Perhaps the worst product proposal ever--store your relative's ashes in a teddy bear!--Huggable Urns is nonetheless a terrific name for a teenage Goth Metal band. Cradle of Filth meets the Veronicas! Jason Reeher
Hugs Not Drugs I am really wanting to start my own band so i was wanting something that sounded like me so i thought of "hugs not drugs" because thats like my #1 catchphrase (weird...i know) lol Xstephany<3
Human Albumen I see it as a heavy metal band name. I was collecting boxes from the back of the hospital for an upcoming move. When we were packing, there were various pieces of paper in the boxes explaining how to use the rubber gloves, etc. This particular box had held human albumen.  LB
Human Limit cuz theres only so much a Hunam can hold inside. Mickey
Human Tails From Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest. "Human Tails? Humans don't have tails, they have big bottoms that they wear bad shorts, and they walk around going 'HI HELEN'." mtndue1
Human Worm Beasts sounds like a good name for a metal band. taken from one of Invader Zim's many rants against the human population of earth bridget
Humanicans It owns because thats what everyone in my hometown is, a walking humanican (half-human, half manican) that has no say in what they do and think that is the way life is......... Dale Clemens
Hummingbird Wars Watched the humming birds fight this weekend and thought it would be a cool name. What do you think? Could go for many types of music. just gotta have fun
Hummus and Lightbulbs This was an errand that we sent our dad on. He went to this organic food store. We told him the only things we needed hummus and lightbulbs. I said, dude. That's an awesome band name. bowser724
Hunanladdiad Pronounced "Hoonan Lath Yad", its the Welsh word for suicide. Pretty good name, better than SpyneShank. Jay_the_Weird
The Hundred Acre Hood Ello! Winnie The Pooh Gangsterized! How Awesome Is That? I Love Winnie The Pooh But He Needed A Little Street Cred . Thus The Hundred Acre Hood Is Formed.  Anonymous Force of Cool
Hung Like Hamsters someone was talking about a group of naked men and used this discription. If i saw this on a flyer i would be curious. Casey
Hungry Ghosts Pathetic lost souls from Hindu mythology that eternally long for food and drink, but can't consume any of it because of their inhumanly-thin necks; suitably exotic, obscure, and morbid for a metal band, wouldn't you say? CC
Hungry Hungry Hippos Hippos are totally pimp, and that game is epic... I think that would be an awesome band name. Elle
Huntrezville Lester's Brandy cousin name loves brandy jo
Hurrashimamose Someone on my messageboards had a dream where someone said, "Must pay sins, must pay sins, hurrashimamose". I thought Hurrashimamose would make a cool band name. phamilto
Hurts Like a Wooden Kiwi A friend of mine said somebody whacked him with a wooden kiwi once. IHaveNoBrain
Hustlin' Hand Grenades One day, I walked in 7th Heaven, looking for some items to buy. I was looking through their CD section, and there was a misplaced album "Hustlin'" in front of a Green Day album. The album cover on ("American Idiot") it was a heart/hand grenade. Robert Horotn
Hybrid Because hybrid means a mix of two things to make a better thing, so mayb if your band was alternative rock or a mix of mayb grunge and rap would suit it and also u can add names on the end of it like "warriors" or "lab rats" or even "geeks"  EdB???żżż
Hybrid Vigor It's from Key & Peele. They used the term to describe how interracial people, which both stars of the show are, have the best qualities of each race, in their case, white and black. They said that it should be the name they use for a rap group if they had one. JeReMy
Hybridized We thought to put it for the name of our band, but we changed our minds. So if you like it, take it. By the way, the name is for punk-metal bands like ours. Chello
Hydra I think it would make a good name for an all-girl punk metal band. Rachel
The Hydraulic Banana A group I was in way back in the 60's.We liked a group called the electric prunes and modeled are name after them. mighty mike
Hydraulic Remo i read of my drum set: one drum said hydraulic on it and another one said remo on it  josh avolio
Hydro I thought it up in chemistry lesson (hydrocloric acid) Ray upton
Hydrologists Delight I was staring at a lamp, and was in a "creative funk." I asked my friend what his dad did for a living, and he said that his pops was a hydrologist. I still dont know what that is, but it sounds wicked awesome, dood! Barry Adam
Hydrophobic Worms my friend and i were talking about how since old yeller died of rabies (hydrophobia), when he was buried the worms would eat his dead body and contract rabies. picture a foaming worm :D moo moo
Hyper Insomnia i got it from sum 41's song-hyper insomnia para condriod.... it should be a name for a punk-rock-ska-heavy metal band......keeps you awake.... batesy
Hyper On Candy My best friend and I are big fans of candy and we get soooooo hyper! Fatima
Hyperactive Egos You know every guitarist has one? Maybe? Stan
Hyperactive Goldfish This is a really pathetic private joke (which I won't go into here) that has been going on with me and my friends for almost three years, and I've always thought that it'd make a cool band name. Or a really weird one. Depends on your point of view, really. It's Always the Quiet Ones
Hyperion It's the name of one of Saturn's moons, I think. Anyway, it sounds cool. IHaveNoBrain
Hypnosis 4 Well, I was just sitting on my bed and was thinking, 'What if I were psychic?' Then Hypnosis 4 just popped in my head! Shanice
Hypomania Sounds like something that happens when you drink to much Coca-Cola, but it is actually a mood-swing depression and a cool band name. Bill
Hypoxia It's when there's a lack of blood to the brain often caused by spinning around really fast kinda like head banging so its good for a heavy metal band wolf society
Hypo_Critical over critical, or hypocritical. more original than The Hypocrites? Shiver
Hysteria It just sounds cool. Also because I'm hysterical when I'm trying to find band names by a certain time. Sarah-Jane

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