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Change one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The addition of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.
For example: Midnight Oil's "Blue Sky Mine" would become "Blue Sky Mime"
Entries Beginning with H, Page 7
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"Gave Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," Judy Garland originally "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
I love giving myself something.
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Pave Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," Judy Garland originally "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
When Christmas becomes too stressful?
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Haven't Got Time For The Pawn," Carly Simon originally "Haven't Got Time For The Pain"
Serafina
"Haven't Got Time For The Main," Carly Simon originally "Haven't Got Time For The Pain"
As in: water main
Alyssa Jayne
"Haven't Got Time For The Rain," Carly Simon originally "Haven't Got Time For The Pain"
Heather Brockwell
"Haven't Got Lime For The Pain," Carly Simon originally "Haven't Got Time For The Pain"
Alyssa Jayne
"Haven't Got Time For The Gain," Carly Simon originally "Haven't Got Time For The Pain"
Alyssa Jayne
"Haven't Swept In Years," Matthew Good Band originally "Haven't Slept In Years"
I know, cough-cough, the dust is piling up!
Georgie
"Havin' Bun," Dion originally "Havin' Fun"
Alyssa Jayne
"Havin' Fin," Dion originally "Havin' Fun"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hatin' Fun," Dion originally "Havin' Fun"
Alyssa Jayne
"Havin' Gun," Dion originally "Havin' Fun"
Alyssa Jayne
"Havin' Sun," Dion originally "Havin' Fun"
Alyssa Jayne
"Havin' Fan," Dion originally "Havin' Fun"
Alyssa Jayne
"Havin' Pun," Dion originally "Havin' Fun"
Alyssa Jayne
"Waving A Party," Sam Cooke originally "Having A Party"
Alina
"Hating A Party," Sam Cooke originally "Having A Party"
Party pooper, then we won't invite you.
Some Guy
"Raving A Party," Sam Cooke originally "Having A Party"
Some Guy
"Saving A Party," Sam Cooke originally "Having A Party"
Would if the party doesn't want to be saved?
Some Guy
"Lazy Shade Of Winter," The Bangles originally "Hazy Shade Of Winter"
Serafina
"Hazy Share Of Winter," The Bangles originally "Hazy Shade Of Winter"
Serafina
"Be," Tammy Wynette originally "He"
Alyssa Jayne
"Ha," Tammy Wynette originally "He"
Danielle
"We," Tammy Wynette originally "He"
Serafina
"Me," Tammy Wynette originally "He"
Serafina
"He Ain't Give You Zone," Freddie Scott originally "He Ain't Give You None"
Candy Welty
"He Ain't Give You Bone," Freddie Scott originally "He Ain't Give You None"
Candy Welty
"He Ain't Give You Cone," Freddie Scott originally "He Ain't Give You None"
Candy Welty
"He Ain't Give You Tone," Freddie Scott originally "He Ain't Give You None"
Candy Welty
"He Ain't Give Lou None," Freddie Scott originally "He Ain't Give You None"
Candy Welty
"He Can't Lose You," Michael Stanley Band originally "He Can't Love You"
Gretchen Q. Wieners
"He Can't Live You," Michael Stanley Band originally "He Can't Love You"
Peter
"He Can't Move You," Michael Stanley Band originally "He Can't Love You"
Gretchen Q. Wieners
"He Did With Mo," Vicki Lawrence originally "He Did With Me"
Lefty Lucy
"He Bid With Me," Vicki Lawrence originally "He Did With Me"
Peter
"He Did With Ma," Vicki Lawrence originally "He Did With Me"
Karen Smith
"We Did With Me," Vicki Lawrence originally "He Did With Me"
Karen Smith
"He Won't Love You (Like I Love You)," Tony Orlando and Dawn originally "He Don't Love You (Like I Love You)"
Alexis
"He Has Made Me Glam," The Maranatha Singers originally "He Has Made Me Glad"
A beauty makeover from above?!?
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"He Has Made Me Blad," The Maranatha Singers originally "He Has Made Me Glad"
He turned you into a Polish football player?
Peter
"He Has Made Me Grad," The Maranatha Singers originally "He Has Made Me Glad"
Did you get a diploma?
Peter
"He Is By Everything," Connie Smith originally "He Is My Everything"
Yvette Bristle
"He Is Nailing," Jon & Vangelis originally "He Is Sailing"
Marcia Todd
"He Is Wailing," Jon & Vangelis originally "He Is Sailing"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"He Is Failing," Jon & Vangelis originally "He Is Sailing"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"He Knows I Love Tim Too Much," The Paris Sisters originally "He Knows I Love Him Too Much"
Candy Welty
"He Knows I Lose Him Too Much," The Paris Sisters originally "He Knows I Love Him Too Much"
He figures that out when he can't find you?
Peter
"He Knows I Love Kim Too Much," The Paris Sisters originally "He Knows I Love Him Too Much"
Jessica Childress
"He Knows I Move Him Too Much," The Paris Sisters originally "He Knows I Love Him Too Much"
Peter
"He Knows I Love Jim Too Much," The Paris Sisters originally "He Knows I Love Him Too Much"
Candy Welty
"He Knows I Love Ham Too Much," The Paris Sisters originally "He Knows I Love Him Too Much"
Jessica Childress
"He Knows I Love His Too Much," The Paris Sisters originally "He Knows I Love Him Too Much"
Candy Welty
"He Said She Paid," Ashley Tisdale originally "He Said She Said"
Deirdre Collins
"He Stopped Moving Her Today," George Jones originally "He Stopped Loving Her Today"
Naomi Swanson
"He Stopped Loving Her Toddy," George Jones originally "He Stopped Loving Her Today"
Naomi Swanson
"He Stopped Losing Her Today," George Jones originally "He Stopped Loving Her Today"
Naomi Swanson
"He Thinks He'll Keep Hem," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "He Thinks He'll Keep Her"
Candy Welty
"He Thinks He'll Beep Her," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "He Thinks He'll Keep Her"
Candy Welty
"He Thinks He'll Keep Hen," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "He Thinks He'll Keep Her"
Candy Welty
"He Has Love," Susan Raye originally "He Was Love"
Yvette Bristle
"He Was Lowe," Susan Raye originally "He Was Love"
Then he changed his name.
Victoria's Secret Agent Orange Marmalade
"He Was Lode," Susan Raye originally "He Was Love"
Yvette Bristle
"He Was Lobe," Susan Raye originally "He Was Love"
Victoria's Secret Agent Orange Marmalade
"He Was Lore," Susan Raye originally "He Was Love"
Yvette Bristle
"He Was Lone," Susan Raye originally "He Was Love"
More sensible than original
Victoria's Secret Agent Orange Marmalade
"He Was Dove," Susan Raye originally "He Was Love"
Yvette Bristle
"He Hasn't," Avril Lavigne originally "He Wasn't"
Nancy
"He Wasn't Mad Enough," Toni Braxton originally "He Wasn't Man Enough"
Nancy
"He Will Freak Your Heart," Jerry Butler originally "He Will Break Your Heart"
Candy Welty
"He Will Creak Your Heart," Jerry Butler originally "He Will Break Your Heart"
Candy Welty
"He Will Break Sour Heart," Jerry Butler originally "He Will Break Your Heart"
Candy Welty
"We Won't Go," Adele originally "He Won't Go"
Karen Smith
"He Wore The Greek Beret," Nancy Ames originally "He Wore The Green Beret"
Karen Smith
"He Wore Thy Green Beret," Nancy Ames originally "He Wore The Green Beret"
Karen Smith
"He Tore The Green Beret," Nancy Ames originally "He Wore The Green Beret"
Candy Welty
"We Wore The Green Beret," Nancy Ames originally "He Wore The Green Beret"
Karen Smith
"He Bore The Green Beret," Nancy Ames originally "He Wore The Green Beret"
Candy Welty
"Ho Wore The Green Beret," Nancy Ames originally "He Wore The Green Beret"
Karen Smith
"He'll Be Jack," The Players originally "He'll Be Back"
Alyssa Jayne
"He'll Hate To Go," Jim Reeves originally "He'll Have To Go"
Yeah, he'll definitely want to stay.
Emmy Kay Butanone
"We'll Have To Go," Jim Reeves originally "He'll Have To Go"
Heidi Sharpe
"He'll Have To Do," Jim Reeves originally "He'll Have To Go"
Regina Olsen
"He'll Have To Stab," Jeanne Black originally "He'll Have To Stay"
Melissa Officinalis
"He'll Rave To Stay," Jeanne Black originally "He'll Have To Stay"
Melissa Officinalis
"He'll Have To Spay," Jeanne Black originally "He'll Have To Stay"
To keep her from having children?
Peter
"He'll Hate To Stay," Jeanne Black originally "He'll Have To Stay"
Serafina
"He'll Pave To Stay," Jeanne Black originally "He'll Have To Stay"
Melissa Officinalis
"We'll Have To Stay," Jeanne Black originally "He'll Have To Stay"
Serafina
"He'll Have To Star," Jeanne Black originally "He'll Have To Stay"
in some sort of production?
Serafina
"He'll Wave To Stay," Jeanne Black originally "He'll Have To Stay"
Melissa Officinalis
"He's A Mad Boy," Carole King originally "He's A Bad Boy"
Yvette Bristle
"He's A Bad Joy," Carole King originally "He's A Bad Boy"
Megan Tereon
"He's A Lad Boy," Carole King originally "He's A Bad Boy"
Well, isn't a lad, by definition, a boy?
Yvette Bristle
"He's A Sad Boy," Carole King originally "He's A Bad Boy"
Yvette Bristle
"He's A Bad Toy," Carole King originally "He's A Bad Boy"
Yvette Bristle
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